While the rest of the country was busy getting angry at their TV screens last night, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were making far more productive use of their time.
Or perhaps we should say reproductive use of their time …
Yes, Kylie and Travis engaged in some serious sexy time last night.
And the cosmetics mogul made sure her 47 bajillion Instagram followers knew exactly what was going down.
Kylie posted the video below to her page last night, and it’s basically the prequel to a sex tape.
As you can see, Travis surprised Kylie with every rose in the greater Los Angeles area.
He also played his 2013 song “Hell Of a Night” in case there was still somehow any doubt about exactly what he had in mind for the remainder of the evening.
“Hell of a way to end the night,” Kylie captioned the video.
Apparently, Travis is quite the romantic, as this is not the first time that he’s surprised his billionaire girlfriend with a truly ridiculous amount of foliage.
After Kylie gave birth to daughter Stormi, Travis surprised her with 443 roses, a reference to the fact that Stormi entered the world at 4:43 pm.
If you’re wondering about the point at which romantic gestures cross the line into obsessive-compulsive territory, that might be it.
Of course, in addition to being the mother of his child, Kylie is a near-billionaire and one of the most famous people on the planet, so it’s not hard to see why Travis might be inclined toward extravagant gestures.
Obviously, Scott is accomplished in his own right, but these days it’s hard to match any of the Kardashian women in terms of fame, wealth, and influence.
Kanye is the Kard clan spouse to even come close, and in order to get there, he had to become so famous that it drove him insane.
Anyway, congrats to Kylie and Travis on the smash session.
We just hope they used some sort of protection.
After all, raising kids is expensive, and we’d hate to see them be forced to get second jobs and whatnot.
