We"ve never met Joe Wadlington.
But we"d like to buy Joe Wadlington a beer.
Because when this Internet user discovered this month that he was on a date with a former manager at the Olive Garden in Times Square, Joe could not focus on any other piece of information.
He spent the next 90 minutes grilling this suitor on the inner workings of this shocking popular Italian restaurant chain.
And now we"re here to bring you Joe"s exclusive findings…
1. Hold Everything!
Sorry, but this will now be all we talk about on this date.
2. Buckle Up, Folks
This is going to a bump, revealing ride.
3. Think You Job is Rough?
Imagine working at Olive Garden… when the breadsticks actually run out!
4. Fine! Go Back to Ohio!
Don’t let our amazing tourist attractions hit you on the way out!
5. Who Goes to the Olive Garden in Times Square?!?
Oh, okay. That makes some sense.
6. That’s A LOT for a Plate of Spaghetti
Like, so much it should be illegal.