The internet trolls are out in full force, y’all.
Chrissy Teigen was at the center of a baby scandal last night, when one of her Twitter followers shared a pic and captioned it, “@ChrissyTeigen, this is not how a baby is held!!!!”
Chrissy clapped back pretty hard, though, and said, “Really, because that’s the way I’m f–king holding her.”
After she left the fan stunned, the user didn’t take Teigen’s comment lying down.
She said, “I don’t give a crap where that baby popped out from!”
“Do not hold a baby like a handbag!”
First off, there’s nothing wrong with the way Teigen’s holding baby Luna.
That’s absurdity.
Second?
Teigen’s comeback to that quip is better than anything we can dream up.
“Well you hold your handbag like a f–king idiot, then,” she wrote.
Classic.
She continued on her tirade and said, “Let me know how you hold your baby when she’s about [to get] into a stroller and there are 20 camera flashes at night.”
“Photos are literally split-second moments in time that evolve.”
“I despise mommy-shamers,” she spat.
“I am a proud shamer of mommy-shamers.”
You get it, girl!
She wrote the follower off with “Please, do shut up.”
This isn’t the first time Chrissy’s been slammed for her parenting methods, which, by all accounts, are perfectly acceptable and natural.
A week after giving birth, Teigen the Terrible had the audacity to go out for dinner – in public, with her husband – and Chrissy was slammed over her newborn daughter again.
The internet, predictably, went nuts.
Her critics accused her of being a bad mother, in addition to being addicted to the spotlight, among other insults.
The next morning, Teigen responded, “I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!”
“I never wanted to leave my daughter,” she continued.
“I love her, but that’s just me,” she quipped. “The passive-aggressiveness is real!”
Hubby John Legend took the bad parenting fall on that one though.
On Twitter, he wrote, “Funny there’s no dad-shaming.”
“When both of us go out to dinner, shame both of us so Chrissy doesn’t have to take it all.”
“We’ll split it,” he added.
The other funny thing is that people feel the need to comment on parenting methods that don’t involve accused drug dealer Jon Gosselin.
Get off their d–ks, y’all.
