Thursday, December 29, 2016

Tyga to Kylie Jenner: Let"s Have a Threesome With Kendall!

It’s hard to think of anyone who’s benefited more from dating a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan than Tyga.


T-Raww is five years removed from the only hit single of his career, and he’s at the point where most rappers would be angling for a spot on a VH1 reality show with lots of paternity tests.


But instead, Tyga remains a household name, all because he had the creepy foresight to enter a monogamous relationship with an insecure teen before she developed any awareness of her options.



Yes, if you only know one thing about Tyga, it’s probably that he’s dating Kylie Jenner.


The man seems fully aware of this, and appears to have no qualms about exploiting it.


He knows that Kylie has made a career out of selling sex, and he’s clearly eager to help her boost her first-quarter figures in 2017.


Earlier this week, a video of Kylie and Tyga in the shower came as close to breaking the Internet as any of Kim’s raciest pics.



It was just another Monday for Kylie, but it was the most attention anyone has paid to Tyga since we all started getting creeped out by his cradle-robbing relationship two years ago.


Perhaps realizing that no one has ever sold sex as effectively as Kylie’s family, and his music career is no longer worth reviving, Tyga seems intent on reinventing himself as 2.0 and cashing in on the public’s interest in his bedroom shenanigans.


Unfortunately for him, the world has already seen Kylie naked, so he’s gonna need to offer something more risque than your typical sex tape.


Fortunately, he was born without the part of his brain that would cause most men to feel shame when exploiting a teenager’s sexuality for financial gain.



According to Radar Online, Tyga has hit Kylie with the ultimate indecent proposal, suggesting that the two of them have a threesome with her sister Kendall.


“He’s always had this dream of sleeping with Kendall and Kylie together,” an insider told Radar.


“She dismissed it as a joke but he’s dead serious.”


Apparently, it’s not the first time he’s made this sort of offer:


“Tyga’s seriously X-rated and he’s worked a real spell on Kylie,” says the source.



Now, Kylie and Kendall don’t observe the usual physical boundaries between siblings, but even Tyga probably realizes that a full-blown incestuous threesome is a bit of a long-shot fantasy.


It seems far more likely that the media firestorm surrounding his weird shower video with Kylie has inspired him to really focus on pimping out his relationship for the media in 2017.


You can expect stories about Tyga proposing threesomes with every other member of Kylie’s family in the next 12 months


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