Chrissy Teigen: I Can"t Wait to Barf!

Chrissy Teigen is pregnant with her first child.

This means the model and husband John Legend will welcome a baby in the spring of 2016… that Teigen’s breasts are about to get bigger… and that she may lose her lunch on multiple occasions.

But Teigen is prepared for the latter.

“I am so excited I could barf 4-5 times a day,” the beauty Tweeted today, hours after making her pregnancy announcement on Monday night.

Teigen is also aware that her appetite may change, that she may have some unusual cravings during some unusual parts of the day.

She’s cool with this as well.

“I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning,” she Tweeted as a follow-up.

The model and Legend have been open for awhile about their struggles to conceive, with the former taking a few moments during a recent segment on The Fab to talk about her problems.

“As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now,” Teigen added upon confirming her exciting baby news to fans this week.

“It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We’re so excited that it’s finally happening.

“Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching!”

Husband Shocks Wife with Ultimate Birthday Present

Some surprises that are caught on camera are not exactly welcome.

Like when you trick a morning show host into thinking he just got sprayed by a skunk.

But other surprises are so incredibly welcome that they help you go viral and ensure you are, at minimum, a finalist for THG"s made-up Husband of the Year Award.

In this video, for example, a man tells his wife that he got her a "staycation" for her birthday.

They"re gonna drop the kids off at a friends" house and then just spend some quality time together at home.

Except… they"re not. They"re actually on the way to the airport and you need to see the wife"s reaction upon being told of this surprise plan. It. Is. EPIC.

Esquire"s Sexiest Women Alive: A Sizzling Summation

WARNING: Your tongue is about to wag, your pulse is about to race and you are about to get drool all over your keyboard.

That"s because the following gallery is filled with photos of the Sexiest Women Alive. Literally! According to Esquire Magazine!

These are the women it has deemed worthy of that distinction over the past several years:

1. Emilia Clarke (2015)

The Mother of Dragons on Game of Thrones, Clarke is the Subject of Fantasies for millions of men around the globe.

2. Penelope Cruz (2014)

Penelope Cruz took home this honor in 2014. She was an unexpected selection… but a very worthy one!

3. Scarlett Johansson (2013)

Really, Scarlett Johansson could win this honor every single year. Would anyone really complain?

4. Mila Kunis (2012)

Remember what we said about Scarlett Johansson? It also applies to Mila Kunis. She’s one of the sexiest women alive EVERY year!

5. Rihanna (2011)

Rihanna celebrated this honor in 2011 by taking off all her clothes for this magazine cover. It makes us understand why she won.

6. Minka Kelly (2010)

Where have you gone, Minka Kelly?!? Please come back to our lives in the form of a new television show or a new sex tape or something.

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T.I.: Hillary Clinton Can"t Be President! She"s a WOMAN!

In 2015, the line between politics and entertainment has become blurred beyond the point of recognition, and we’re not just talking about the fact that Donald Trump will host Saturday Night Live next month.

We’re still more than a year away from deciding who will become POTUS number 45, and celebs are already backing their favorite hopefuls – and making idiotic statements about the candidates they don’t support.

Yes, lodging all five toes in your mouth at once isn’t just for politicians anymore! Isn’t that right, T.I.?

“Not to be sexist but, I can’t vote for the leader of the free world to be a woman,” the rapper said in a recent interview with DJ Whoo Kid.

“Just because, every other position that exists, I think a woman could do well. But, the president? It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally – they make very permanent, cemented decisions – and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen.

“And I sure would hate to just set off a nuke.[ Other leaders] will not be able to negotiate the right kinds of foreign policy; the world ain’t ready yet. I think you might be able to get the Lochness Monster elected before [a woman]. It’s not right, but I’m just saying.”

Plus they take so long in the bathroom, when would they ever have time to sign legislation, amirite?!

Thankfully, Tip recognized the idiocy of his statements and apologized on Twitter moments ago.

Maybe he realized that the dude who forced Iggy Azalea onto the world might not be the best judge of which women are worthy of power and influence.

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