Keeping Up with the Kardashians finally answered one pressing question this week:
Where the heck did the name True come from?!?
We refer, of course, to the only daughter of Khloe Kardashian and that rotten dirty cheater, Tristan Thompson, who welcomed a child into the world this past April.
A child named True.
On Sunday evening, viewers tuned in to see Khloe (still ignorant to Tristan’s cheating ways) host a grand baby shower for her friends and loved ones.
The expectant parents asked their guests to write down name suggestions on a wall, with Kris Jenner’s mother, MJ, actually be the person we can all blame thank for coming up with this unusual moniker.
“Grandma, do you want to help pick a name?” Kim Kardashian asked her relative. “True, your grandfather?”
“Your grandfather,” MJ corrected. “T-R-U-E.”
So there we have it apparently.
While the name was a major topic of conversation, so was Khloe’s pregnancy itself.
“Out of all my kids, I worried for a second about whether or not Khloe would have a baby,” Kris said at one point, adding through tears:
“It’s such an amazing blessing. We are beyond excited and thrilled to welcome my ninth grandchild, that’s a lot of people.”
Khloe was equally psyched, although she chose to fly out to a pretty boring city in Cleveland in order to be near Tristan when she gave birth.
Scott Disick actually met her there, full of jokes and insults.
“For the longest time, I’ve always wanted to go to Cleveland to see where Khloe lives,” Kourtney Kardashian’s ex quipped. “But I just didn’t know if there was anything to do there.”
The friends came up with a name for their podcast in Cleveland (The Lord and His Lady), but Disick ended up getting on Khloe’s nerves because she wanted to focus on the tiny human set to come out of her vagina…
… not on Scott’s antics.
“I love Scott and I love hanging out with him, but I really want to learn how to give a baby CPR,” Khloe complained to the camera. “He’s hamming it up for the podcast, probably more than usual, but it’s f-cking annoying right now.”
ELSEWHERE, Kylie Jenner recently had her baby and was coming to terms with new new body.
She felt really insecure after posing for a Calvin Klein photo shoot alongside her siblings.
My body’s not, you know, what it used to be,” the 21-year-old beauty mogul explained while baking with sister Kourtney.
“It is a shock to the system to see your body, especially at such a young age, change so drastically, just not be the same size.”
Later, sorting through clothing in her closet to see if anything fits, Kylie confided in Kim.
“We’re getting rid of everything. … Nothing in my closet fits me,” Jenner said. I feel like my hips, they just spread.”
Kim, of course, has been here before.
She’s given birth to two kids and irritated the Hell out of the Internet by talking about only her need to lose weight for many weeks afterward.
“I know it’s really early and Stormi’s so little, but you just have to roll with it,” Kim told her sister, adding:
“You just have to be confident, get some things that make you feel good about yourself and find your balance.”
To her credit, Kim ended the episode by heading to D.C. for the March for Our Lives really.
She talked to students there about the need for better gun control laws in America.
“Seeing these kids taking up their time to talk about issues that are so important, I think is just so selfless and so great of them,” Kardashian concluded.
“I honestly feel like there’s so many adults out there that can learn a thing or two from these kids.”
Amen.
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