Welp, we were wrong.
Turns out that a phony picture of Kendall Jenner pregnant is NOT the most disturbing thing to have been posted on the Internet this month.
Not even close, in fact.
Instead, that honor falls to The Trumpkin, a 374-pound pumpkin painted to look like Donald Trump and created by Jeanette Paras of Dublin, Ohio.
As far as we know, it is the only thing on this planet proven to be larger than Trump’s actual ego. ZING!
It took Jeanette 10 hours of painting time and six 38-inch blond wigs to carve out this monstrosity, which comes on the heels of Paras also creating pumpkins in the past to resemble such stars as Lady Gaga and Stebe Jobs.
“I pumpkinize whoever is visible in the national media,” Paras told USA TODAY Network. “Characters with distinguishing characteristics make it even more fun.”
It’s very safe Trump possesses those, most notably his hair and also his mouth, which has rarely met a Muslim he didn’t insult.
Paras insists the Trumpkin is not a political statement of any kind. Which is fair.
It’s more of a statement that she may have too much time on her hands.
