Monday, July 24, 2017

Kylie Jenner: I Can Be Sexy on Twitter, Too!

Kylie Jenner appears to have taken that “when life gives you lemons” saying to heart.


After her Snapchat was hacked — which is awful but also bold, since she’s pretty much the queen of Snapchat — Kylie took to Twitter to share an eye-popping photo of herself in a see-through yellow bra.


Honestly, it’s good that she shared this on Twitter. If Kylie’d posted this photo to Instagram, she might have gotten reported.



Whoever hacked her Snapchat hasn’t leaked anything compromising of her.


Honestly, they may have just gotten nothing.


(Kylie’s a celebrity and, though she’s still a teenager, she seems to already be a serial monogamist — she might limit sending nudes to texts)


It’s also possible that someone’s trying to blackmail her, though she seems unconcerned.


And honestly, even if the hacker has nudes, they might be getting cold feet.


(As well they should)


But, perhaps to show how chill she is about the whole situation, Kylie shared this photo on Sunday night.



You can see why she might have hesitated to share this photo over Instagram.


Not because she doesn’t look amazing — she does.


But because you do not have to have Cara Delevingne’s preternatural ability to locate nipples through clothing to spot Kylie’s.


Instagram, as we know, is notoriously terrified of lady nipples.


Twitter, on the other hand, is totally fine with that.


(On the other hand, they have nazis and terrorists using their platform to send death threats on a daily basis, so … no platform’s perfect)


Kylie’s incredible figure is getting into the range of top-heavy ’80s models now.


(Whether she got that way with surgery or at this stage of puberty is … a topic of considerable debate)


And, that kind of figure is not everybody’s type, but hopefully Kylie’s body matches how she wants to look and not what she imagines that anyone else wants or expects from her.


But she looks all kinds of hot.


Like, Kylie does sexy photoshoots all of the time, but she usually isn’t this … nippley.



She also shared this (above) photo as a “sneak peek” of a photoshoot.


In the Instagram post (no nip-nops here, so she’s in the clear), Kylie said that she’s “shooting some looks” from her upcoming Birthday Collection.


At Kylie Cosmetics, of course.


All in all, she’s been a busy girl.


Remember that, throughout all of this, Kylie’s been filming Life of Kylie.


(And we more than suspect that Kylie will go out of her way to drive up attention leading up to the premiere)


In case you’ve forgotten, yes, that’s Kylie’s very own reality series.


Even with what we’ve already heard about Kylie Jenner’s net worth, it looks like she’s determined to rake in even more money than her siblings.


It makes a lot of sense, too.


Demographically, Kylie has a wider appeal, right?


Kim Kardashian is a married mother of two.


Like, there are plenty of adults who pretty much tune out even on scripted television when there’s a pregnancy storyline, because it doesn’t interest them and it isn’t relatable.


It’s hard to imagine that a lot of teens and young twenty-somethings, one of the most coveted demographics, are still able to relate to Kim and Kourtney.


They’re both moms who are nearly 40.


There’s a huge market for them, of course.


But if you want to get your hooks back into that youth demographic like the Kardashians first did a decade ago, you want Kylie.


(Assuming that the demographic is even willing to tune in — makeup sales don’t guarantee viewers, folks)



Recently, Kylie Jenner tweeted all about Life of Kylie.


The 8-episode first season premieres August 6th (that’s so soon!).


Episodes will only be a half-hour in length, because not everyone has an hour to spend (and also she won’t have to come up with that much filler, let’s be real).


Her dogs will be in it, thank goodness.


What we don’t know is how much we might see on the series of Rob Kardashian’s revenge porn attack against Blac Chyna.

Or, at least, Kylie’s point of view on it as news of it reached her and the family drama.

So … we guess that we’ll all find out about that in a couple of weeks.


In the mean time, it looks like Kylie’s going to tide us all over with some sexy selfies.


That’ll work.



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