Showing posts with label Martin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martin. Show all posts
Friday, August 5, 2016

George Zimmerman: PUNCHED IN THE FACE For Bragging About Trayvon Martin Murder!

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If you woke this morning with the feeling that the world is a relentlessly unfair and often exceedingly cruel place, well, the bad news is...
Friday, July 15, 2016

Martin Shkreli Might Be Going to Jail, Loves Pokemon Go

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If you spend any time at all on social media, you’re likely familiar with both Martin Shkreli and Pokemon Go. The two out-of-left-fi...
Wednesday, May 18, 2016

George Zimmerman Sells Gun Used to Kill Trayvon Martin for Disgustingly Large Sum

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Last week, it was widely reported that murderous professional Internet troll and sentient colon polyp George Zimmerman planned to auction ...
Thursday, May 12, 2016

George Zimmerman to Auction Off Gun Used to Kill Trayvon Martin

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In the midst of this divisive election season, it’s important to focus on the things that all reasonable human beings can agree on. For ...
Monday, March 21, 2016

Chris Martin: Split From Gwyneth Paltrow Was "A Weird One"

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This guy is friggin’ adorable. While Gwyneth paltrow is GOOPing about and wearing odd-looking onesies, Chris Martin may have finally...
Wednesday, March 9, 2016

George Martin Dies; Beatles Producer Was 90

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Sir George Martin – the legendary music producer whose work with rock’s most iconic band earned him the title “the Fifth Beatle” – has pas...
Monday, February 15, 2016

Martin Shkreli: Robbed of $15 Million While Attempting to Purchase Kanye West Album

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When most people want to buy an album, they open up iTunes and shell out the necessary $ 9.99. When Martin Shkreli wants to buy an album...
Thursday, February 11, 2016

Martin Shkreli Attempts to Purchase Sole Rights to New Kanye West Album, Remains Evil Douche

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Former pharmaceutical exec and noted penis hole Martin Shkreli took his campaign to become the real-life incarnation of a Mr. Burns-like c...
Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Ghostface Killah to Martin Shkreli: You"re a Fake-Ass Supervillain on Ritalin!

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Of all the random, completely unexpected celebrity feuds of the past year, none has been such an endless source of entertainment as the be...
Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Martin Shkreli SLAMS Ghostface Killah: I"d Smack Him in the Face Right Now!

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In case you’ve been missing out on one of the most hilarious celebrity feuds in recent memory, allow us to fill you in on Martin Shkreli v...
Thursday, January 28, 2016

Martin Shkreli Threatens Ghostface Killah in Bizarre Video, May Want to Leave New York ASAP

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Of all the strange news stories that went viral in 2015, perhaps none featured as many unexpected twists and turns as that of the so-calle...
Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Zac Efron Stirs Controversy with Idiotic Martin Luther King Tweet

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Note to Zac Efron:  You may wanna stick to just taking your shirt off going forward. That always seems to work out well for you. A...
Thursday, December 17, 2015

Martin Shkreli: Arrested For Securities Fraud!

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You may know Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of the life-saving AIDS drug Daraprim. But with any luck, the inmates...
Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Martin Shkreli Purchases $2 Million Wu-Tang Album, Remains Douchiest Man Alive

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You may remember Martin Shkreli as the smirking cartoon supervillain who jacked up the price of a life-saving medication more than 5,400 ...
Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Martin Sheen Hopes "This is the First Day of the Rest of Charlie Sheen"s Life as a Free Man"

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Like most of us, Martin Sheen watched the Today show on Tuesday, November 17th, waiting for his son, Charlie to reveal that he was HIV-P...
Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Martin O"Malley Sings Taylor Swift on The View

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Look out, Hillary Clinton! You may be able to awkwardly dance to Jennifer Lopez , but Martin O"Malley just did you one better. Th...
Monday, October 19, 2015

Martin Shkreli: Pharma Douche Got So Mad at Bernie Sanders He Pretended to Punch a Wall

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You may remember Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of a life-saving drug by more than 5,000 percent. People all over...
Thursday, September 17, 2015

50 Shades Of Cristiano Ronaldo! Soccer Star Reportedly Starring In Martin Scorsese"s Film About The Real Life Christian Grey!

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This sounds WAY too good to be true! According to reports, Cristiano Ronaldo is making the jump from athlete to movie star — and his acting...