LeBron James -- Royal Penis Exposed ... During NBA Finals

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LeBron James didn’t go balls out in Game 4 of the NBA Finals … he went dong out instead.

Moments before tip off Thursday night, LeBron went to adjust himself below the waist … and it just so happened to be at the same time an ABC camera moved in for a close up.

James opened his shorts a little too much … and boom — LeBron’s penis was introduced to roughly 18.5 MILLION viewers.

If you really wanna see it … click here — but WARNING, it’s a penis.

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Burger King Just Instagrammed A HIGHlarious Response To The Best Eyewitness Ever!

Yesterday, we introduced you to Courtney Barnes, who became an overnight sensation after his eyewitness account of a local police chase went viral.

The WLBT news report has now been viewed nearly 8.5 million times on Facebook due to Barnes’ colorful commentary and appearance.

One of his most quotable quotes describes how he came upon the accident. In his own words:

“Well, ma’am. I was going to buy me a piece of a burger from Burger King. And I just stopped right in the middle because my hunger just went away!”

Well, Burger King has jumped on the bandwagon and posted a hilarious response on the company Instagram account. Ch-ch-check it out (below):

Why just a #PieceOfABurger?A photo posted by Burger King (@burgerking) on Jun 11, 2015 at 10:22am PDT

HIGHlarious hashtag!

This is definitely corporate America getting it right, unlike that time Best Buy posted that totally inappropriate Serial tweet. You know that social media manager totally got into trouble!

[ Related: Video Of Women Brawl In Walmart Goes Viral! ]

Speaking of trouble, Courtney’s in a bit of his own, since the cops are now looking for him.

Oh well, he’ll always have his 15 minutes of fame…

Must-see eyewitness description SHARE THIS GREAT UPDATE!: Police Officer injured in crash could be released from the hospital today.We now have a better idea exactly how the wreck happened thanks to a MUST-SEE description from a person who claims to have witnessed the whole thing>http://shout.lt/5zC7Read more about the new Internet sensation>>http://bit.ly/1KuvBl7 Posted by WLBT 3 On Your Side on Wednesday, June 10, 2015

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LeBron James Flashes Penis In Front Of Millions Of NBA Fans — And Now, The Entire Internet!

It may not break the internet, but it’s got everyone buzzing.

LeBron James exposed his penis while adjusting his shorts during right before Game 4 of the NBA Finals started.

Unfortunately Fortunately, ABC cameras were recording during the team huddle, and caught everything — and we mean EVERYTHING — on tape.

[ Related: This Video Of LeBron Is Actually Safe For Work … And Heartwarming! ]

WARNING. Obviously the video is NSFW, but if you want to see the Cleveland Cavalier’s junk, read on.

There it is in all it’s slow-motion glory.

If that link is dead, you can check it out here.

Yes, you can now make all your King James royal jewels and scepter jokes below.

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Hang On! Homer And Marge Simpson AREN'T Splitting Up After All??

Cowabunga, man!

This week, The Simpsons producer Al Jean opened up to Variety about the upcoming season of the show, as well as the fate of Homer and Marge Simpson’s marriage.

In the interview, Al explained that the couple was going to legally separate.

[ Related: Sideshow Bob Will Murder Bart This Season! ]

But on the show’s Twitter page, they seem pretty adamant that the two are NOT breaking up! The Simpsons posted this pic (above) of Bart writing on a chalkboard that his parent’s aren’t splitting up! The caption reads:

“RT and stop the rumors! #TheSimpsons”

Sooooo then why would one of the show’s producers say they were separating?

Turns out, the whole thing was a misunderstanding! D’oh! Al took to Twitter as well, to clear the whole thing up:

.@thesimpsons #EverySimpsonsEver I DIDN’T SAY Homer and Marge are breaking up I said they are BIGGER THAN JESUS.
— Al Jean (@AlJean) June 10, 2015

Phew!

We were a little worried for the OTP, because let’s be honest if Marge hasn’t left Homer by now, it’s safe to say she never will!

[Image via The Simpsons/Twitter.]

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