Keeping up with Kirsten Dunst’s love life these days is a nigh-impossible feat, but we’re doing out best to keep you up to date, because sometimes you just need to take a break from election coverage to find out MJ from Spider-Man is banging.
If you’re a full-blown Dunst-head (and who isn’t?), then you probably already know that she recently broke off her engagement to Garrett Hedlund.
She very quickly moved on with a slightly more famous actor, leading many to believe that Dunst dumped Hedlund for Colin Farrell.
But if she was trying to climb the fame ladder, she must have slipped, because it now looks as though things are over between Dunst and Farrell, and she’s rumored to be involved with the talented, but far less well-known Jesse Plemmons.
If you’re not familiar with Plemons name, just think of any TV drama you watched in the past ten years. He probably played the part of “the ginger you can’t quite trust.”
Most recently, Plemons played Dunst’s husband on the fantastic second season of FX’s Fargo.
We guess playing one half of a couple of depressed, murderous backwoods losers made Kirsten feel all warm and fuzzy, because she and Plemons have reportedly been spotted out and about together in LA several times in recent weeks.
No one seems to know what happened between Dunst and Farrell.
Our guess is that she finally got around to watching True Detective Season 2, and she could never look at him the same again.
Participating in that show is like having served hard time – it’s not easy, but you should probably come clean about relatively early on in a relationship.
Anyway, don’t worry about Farrell.
We’re sure he’s busy consoling himself with an orgy that’s now entering its sixth week.
We’ll be back next month with more of What Random C-Lister is Kirsten Dunst Banging Now?
