Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Taylor Swift Shows Belly Button, Inspires Disturing Photoshops


For some reason, Taylor Swift's belly button is a big deal on the Internet.


Actually, it's a huge deal. In some circles, the Swifty navel is as popular as jokes about bacon and memes created by mashing up an inspirational quote with a picture of a sunset.


There was a time when it was rumored that Taylor's belly button doesn't exist. Seriously, that was a thing for a while.


Fortunately, Taylor has since put that rumor to rest several times over, most recently in a navel-based photo session uploaded over the weekend.


Naturally, dozens of bored Photoshop enthusiasts went to town on the pic and uploaded edits that range from hilarious to deeply disturbing. 


Like we said, the Internet=weird sh-t. Enjoy!


 




1. Taylor Swift’s Belly Button


Taylor swifts belly button

The original. Taylor displays her navel with a friend. Seems innocent enough…until the Internet gets a hold of it.



2. Taylor and Krang


Taylor and krang

Sometimes the Ninja Turtles arch-nemesis prefers a sleeker ride. That’s when he climbs inside Taylor’s taut tummy.



3. Taylor and Patrick


Taylor and patrick

Sometimes you fall asleep under the sea and wake up in Taylor Swift’s shorts. That’s one lucky starfish.



4. The Taylor Monkeys


The taylor monkeys

“Hey, hey we’re the monkeys! People say we live in Taylor Swift’s shorts.”



5. Taylor’s Black Hole


Taylors black hole

Get your mind out of the gutter. We’re talking about her belly button!



6. Taylor and Alien


Taylor and alien

Taylor recreates a scene from a Sigourney Weaver classic. Would that be a Taylien?


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MC Hammer -- CAN'T TOUCH US ... Rages with NBA Champs!

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0617_mc_hammer_warriors_party_photos_launchMy my my my … 


MC Hammer had one helluva night … not only did he fly into Cleveland on a sick private jet, but the proud Oaklandian partied with Golden State Warriors moments after they won the NBA championship! 


For the record, Hammer is one of the team’s BIGGEST fans … he’s basically Golden State’s Jack Nicholson. 


So, when the team clinched last night, Hammer was right there with Steph Curry, Draymond Green and the rest of the crew to celebrate the team’s first title in 40 years. 


Haven’t seen Hammer this excited since that Pumps and a Bump video … 


Congrats! 



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Beverly Hills, 90210 Cast: Where Are They Now?


The cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 have come a very long way from West Beverly Hills High School.


One of the actors is married to Megan Fox (!!!!)… another is milking her marital problems for reality TV ratings (hi, Tori Spelling!)… and another actually appeared on The CW's version of this classic teen drama, 90210.


What have these stars been up to since their iconic series went off the air? What do they look now?


With Lifetime's Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 Story on the way, we figured it was a good time to catch up with Brandon, Brenda, Dylan and company…




1. Brian Austin Green


Brian austin green

Brian Austin Green is married to Megan Fox. Yup, it’s safe to say he’s done well for himself.



2. Jennie Garth


Jennie garth

Jennie Garth revived her role of Kelly on The CW’s 90210 and also appeared opposite Tori Spelling on ABC Family’s short-lived Mystery Girls. She has three kids.



3. Ian Ziering


Ian ziering

Thank goodness for Sharknado! Until this amazing Syfy movie franchise, Ian Ziering had not been heard from in years.



4. Tori Spelling


Tori spelling

Where to start with Tori Spelling? She has four kids with Dean McDermott and the two have turned their marital strife into many seasons of a reality TV show.



5. Jason Priestley


Jason priestley

Jason Priestley rarely goes in front of the camera anymore. But he’s directed episodes of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 7th Heaven and the reboot of 90210.



6. Luke Perry


Luke perry

Where did the sideburns go?!? Luke Perry has appeared in such shows as Oz and Jeremiah, while also anchoring the film 8 Seconds.


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Lady Gaga Wears Bikini, Holds Dead Fish, Flips Off Camera, Remains Weird

Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are in vacation in the Bahamas this week and while you might think that the Mother Monster would enjoy some time away from the spotlight, but you would be dead wrong.






Media attention is like oxygen to Gaga and without it, there's nothing to stop her from fading into obscurity or turning into Kesha.


So even when she's sipping cocktails on a Bahamian beach (so much for those rumors about Gaga being pregnant) the fiancee of Taylor Kinney uses selfies and semi-nudity to keep those sweet favorites and re-tweets rolling in.



Earlier today, Gaga posted the blurry photo above with a caption reading, "I'm marrying a Kinney, I know how to get cuntry [sic]."


Yes, either that was a typo and her husband-to-be is a country boy (We could've sworn he was the Johnny Drama-like overshadowed star of a fledgling NBC series, but whatever.), or she meant to spell it that way, and she...just called her fiance's family a bunch of c--ts? 


We're not really sure, but either way, it's nice to see that the engaged life hasn't made Gaga any less weird.


Of course, the best part of this photo is that it looks like she and Taylor started partying early, so we might have some more drunk, naked Lady Gaga photos by tonight! 



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