Malia Obama made her onscreen debut in a music video … which is very Harvard-centric. Malia dances and plays the harmonica in the video, “Walking on Air.” The band — New Dakotas — is comprised of 4 members, all of whom attend Harvard. She…
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Friday, September 28, 2018
Sunday, January 21, 2018
Malia Obama and Boyfriend on a New York City Date
Malia Obama is full-on attached to her new boyfriend. Malia and Rory Farquharson took a field trip from their home base at Harvard in Cambridge to New York City, where they strolled through Soho. Rory’s a Brit who pretty quickly set his sights on…
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Michelle and Malia Obama Do Yoga During Hawaiian Vacation
Michelle Obama and daughter Malia got some extra R&R during their Hawaiian vacation by hitting up a local yoga studio. The former First Lady Wednesday was spotted at Corepower Yoga in Kailua, Hawaii where the Obamas have been vacationing…
Monday, November 20, 2017
Malia Obama: Drunk and Stoned at Harvard Football Game?
Well, it’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and some of you may be feeling like you’re walking into the annual dinner table political debate with a depleted arsenal.
After all, ISIS hasn’t been defeated in 30 days; Obamacare is still the law of the land; our borders remain wall-less; and our totally emotionally-stable president has declared war on Marshawn Lynch and Lavar Ball.
But don’t worry, you can always divert attention away from the issues by focusing on the fact that … college kids are getting drunk!
Yes, Malia Obama (or Obummer, if you’re so inclined! Derp!) is a student at Harvard now, which means that instead of engaging in activities that are appropriate for presidential offspring (colluding with foreign dictators, slaughtering elephants for fun, etc.), she’s busy hitting the books.
But while Malia’s more studious than, say, Eric Trump, who we hear isn’t allowed to use paste without supervision, she’s still a 19-year-old girl, so it’s no surprise that she likes to occasionally cut loose.
Sadly, instead of enjoying wholesome activities like sliding into the Kremlin’s DMs or cramming a tusk into her carry-on, Malia is drinking, hooking up with dudes, and yes … puffing on the devil’s lettuce.
In short, Malia has been “partying,” and for some reason, that’s being treated as news.
According to TMZ, Malia was spotted making out with some guy while tailgating before this weekend’s Harvard-Yale football game.
Other reports are taking things a step further, with claims that Malia acted “pretty drunk” at the game.
One witness even claims she was spotted smoking weed outside a pizza place prior to the big game, which is literally the most college thing we’ve ever heard.
As folks who creepily fixate on the private lives of teenage girls can tell you, this isn’t the first time that Malia’s been spotted–in the words of one witness–“living her best life.”
Over the summer, Malia went to Lollapalooza, where she puffed on some jazz cabbage and danced with her friends, like she was some sort of college kid at a music festival or something.
So there you have it, folks.
Come Thursday, when your sicko lib-cuck nephew is asking you to pass the tofurkey, you can inform him that he supports the party of degeneracy.
Of course, it’s possible you’ll have choked to death on your Stove Top by then, what with having been forced to suffer the sight of kneeling football players and grimace your way through pre-meal prayers that don’t end with a rousing chant of “merry Christmas!”
Stay strong out there, patriots!
Malia Obama Kissing, Tailgating at First Harvard-Yale Game
Malia Obama’s gonna remember her first Harvard-Yale football game — and so is the guy she made out with during the tailgate party! Barack and Michelle’s oldest was pregaming with friends Saturday outside the Yale Bowl in New Haven, CT, and wound…
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Malia Obama Harassed at Harvard ... I"m Not An Animal
Malia Obama just arrived at Harvard, but she’s having trouble blending in, especially Saturday when she felt harassed by a woman hell-bent on getting a photo. Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Malia was in Harvard Square with a friend. As she approached…
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Malia Obama: Carted Out After Partying at a Music Festival!
So, remember when we told you back in January that Malia Obama "partying" would distract you from the apocalypse?
Those words turned out to be … a little more prophetic than intended.
And you"ll see that in the video that we have for you, below.
Malia Obama is bright and accomplished.
We don"t just mean that her father is one of the most important and beloved Presidents of the past few decades.
Though, obviously, President Barack Obama"s legacy is a big deal.
We"re not just talking about her mother, Michelle Obama"s tremendous legacy.
(We don"t agree with her War On Childhood Happiness but other than that she"s wonderful — she was on iCarly)
But Malia Obama is a Harvard student.
Unfortunately, we wish that she and Sasha would get better friends … because she"s a teenager and she doesn"t deserve to be filmed while she"s just trying to have fun.
Malia Obama was out partying at Lollapalooza, which is an annual music festival.
TMZ got some footage of her rocking out to the Killers, which included her and some of her friends dancing in the dirt.
If you"ve never enjoyed a song enough to get down on the floor while you"re dancing to it, then you haven"t been listening to the right music.
(Or maybe you just need to clean your floors)
What really caught people"s attention was, as you"ll see in the video below, how Malia Obama left Lollapalooza.
She — and, it appeared, some of her friends — left, driven out on a golf cart.
So, yes, she was "carted out."
She looks a little out of it, and while it"s always possible that she"d been drinking or whatever, the video was clearly shot at night and she"d just been dancing.
If I"d been doing something illicit every time that I looked groggy while getting a ride, I"d have lived a very different life.
Now, we didn"t see any evidence that Malia was on any substances.
(Tell-tale signs like vomiting or emissions of smoke still wouldn"t be proof, but we could at least mention them as evidence)
Even if she were, she"s an adult and we have zero problems with her personal choices.
She isn"t, for example, using her likability to help a deranged orange push the world to the precipice of nuclear war.
Malia also doesn"t take shady meetings with people from a hostile foreign power who are offering to influence American democracy.
Oh, and she doesn"t hunt and mutilate wild animals for fun.
Also, Malia"s father actually loves her.
That puts her miles ahead of any of Trump"s adult children.
She"s out there, living her life.
In fact, the only problem that we see here is that there"s footage of it at all.
We"re not picking on TMZ — we don"t think that their photographers filmed any of what you"re about to see.
This was probably just someone else at Lollapalooza — maybe a friend of Malia"s, maybe not — who saw Malia and thought that they"d shoot the footage and maybe make a quick buck.
Malia"s sister Sasha has been showing up on other people"s Snapchats as they take photos literally behind her back.
We know that, realistically, nobody has an expectation of privacy when they go outside.
But these girls deserve to live their lives in peace, okay?
We hope that Malia"s friends will look out for her and anyone who might try to capitalize on her fame or embarrass her.
The bad guys shouldn"t get to use Malia Obama as a distraction.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Malia Obama Out of It and Carted Out of Lollapalooza
Malia Obama rocked out so hard at Lollapalooza she apparently couldn’t put one foot in front of the other at the end of the night — and needed a golf car to make her exit. TMZ’s obtained new video showing Malia looking kinda dazed Friday…
Saturday, August 5, 2017
Malia Obama Rocks Out, Dances Like Crazy at Lollapalooza
Malia Obama was feeling the music so much she couldn’t contain herself … so she writhed around on the ground in rock ‘n’ roll euphoria. Barack’s oldest daughter let her hair down in Chicago Friday night at Lollapalooza … but especially…
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Malia Obama Comes to a Head with Barack On Indonesian Vacation
Sorry, President Obama … but Daddy’s little girl ain’t so little anymore, and might even be dunking on him pretty soon, based on these shots from the family vacay to Indonesia. The Obamas visited a Buddhist temple Wednesday in Central…
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Michelle, Sasha, Malia, and Barack Obama"s Temple Visit on Vacation in Bali
The Obama women were out in full force Monday in Bali … sarong-in’ it up. The ladies, along with Barack, took a tour of the Tirta Empul Temple during their latest stop on what seems to be a global vacay. Previous stops include various cities in…
Michelle, Sasha, Malia, and Barack Obama"s Temple Visit on Vacation in Bali
The Obama women were out in full force Monday in Bali … sarong-in’ it up. The ladies, along with Barack, took a tour of the Tirta Empul Temple during their latest stop on what seems to be a global vacay. Previous stops include various cities in…
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Malia Obama"s Obsessed Fan Who Proposed Marriage Off the Hook
Malia Obama’s obsessed fan kept his distance from her, and that’s saving his ass from being charged with a crime … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us cops were considering booking Jair Nilton Cardoso for stalking and harassment,…
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Malia Obama"s Secret Service Agents Detain Man After Marriage Proposal
Malia Obama’s day at the office was interrupted by a guy asking her to marry him … and her Secret Service agents took him into custody because he has a bad track record with the White House. Law enforcement sources confirm 30-year-old Jair Nilton…
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Malia Obama"s Mystery Guy Just a Very Fashionable Friend (PHOTO)
The tall, handsome dude Malia Obama was kicking it with in NYC is … in the immortal words of Biz Markie … just a friend. TMZ has learned his name is Rob Franklin … he and Malia met at a Men’s Fashion Week event in NYC. He graduated from…
Malia Obama Strolling with Tall, Dark & Handsome Mystery Guy (PHOTO GALLERY)
Basic guys dreaming of dating Malia Obama can take a seat … the former First Daughter looks to have a suitor who is anything but basic. Malia and the mystery guy were cruising through SoHo Wednesday night — looks like they had a 3rd…
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Rae Sremmurd"s Swae Lee Pitches Malia Obama, Here"s Our Perfect Date ... (VIDEO)
Rae Sremmurd’s Swae Lee isn’t giving up on dating Malia Obama, and now he has a very specific plan to sweep her off her feet — but he knows he’ll have to get through Barack first. The “Black Beatles” rapper was at LAX talking about his dream…
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Barack and Malia Obama Give Their Regards to Broadway (PHOTOS)
President Obama and Malia yukked it up Friday night with Danny DeVito and other stars from a big Broadway. The former Prez and his 18-year-old daughter hit up Arthur Miller’s play, “The Price,” in which DeVito co-stars with Mark Ruffalo, Jessica…
Barack and Malia Obama Give Their Regards to Broadway (PHOTOS)
President Obama and Malia yukked it up Friday night with Danny DeVito and other stars from a big Broadway. The former Prez and his 18-year-old daughter hit up Arthur Miller’s play, “The Price,” in which DeVito co-stars with Mark Ruffalo, Jessica…
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Malia Obama in Ultimate Rich Kids" Ski Trip Pic (PHOTO)
Malia Obama is on an Aspen vacay that will absolutely make you HATE your life when you see who she’s posing with in what has to be the richie richiest photo of all time. Here’s the answer key for who’s who in this shot, taken last weekend at Cloud…
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