For the past decade, the world has been all about Kim Kardashian and her magical, life-affirming ass.
The thing has been in commercials, magazines, all over social media. It would be fair to say that Kim and her whole family have that backside to thank for everything.
But, as we said, it’s been about a decade now since Kim’s ass descended upon us. It’s time for something new, don’t you think?
Enter Kylie Jenner.
Kylie shared this photo of herself earlier this week, and damn. Oh, damn.
The point of this picture was supposedly to promote the jeans. She tagged the fashion company in her post and even shared a link to the site.
But come on, we’re all adults here. We know what’s up.
The jeans aren’t the focus here. Kylie’s monstrously, overwhelmingly, comically large ass is.
Seriously, take a good hard look at that thing. Look at how tiny her waist is, and look at how huge her ass has gotten.
Must be that totally common, totally real thing that happens where 19-year-olds get sudden growth spurts specifically in their hindquarters, right?
Or else girlfriend gained 15 pounds and every single ounce of it went directly to the back.
It’s hard to say what exactly is going on here, but it’s clear that things are not how they used to be when it comes to Kylie’s body.
And the good people of the internet are completely comfortable with pointing that out.
“Your head looks tiny compared to those bum implants,” one concerned citizen noted.
Another wrote “Your ass looks so disgustingly fake… lol.”
Because if you LOL while accusing someone of having extensive plastic surgery and calling it “disgusting,” it makes it OK, get it?
“No jeans can make me have an ass like that,” one person said, “only surgery unfortunately.”
“This looks very unnatural,” yet another person told Kylie. “Just saying.”
One confused Twitter user even complained that “This just doesn’t make sense geographically.”
And you know what? It really doesn’t.
Kylie didn’t used to be shaped like this, not even remotely. And of course her body changed as she grew up, but this just isn’t how puberty works.
This isn’t how any of this works.
