Honey Boo Boo Music Video Premieres, Is Not Good

Hey, remember Honey Boo Boo?

Of course you do. HBB (real name: Alana Thompson) was a 10-year-old TLC reality star until her family was booted off the air when the world found out that her mother was dating the man who molested Alana"s sister.

Yes, long before the first Josh Duggar sex scandal, the Thompsons were creeping Americans out and sparking conversations about what sort of perverse culture allows the most dysfunctional families imaginable to become ultra rich and famous.

Obviously, her mother"s awfulness is not Alana"s fault, but the poor girl is at least partially to blame for the shrill, ear drum-exploding pop atrocity known as "Movin" Up" that was unleashed on YouTube today.

Check out the clip above, but if you"re at work and you get canned for irritating everyone within a 6-cubicle radius – don"t say we didn"t warn you.

 

Patrick Schwarzenegger Joins The Cast Of Scream Queens Just 10 Days Before It Premieres!

We’re not sure how this happened, but we’re totally supporting it!

Scream Queens is one of the most anticipated new shows of the Fall TV season, and it seems like Ryan Murphy is gearing up for it’s potential success by adding more and more characters.

Even though the horror/drama premieres in just ten days, Patrick Schwarzenegger was just announced as a new cast member on Saturday!

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Most of the season has had to have been filmed by now, so we’re not too sure what role he’ll be playing in the story line, but we do know the 21-year-old will be playing Glen Powell‘s younger brother Thad.

The rest of the all-star cast is made up of Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin, Ariana Grande, Nick Jonas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Keke Palmer, Skyler Samuels, Diego Boneta, Lucien Laviscount, Oliver Hudson, Niecy Nash, Nasim Pedrad, and Billie Lorde, so we can’t wait to watch the murders get started!

Will U be tuning in for the two-hour series premiere of Scream Queens on Tuesday, September 22 on FOX??

[Image via Patrick Schwarzenegger/Instagram.]