A former stripper named Aziah King has captured the attention of millions of social media users – but not by taking off her clothes.
King – better known by her stagename Zola – recently tweeted a wild tale of money, mayhem and “hoeism” that was so bonkers it’s reportedly landed her a movie deal. And it all started when she crossed paths with “white b-tch” named Jess at Hooters.
“So I met this white b-tch at Hooters. I was her waitress!” Zola tweets. “We get to talking and she tells me she dances…So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever & we exchange numbers.”
Zola says she and Jess agreed to contact one another with any potentially lucrative stripping gigs.
The next day, Jess texted her and asked if she wanted to join her on a road trip to – where else? – Florida.
Zola says she was skeptical at first (“DAMN b-tch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???”), and that her boyfriend cautioned her not to go. (“I had to f-ck him calm.”)
Zola says she made $ 800, but Jess wasn’t quite as successful, which caused the night to take some bizarre turns.
According to Zola, a man named Z wound up pimping Jess out to several men. Jess’ bipolar boyfriend, Jarrett, attempted suicide over her prostitution, and Jess was eventually kidnapped and beaten by a rival pimp.
Eventually, she was rescued, but only after Z shot some guy.
You can real the whole, insane story on Zola’s Twitter page.
It’s been reported that that Hollywood has shown an interest in Zola’s story, and it’s not hard to see why.
Twitter users have described King’s story as “basically a Tarantino film.” Sadly, it turns out the most Florida story in history may be nothing but pulp fiction.
TMZ tracked down Jessica and she says most of the major details (her hooking, her pimp shooting a man, the boyfriend’s attempted suicide) are completely fabricated.
We may never know how much of the story is true, but there’s no doubt that Jess and Zola have both earned spots in our Florida Woman Hall of Fame:
