The greatest competitor in the history of “The Challenge” ain’t playin’ real football anytime soon … ‘cause dude was straight-up ROCKED by the NFL’s Maurkice and Mike Pouncey on Thursday!! Unclear why Johnny Bananas was in Boca Raton, Florida…
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Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Kylie Jenner: I Love Black Bananas!
Who would have thought that the combination of Kylie Jenner and bananas would result in so many entertaining videos?
Last week gave us the precious throwback gem that was and 8-year-old Kylie singing "Hollaback Girl" with Gwen Stefani (and nailing the "B-A-N-A-N-A-S" part).
Now, we have an 18-year-old Kylie commenting on America"s favorite tropical fruit in a very, very different.
The clip below features Kylie declaring her love for "black bananas," and here"s the kicker: It seems like she"s serious.
She must have been aware of the innuendo, but apparently Kylie"s sense of humor is dry as a bone (no pun intended), because her delivery her is as deadpan as it gets.
Since you"ve gotten this deep (again, no pun) into an article about Kylie and her suggestive love of spoiled produce, we"re guessing you"re aware that she"s still dating Tyga.
What does that have to do with her fondness black bananas?
Well, obviously rappers receive a lot of perks and special treatment up to and including first dibs on expired fruit at local grocery stores.
So, yeah, if we had to guess we would say Kylie is with Tyga in part because of her love of black bananas.
Why are you looking at us like that?