Shark Week Celebration: 13 Famously Fictional Sharks

Yay for Shark Week!

This annual tradition on Discovery Channel isn"t adored by celebrities around the globe, along with regular television viewers in their underwear.

In honor of the yearly seven-day event, we"re here to pay homage to a handful of famously fictional hunters.

We may now want to cross their path in the water, but we"re happy to sit back and let them entertain us on screen:

1. Jaws

Who else could get this list started? Everyone say it together now: We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

2. Bruce

Bruce stars in Finding Nemo. He tries to eat Nemo and Dory at one point, it’s true. But he ends the film by remembering that “fish are friends, not food.”

3. Jaws from James Bond

Actor Richard Kiel portraye the villain Jaws in two James Bond movies: The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker. He stood 7’2″.

4. The West Side Story Sharks

The Sharks battles with The Jets in West Side Story, neither side willing to give up their turf without some dancing, snapping and a bit of fake fighting.

5. Any Given Sunday Sharks

Al Pacino coached The Sharks in Any Given Sunday and helped them fight for EVERY INCH of the field in this classic Oliver Stone movie.

6. Sharks with Lasers

Dr. Evil does not ask for a lot in life. Just $ 1 million and some sharks with lasers on top of their heads.

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Donald Trump: Did He Pay $35,000 to Fictional Mad Men Ad Agency?!

Wealthy, successful white men vying for even more money and power; shockingly old-fashioned beliefs about women, minorities and equality; a consequence-free environment in which no topic is taboo and no insult is career-ending …

The world portrayed on Matthew Weiner’s brilliant AMC drama Mad Men and the life of Donald Trump have a lot in common – but we don’t think anyone imagined they’d ever intersect like this.

As you may have heard, the Trump campaign is in dire financial straits, which has led to several media outlets going through the candidate’s latest expense report with a fine-tooth comb.

What they found is the the usual Trump profligacy – and several expenditures that absolutely no one saw coming.

For example, it seems the Trump campaign made four payments totaling $ 35,000 to New Hampshire-based ad agency Draper Sterling.

If the company sounds familiar it’s because those are the names of two of the partners at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce – a Manhattan firm that, while very successful, is also entirely fictional.

On Mad Men, Don Draper was the name of Jon Hamm’s boozy ad man, and Roger Sterling was his lusty partner in crime played by John Slattery. 

ThinkProgress editor Josh Legum was the first to break the news that Trump appears to have forked over more than the average American makes in a year to an ad agency that doesn’t seem to exist outside of an imagined version of the 1960s.

“Trump spent $ 35,000 on web advertising in May to Draper Sterling, which must be a huge surprise to that fictional agency in 1964,” Legum tweeted last night.

Some digging revealed that there is a structure standing at 18 Crosby Ln in Londonderry, NH – it just happens to be a small residential home.

Draper Sterling is a registered LLC – but it was founded in March by two guys whose LinkedIn pages say they work in “medical devices.”

Sadly, neither of them is named Dick Whitman.

At this point, it seems no one has any idea what the hell is going on here, but we do know that the whole thing is shadier than the Donald’s claim that Trump Tower has the world’s best taco bowls.

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