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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Tori Roloff Posts Ultimate Anniversary Tribute to Husband

The competition is apparently on between Tori Roloff and Audrey Roloff.


On Father’s Day this year, Audrey gushed and gushed and gushed over her husband, Jeremy, praising him for his faith and his dedication to his family.


It was an incredibly sweet message.



But Tori may have just topped it.


On the occasion of her third wedding anniversary, Tori has gone ahead and made it impossible for any other spouse to ever wish a happy anniversary to his or her spouse ever again.


Why?


Because he or she will never be able to surpass the sweetness of Tori’s message about Zach.


“I just can’t quite comprehend how I get to live out my life next to this man. Zach you are hands down the best husband I could ever ask for,” the TLC star wrote on Instagram last night alongside the picture above.


The Little People, Big World twosome originally said, “I do” in front of approximately 200 people in a Roloff Family Farm ceremony on July, 25 2015.


Just under two years later, they welcomed a son named Jackson Kyle into the world.



Continued Tori in her tribute:


“I’m so thankful for your grace and your patience. You help me be a better version of myself every single day. I love your heart and your thoughtfulness.


“You are always quick to put others before yourself and it’s something I truly believe the world needs more of.”


Man. Is it getting misty in here or is it just us?


Tori recently confirmed that she and Zach are either trying for a second child right now or will be in the near future.


She sounds very excited to give Jackson a sibling.



But not as excited as she was on Instagram to talk up her husband of three years.


“You are always quick to put others before yourself and it’s something I truly believe the world needs more of,” she wrote of Zach, concluding with a flourish:


I have loved watching you become a dad and it’s made me fall more in love with you. Marriage isn’t always the easiest thing to do but I’m thankful I have the best partner in life to navigate it and make it stronger every day.


I have so enjoyed these last three years and I can’t wait for many many many more happy years with you. I love you babe uh.


Happy anniversary zachys! #storyofzachandtori



We love it.


Just so honest, open and romantic.


Tori and Zach met back when the former was working on the Roloff farm in 2010.


“I was working at Roloff Farms during pumpkin season as a greeter and one of our co-workers introduced us,” Tori said on Little People, Big World awhile back.


Added Zach at the time:


“[We] just started talking and she kept coming over. Her being average height, me being a dwarf, people obviously stare…


“She was my first kiss. It was an epic night. It was on the roof of the swamp fort. Full moon right above us. Like, primetime. It was prime.”


These two are prime.


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!



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Sunday, July 15, 2018

Rich Eisen Reveals Ultimate Fantasy Football Sleeper, "This Year"s Alvin Kamara"

Listen up, Rich Eisen’s about to make you a LOT of money in your fantasy football league this season. The NFL Network host and football czar told TMZ Sports outside of Craig’s this week how to beat all your buddies and coworkers in your drafts next…


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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

"Ultimate Fighter" Describes Violent Altercation with Nate Diaz

‘Ultimate Fighter’ star Tyler Diamond is giving the blow-by-blow about the violent incident at an MMA event where Nate Diaz slapped him in the face … and it’s nuts.  Diamond — an undefeated fighter who’s killing it on ‘TUF’ — says he was…


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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Draya Michele Rocks the "Ultimate" Thong Bikini

Here’s Draya Michele setting the Miami pool scene on fire … with a bikini that looks like it was made from the things the Ultimate Warrior used to tie to his arms.  Don’t get it twisted, we’re not complaining … not even a little bit. …


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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

WWE"s Matt Hardy: I Will DELETE Vince McMahon If He Didn"t Like My "Ultimate Deletion"

WWE superstar Woken Matt Hardy ain’t sure if Vince McMahon loved or hated his “Ultimate Deletion” — but says if it’s the latter, he will personally DELETE his boss! “If McMahon has any issues with it, I certainly have a spot here at The Hardy…


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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Becca Kufrin Breaks Silence on The Ultimate Bachelor Heartbreak

Yes, that actually happened on The Bachelor finale last night.


All The Bachelor spoilers you had read about, yet had difficulty believing, actually became a reality:


Arie Luyendyk Jr really did propose to Becca Kurfin in Peru, selecting her as the winner of his season and his heart…



… only to turn around a short while later and dump her for runner-up Lauren!


For real, people!


“Sometimes when I’m on these little getaways with Becca I think about, What would this be like with Lauren?” Arie told the camera during the third hour of this stunning finale, adding:


“It just kills me, because I have a great woman next to me. I go to bed and I think about Lauren. I wake up and I think about Lauren. And I know Becca sees when I struggle.


“She sees the fact that my mind is somewhere else. She knows that I think about Lauren.”


Explaining his “guilt” and how he made a big “mistake”to viewers, Arie later welcomed Becca to Los Angeles, sat her down on the couch – and dumped her!



“The reality of it is that being with you, although it’s been everything that I wanted, I still think about [Lauren],” Arie told Becca, earning points for honest… we guess.


“Are you f-cing kidding me?” Becca replies after Arie admits he wants to see if there’s a “possibility” for him and Lauren.


This scene, of course, was filmed several weeks ago.


How does Becca feel about the shocking and emotional development now?


“He’s a good person, I don’t think he’s a monster and purposely did this to hurt me and make me feel this way,” Kurfin tells People Magazine, expounding as follows:


“But it’s just the result of his actions.


“At the end of the day, I don’t think he thought through everything of how ending things with Lauren would be, how being engaged to me would be and what breaking up with me and going back to her would be.


“I don’t think he thought it through, but I don’t think he did it maliciously to break my heart.”



That’s a mature way to look at things. And likely an accurate one.


Arie is getting roasted over every Internet coal right now, but would it have been better if he denied his feelings for Lauren, stayed with Becca and broke up with her prior to the wedding anyway?


Only one of 22 Bachelors has ever actually married the woman he chose on the finale.


This type of matchmaking simply does not work and perhaps Arie should actually get some kudos for being honest with himself and realizing what he needed to do before it was too late.


Not that anyone can blame Kurfin for her bitter feelings.


“I never thought for a million years that once the going started to get tough that he would throw in the towel and jump ship and say, ‘Oh sorry, I changed my mind,"” she now says to People.


“I didn’t think we were at that point whatsoever.”



Becca also blames Arie for doing the heartbreaking deed in front of ABC cameras, which is a very good point.


She says getting dumped in this manner was “embarrassing” and adds:


“There was a better and more tactful way to do it.


“A breakup is hard enough, and to have it all filmed and have to re-watch it and know that people all across the country are watching you get your heart broken, it is embarrassing. It’s not fun.


“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. It was like a slap in the face.”



The two-hour After the Rose special airs tonight on ABC.


We’ll discover the status of Arie and Lauren’s relationship during this unique episode of the show.


Becca is quick to say she doesn’t blame Lauren for her role in this debacle of a romance, just Arie for how he handled the whole thing.


But she’ll be just fine in the end.


“At the end of the day I wouldn’t’ change the experience because I met so many amazing people and I fell in love and I had this great experience and memories,” she concludes to People.


“I’m still going to feel a sense of compassion for him because I did love him but at this point, I want him to be happy, I want to be done and not have to worry about them anymore.


“They’re going to be together and do their thing. I wanted to move on and have my person that I can focus on and live my life with. At the end of the day, I do forgive him.”


And, hey, perhaps she’ll end up as The Bachelorette!



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Monday, March 5, 2018

Jennifer Garner Has Epiphany, Is Now the Ultimate Meme


The 90th annual Academy Awards was not chock full of many surprises.


The expected actresses, actors, directors and movies all took home the major trophies, prompting social media users to get a bit desperate in terms of what they had to comment on.


Enter Jennifer Garner.


At one point in the ceremony, the actress was clapping…onlyto stop suddenly and appear to come to some kind of realization.


About what? That"s the question!


And Twitter is here to offer a few answers…


 




1. The Act That Started It All


Jennifer garner oscars meme

What did Jennifer Garner just realize? This is what social media decided to ponder after the actress stopped clapping at the Oscars and made THIS face.



2. Take It Away, Twitterverse!


J hill tweet

We start with ESPN employee Jemele Hill, who had a thought on this topic.



3. Inclusion What Now?!?


Rider

I do like anything that involves “inclusion,” but I may need some more information here.



4. Maybe Ben Can Turn It Off?


Oven

But he’s probably drunk right now. Darn it!



5. I Don’t Know What She’s Thinking


Just like me

But I know I can totally relate to her anyway.



6. It’s a GIFCEPTION!


Gifception

Which means we’ll never fully understand it, of course.


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Saturday, March 3, 2018

Kenny Smith Calls J.R. Smith"s Soup Throwing Incident "Ultimate Disrespect" to Damon Jones

Kenny Smith says J.R. Smith’s soup-throwing incident could create some MAJOR issues with the Cavs’ chemistry … telling TMZ Sports J.R.’s actions will affect the whole team. We spoke with the Jet about J.R.’s 1-game suspension for reportedly…


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Thursday, October 5, 2017

Kim Kardashian Komplains About Ultimate First World Problem

Can someone please break out the violins?


Kim Kardashian is in need of all your sympathy and attention.


In a clip from this Sunday"s all-new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the reality star is hanging out in Mexico with sister Kourtney and some friends.“Oh my God, someone got us walking on the beach,” Kim’s assistant, Stephanie Sheppard, tells her while they’re laid out in their bikinis.


She"s rocking a purple bikini and seemingly doesn"t have a care in the world.


BUT THEN…



… Kim’s assistant, Stephanie Sheppard, breaks some awful news to her boss.


“Oh my God, someone got us walking on the beach,” Sheppard says, referring to a photo she"s looking at online that was recently snapped by a paparazzo.


"Oh my God," Kim echoes in shock and fear."


Don"t panic, Larsa Pippen basically says, asking of the viral photos: "Are they good?"


"No!" Kardashian shoots back, clearly panicked.


The mother of two (with another on the way!) then really loses it, perturbed over the angle of the photographs and how they are unedited in every way.



“F-ck! Like, I don’t get it!” she says. “Like, I literally don’t look like this!”


Not literally, of course. These are Kim Kardashian photos, after all.


“I’m already having this anxiety attack over security, and I’m already just on high alert and now paparazzi’s found us," Kim later says, reference how she"s on edge after being the victim of an armed robbery last October and adding:


"I’m doing all the steps to try to be as private and discreet as possible and then you take pictures.”


That"s a fair complaint.


But shouldn"t the armed robbery have given her some perspective? Made her realize there are bigger issues out there than a few unflattering pictures?


“If they’re not perfect, people just body shame and criticize you. For people just to think that’s OK is so frustrating," she adds.


Watch how Kardashian then storms into the house and what she says she has to do in response to the incident now:


Kim kardashian komplains about ultimate first world problem
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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Lifetime Reality Shows: The Ultimate Rankings!


Lifetime is basically known for two things:


  1. Very cheesy movies.

  2. Reality shows.

Perhaps someday we"ll take a few months to rundown the best and worst Lifetime movies in history (some of which don"t even star Tori Spelling!), but now is the time for us to countdown the top Lifetime reality shows.


It"s difficult to judge, but we"re going from WORST to BEST below…




13. Dance Moms


Dance moms

Abby Lee Miller is our lest favorite personality on all of reality television. This ranking may change now that she’s off the series, but she’s done enough to slot it at the back of the pack for awhile.



12. True Tori


True tori

Spelling and her family moved to Oxygen in 2015, but the scars she left from her earlier run on Lifetime as the subject of this ridiculously scripted nonsense will never go away.



11. Kim of Queens


Kim of queens

There’s nothing entertaining about child beauty pageant. Or star Kim Gravel. We have no interest in seeing her coach children to children in this weird and gross arena.



10. Married at First Sight


Married at first sight

A pretty big EFF YOU to the concept of holy matrimony. Based on a hit Danish series, this show featured six people who agree to participate in an extreme experiment: Each covenants legal marriage with a complete stranger.



9. The Rap Game


The rap game

With mentors such as Bow Wow, Rick Ross, Fabolous and Jeezy, The Rap Game pits aspiring artists against each other in a series of fun battles. We like it.



8. Bring It!


Bring it

This is everything Dance Moms could be if Abby Lee Miller didn’t suck so much. It takes us inside the intense, entertaining and competitive world of The Dancing Dolls.


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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

TLC Reality Shows: The Ultimate Power Rankings!


TLC is the cable home to many little people, a lot of kids, some Amish folks and a slew of wedding dresses.


The network airs more reality programs than any other network we can think of on television, which means it"s time to determine the very best TLC has to offer…


… and the very worst.


Do you agree with the following reality show countdown? Scroll down and all around the find out!




15. Say Yes to the Dress


Say yes to the dress

We’re rolling all versions of this show into one for the purposes of this countdown… and we’re slamming them all as well! For starters, each episode is exactly the same (you won’t believe this, but the bride-to-be wants a dress she maybe can’t afford). Moreover, there are few bigger First World Problems in the world than a woman worrying over just how many thousands to dole out on a gown she’ll wear once.



14. Counting On


Counting on

We would not argue with anyone who wants to slot this show in to last place instead. It was creepy enough to watch The Duggars on 19 Kids and Counting. But it’s downright messed up that the network continues to make money off this family after that sordid Josh Duggar molestation scandal.



13. Long Island Medium


Long island medium

Psychics are fake. And psyches on TV are even more fake, if that’s possible.



12. My 600-lb. Life


My 600 lb life

Could you argue that this series is exploiting the severely obese? Yes, of course. But nearly all reality shows exploit one type of person or another. In this case, the medical, emotional and physical obstacles that folks weighing over 600 pounds encounter on a daily basis really does take us inside a world we know little about.



11. Kate Plus 8


Kate plus 8

No, really! This show is still on! That douchebag Jon Gosselin may be gone, but often-angru and always-controlling Kate Gosselin is still irritating us on a weekly basis.



10. 90 Day Fiance


90 day fiance

We don’t expect dating shows to be realistic or anything. But this one seems especially out there. The couples don’t really know each other well and even sometimes the prospect of one half being deported.


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Friday, July 7, 2017

Jacob Roloff Gushes Over Girlfriend, Has Achieved Ultimate #RelationshipGoal

Jacob Roloff has come a very long way in a year.


Last summer, the ex-Little People, Big World resigned from his family’s reality show with a handful of scathing statements, calling out his loved ones as a bunch of phonies.


The youngest Roloff sibling blasted producers, his parents and his brothers for faking scenes and scripting storylines on a weekly basis.



But that was then.


And now?


Roloff has clearly found peace away from the camera.


He spends a great deal of his time on the road, traversing the Pacific Northwest with his girlfriend and his two dogs and even acknowledging that he may have misspoke a bit in the past.


“I remember at that time, I was causing strife,” Roloff said online about a month ago, adding:


“I said inflammatory things [last year]. Even as I said those things, I would admit that in about a year, ‘I’d probably regret some of this."”


Roloff went on to admit that he was simply rebelling back then and, simply bit, he “grew up” in a big way in the many months since.


Jacob isn’t all talk, either.



He has stopped by his family’s farm in Oregon on multiple occasions since Tori and Zach Roloff welcomed their first child into the world in mid-May, sharing numerous photos of nephew Jackson on Instagram and gushing over the precious bundle of joy.


And now he’s doing the same thing when it comes to his girlfriend, Isabel Rock.


The 20-year old shared a photo of Isabel, sitting around a campfire on his Instagram page yesterday, looking all cute while cuddled up in a cozy blanket.


“Seriously dig this girl,” he wrote as a caption. “Life with her is a gift.”


How sweet is that?!?


When it comes to the proverbial #RelationshipGoals, it’s safe to say these two have attained the sort we all strive for.



Jacob and Isabel have been documenting their road trip on YouTube almost since the beginning.


They keep a running video blog that alerts fans to their whereabouts and serves as a general reflection on their lives.


“These videos are going to be kind of a mix of dog life, travel life, just talking and stuff,” Jacob said back when they started.


“We’ll pretty much just show you scenery and tell you what we’re doing that day or something and then also talks and stuff while we’re driving.”


In general, Jacob has been making a point to step back into the spotlight of late.


He’s been doing this partly to satisfy his base of followers, partly because he has things he wants to say… and partly because he actually has a new book out!


It’s true! Read all about it HERE and decide whether you want to purchase the memoir or not.



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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Scott Disick Preps Ultimate Act of Revenge: A Kardashian Tell-All!

Sure, the Bible already has two testaments, but does the Lord in those stories ever take revenge on his ex by hooking up with Bella Thorne?


We didn’t think so.


That’s why the world needs the gospel according to Scott Disick.



As you may know, Disick is going through a bit of a tough time lately.


After learning that baby mama Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima, Disick appears to have full-blown lost it.


Disick traveled to Cannes and began cavorting around town with Thorne, Sofia Richie, and other barely-legal semi-stars.


It may seem that Disick’s motives in drinking Cannes dry and partying with starlets is self-evident, but apparently there’s more to the story.


Disick wants revenge on Kourtney, and he thought publicly groping teens was the way to go about it.



Fortunately, it seems he’s now learned the error of his ways.


Scott hasn’t gotten over his desire for petty revenge, mind you.


He’s just realized there are better ways to go about it.


“He’s getting up to do a complete takedown of the Kardashians,” said the magazine’s insider.


“[Scott’s] been compiling a 10-year dossier on the family.”



Yes, Disick has a dossier.


And it apparently it’s full of bombshells that will make the Comey hearing look like three boring hours of crap we already knew:


“It includes the dirty tactics Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and mom Kris Jenner use against their enemies, how scripted the drama on Keeping Up With the Kardashians really is, and the women’s innermost secrets,” says the insider.


Keeping Up With the Kardashians is scripted?!


We assume Disick also has a chapter about wetness of water and the Pope’s suspicious devotion to Catholicism.



But in all seriousness, the time is right for another Kard clan tell-all.


Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir sold surprisingly well, and Scott is probably even more pissed off at the family that made him famous.


Plus, we might finally get to find out if Disick really hooked up with Kendall.


Or Kylie. Or Khloe.


Hell, at this point it’s been rumored that Scott banged just about every Kardashian except Rob,


And frankly, we can’t wait to hear about it.



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Saturday, April 1, 2017

Prince Jackson Gets Ultimate Michael Jackson Tattoo

Prince Jackson just took the cake for best Michael Jackson tattoo … get a huge, winged version of the King of Pop on his calf.  Prince showed off the new ink Saturday … saying it took the artist at  understandable 9 hours to…


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Thursday, February 23, 2017

Usain Bolt"s ULTIMATE PRIVATE JET TURN UP ... Carnival, Here We Come! (VIDEO)

Usain Bolt just threw the sickest party ever at 10,000 feet — getting all sorts of crunk with his party pals on a private jet bound for Carvinal in Trinidad!!! The Jamaican track legend boarded the plane with Jamaican soccer star Ricardo “Bibi”…


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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Malia Obama in Ultimate Rich Kids" Ski Trip Pic (PHOTO)

Malia Obama is on an Aspen vacay that will absolutely make you HATE your life when you see who she’s posing with in what has to be the richie richiest photo of all time. Here’s the answer key for who’s who in this shot, taken last weekend at Cloud…


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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Donald Trump Used in Mexican Wrestling League for Ultimate Heel Move (PHOTOS)

President Trump has a starring role in a Mexican wrestling league. Yeah, you read that right. Sam Adonis, an American who’s wrestling in the CMLL (think WWE with more flavor), stepped into the ring in Mexico City the other night … waving an…


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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Insane Ultimate Warrior Tattoo ... FEEL THE POWER!! (Video)

Holy god … this might be the most realistic, mind-blowing Ultimate Warrior tattoo we’ve ever seen.  The snarl! The facepaint! The hair … ARE YOU SHAKING THE ROPES AND GORILLA PRESSING SOMEONE YET?!!  The genius behind the ink is Steve…


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Friday, November 18, 2016

Lena Headey -- Ultimate Doctor"s Note ... We Need You in Europe for "Game of Thrones"

Lena Headey has pulled out the big guns in her custody war — passing a letter to the judge from the “Game of Thrones” Executive Producer demanding her presence on the set. Lena and ex-hubby Peter Loughran are in a ‘GoT’ war over custody of…


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Lena Headey -- Ultimate Doctor"s Note ... We Need You in Europe for "Game of Thrones"

Lena Headey has pulled out the big guns in her custody war — passing a letter to the judge from the “Game of Thrones” Executive Producer demanding her presence on the set. Lena and ex-hubby Peter Loughran are in a ‘GoT’ war over custody of…


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