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Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
Monday, May 14, 2018
Meghan Markle"s Yoga Mom is Now Frontrunner to Walk Daughter Down the Aisle
Meghan Markle’s mom may have to make a quick transformation — both in apparel and location — because she’s now the leading candidate to walk her daughter down the aisle. Doria Ragland was going about her business in L.A. Monday, just 5 days before…
Meghan Markle"s Yoga Mom is Now Frontrunner to Walk Daughter Down the Aisle
Meghan Markle’s mom may have to make a quick transformation — both in apparel and location — because she’s now the leading candidate to walk her daughter down the aisle. Doria Ragland was going about her business in L.A. Monday, just 5 days before…
Monday, March 26, 2018
Tomi Lahren Sticks a Gun In Her Yoga Pants, Mocks March For Our Lives
Over the weekend, millions gathered in cities all over the country to demand that legislators act quickly to increase gun control regulations.
The move came in response not only to the recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida, but also as a reaction to the ongoing gun violence epidemic that’s claimed thousands of lives and shows no signs of letting up.
These were people who gathered out of compassion, concern for our nations youth, and a sincere desire for change.
So naturally, whiny Millennial snowflake and noted dog kicker Tomi Lahren was quick to sh-t on the event with her trademark blend of bitterness and idiocy:
“Simply being anti-NRA is not a solution. March FOR something, not just against everything,” Lahren tweeted about an event that was literally called March For Our Lives.
“It’s a shame schools don’t teach the U.S. Constitution anymore. Appreciation for our 2A is lost when history is forgotten and ignored in favor of ‘feelings’ 101,” Tawny Larynx added.
She went on to really grasp at straws, remnding protesters that millions of Americans are heavily armed, which were pretty sure was the point of the protest.
“Do you realize millions of your FELLOW AMERICANS are members of the NRA?” Tormund tweeted, demonstrating once and for all that ignorance isn’t always blissful – sometimes it’s characterized by seeting rage.
“Disarming the citizenry is the first step to oppression and tyranny. Kids, I suggest you crack open the history book and learn this pattern,” said Tammy, apparently seeing nothing wrong with issuing a smug lecture to children who fear for their lives.
It’s rants like this that have made the far-right commentator such an easy target for her critics, many of whom delight in calling Timebomb by the wrong name.
But this time, it wasn’t just Tone-Loc’s ill-advised insights that had Twitter in an uproar.
Behold, the open-carry yoga ensemble:
For obvious reasons, the internet has delighted in roasting Toni over her “vagina gun.”
Lawrence posted the above photo on Instagram in order to shill for a company that sells leggings equipped with holsters:
“Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence,” Tonsil captioned the pic.
“Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that’s why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you’ve got it covered.”
Yes, this is a real product, and yes, Twutter had an absolute field day with the absurdity of the situation.
“Breaking News: Tomi Lahren rushed to hospital after trying to do Downward Facing Dog with gun in her yoga pants,” wrote one user.
“I admire Tomi’s earnest but ultimately misguided commitment to bringing Freud’s penis envy theorem back into style,” commented another.
“I get it, Tomi. I too, can never fully relax at yoga class unless I have a gun pointed at my crotch,”
You get the idea.
We could literally re-post these all day, but hopefully Tampax has learned her lesson by now.
Shell never get re-hired by Glenn Beck if he has to worry about her bringing her crotch Glock to work.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Michelle and Malia Obama Do Yoga During Hawaiian Vacation
Michelle Obama and daughter Malia got some extra R&R during their Hawaiian vacation by hitting up a local yoga studio. The former First Lady Wednesday was spotted at Corepower Yoga in Kailua, Hawaii where the Obamas have been vacationing…
Friday, October 20, 2017
Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Booty in Yoga Pants
There’s no grey area when it come to Jennifer Lopez’s best asset, which was on full display Friday in NYC … in yoga pants. J.Lo still had a glow to her leaving her SOHO gym, but you’d never notice it if her butt caught your eye first. So what does…
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez Abs-olutely Love Yoga
Great news — Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez woke up with even more chiseled bodies! Now back to your doughnut. The couple got in a yoga workout Friday in NYC, and based on this glimpse of their abs … it was a good one. Not that it shows –…
Friday, July 21, 2017
Mom Farts in Yoga Class, Lives to Embarrassingly Tell About It
It is every traveler"s nightmare to ride in an airplane alongside a pair of bare feet.
But it"s every Yoga class attendee"s worst nightmare to let a giant fart rip in the middle of a session.
Just ask Laura Mazza.
The blogger behind Mum on the Run, Mazza went to Yoga for the first time in a very long time, after recently giving birth and… well… we"ll let her tell the hilarious story.
1. This is Laura
What a great face. We already like this story’s protagonist.
2. This Will Be Long…
… but hang in there. We promise it’s worth it. (Because it didn’t happen to us.)
3. Not Just Yoga
This is REAL Yoga, people.
4. Hairy Toes Alert!
Why did no one tell me we’d be in bare feet?
5. Who? Me?!?
Please say you’re talking about someone else…
6. Ummm… Praise Be?
Is that the right answer? Is that what you’re looking for? Please look away now.
Monday, June 26, 2017
Brooke Burke Does Yoga, Husband David Charvet Takes Pics
Does Brooke Burke’s husband, David Charvet, want to be ANYWHERE else in the world right now? “Namaste right here and shoot video of my wife bending over in a bikini.” Brooke and David are cruising the Italian Riviera on a yacht, and y’know how it…
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Paris Hilton DJs for a Yoga Session at Equinox (VIDEO)
Paris Hilton doesn’t ever turn down a DJ gig — whether it’s headlining in Ibiza … or volunteering for a rager during a yoga sesh at Equinox. Paris put her turntable skills to good use Wednesday at an Equinox gym in West L.A., where she was…
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Woman Practices Yoga While Free-Bleeding to Raise Awareness: Watch!
Most women of a certain age have a period. It"s totally normal and natural, nothing to be ashamed of.
But still, even though it"s just a regular old bodily function, some shame persists.
To combat that monthly stigma, a yoga instructor named Steph Gongora has shared a video of herself in which she"s wearing white pants and doing a routine on her period — but without wearing anything to stop the bleeding.
"I am a woman, therefore, I bleed," she explains in the caption of the video. "It"s messy, it"s painful, it"s terrible, & it"s beautiful."
She writes that while it"s normal, it"s still something that women try to hide. But unfortunately, many women don"t have the privilege to hide it as well as others.
"Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might hapen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION," she says.
She urged women to "stop pretending," to stop using cutesy names for a period "because you"re too afraid to say "I"m bleeding" or "vagina.""
"Educate your daughters," she goes on. "Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about."
"Educate your sons so they don"t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), the don"t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance."
Watch Steph in action in the video below:
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Russell Simmons Offers Limo Full of Girls Free Yoga (VIDEO)
Russell Simmons offered a limo full of young hot chicks free yoga at his studio … and it’s a weird scene. We got Russell Saturday night outside of Serafina in L.A., where he was chatting up a group of hotties … trying to convince ‘em to join…
Russell Simmons Offers Limo Full of Girls Free Yoga (VIDEO)
Russell Simmons offered a limo full of young hot chicks free yoga at his studio … and it’s a weird scene. We got Russell Saturday night outside of Serafina in L.A., where he was chatting up a group of hotties … trying to convince ‘em to join…
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Tricia McCauley, Actress and Yoga Instructor, Found Murdered
Tricia Lynn McCauley, a Washington D.C. yoga instructor and former actress best known for her role in the 2006 film Step Up, has been found dead.
She was 46 years old.
McCauley was reporting missing on Christmas Day, with her brother confirming his family’s worst news on Tuesday morning via Facebook, writing that Tricia’s body had been found.
Police then held a news conference shortly afterward and also announced the sad news.
McCauley raised the concerned of her loved ones after she didn’t show up for Christmas dinner on Sunday.
She had last been seen in the 2000 block of North Capitol Street NW at approximately 4:30 that same afternoon and her corpse was discovered around midnight insider her car.
There are signs that she was killed in a carjacking.
Authorities, however, have not yet confirmed the details surrounding this death.
An Advisory Neighborhood Commissions commissioner says officers initiated a stop on her vehicle and found McCauley’s body inside early this morning.
Police took the driver into custody, who appeared to match the description of the person of interest who cops say may have been operating the missing car.
Police say the suspect arrested was also wanted in conjunction with a robbery at a CVS in D.C. yesterday morning, during which he allegedly assaulted store employees.
“Tricia is gone, they have found her body,” wrote her brother on Facebook, adding:
“Thank you all for your work, support and love. To all of her DC family, I know she truly thought of you that way, thank you for being there for her all these years. Hang on to each other .”
McCauley appeared in Step Up (mostly as the stand-in for Jenna Dewan), The Paper Girl and a short film in 2012 titled “Never Dream: The Beginning.”
Following her brief acting career, McCauley became pretty well-known in the D.C. area as a yoga instructor.
“Let me express on behalf of all of us in Washington D.C. our deepest condolences to her family,” D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser said at the press conference.
She’s not a huge name, but she had a family and friends and loved ones.
She joins this list of celebrities who also passed away in 2016.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Kylie Jenner: Look at My Butt in Yoga Pants!
The women of the Kardashian-Jenner clan know where their strengths lie.
Sure they may have kept a lower profile in the days after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint, but at the end of the day, social media and racy selfies are the family’s bread and butter.
And as anyone who’s ever been to Kylie Jenner’s Instagram page knows, business is clearly booming.
Kylie’s raciest photos are usually self-shot, but this photo is part of her latest ad campaign for Puma.
“Oh snap. Look who’s back,” the brand captioned the above pic.
“@kyliejenner and the new #ForeverFierce drop are coming soon.”
What is #ForeverFierce?
We have no idea, but apparently it has something to do with Kylie’s butt.
Shilling products for major corporations is a huge part of the K-J business model, but several family members reportedly tried to talk Kylie out of signing a contract with Puma.
In particular, Kanye West was pissed about the Puma deal, as he sees the athletic wear company as his competitor.
Despite the considerable blowback, however, it seems Kylie ultimately made the right decision.
She essentially got to have her cake and eat it too, as she participated in Kanye’s fashion show at Madison Square Garden, but still got hella paid for promoting Puma.
It’s worth noting that while Puma is arguably best known for its sneakers, Kylie’s kicks are noticeably absent from this pic.
Did she work out some sort of customized deal that’ll have her promoting everything but footwear?
We may never know, as the Kard clan tends to keep a tight lid on their business wheelings and dealings.
They’re like the Trump Organization, except it’s literal giant asses making the money.
Anyway, it seems like Kylie and Kanye have worked out an arrangement that will allow them both to get even richer, while at the same time not making it awkward for them to sit next to each other at tweet incessantly at Thanksgiving.
Or maybe Kanye’s feud with Jay Z is taking up all his attention these days.
If that’s the case, the human race owes Jay a debt of gratitude.
Saturday, February 13, 2016
Teresa Giudice: I"m Becoming a YOGA Teacher!
When you think of zen, peace and tranquility, think of Teresa Giudice.
We know that last sentence likely threw you right out of your tree pose, but that is just what The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and recent jailbird would like you to believe.
Teresa recently told People she practiced yoga every morning during her taxing year-long stint in prison and now plans to become an accredited yoga instructor.
“I want to come out with my own yoga DVD tape, my own yoga line,” she told the magazine.
“I love yoga,” she added. “It really changed my life. It really got me through this whole ordeal – it really did – being there and everything. I can’t live without it now.”
It seems like just yesterday when the bombastic Housewife was flipping over tables and screaming obscenities on television, but now the Jersey native is turning to the Universe to guide her path.
“I read a lot of inspirational books in prison, like whatever you want, you can put it out there,” she said.
And what is it she wants?
“I want to make $ 40 million this year. I hope that happens – for real, I made a vision board.”
Now THERE’S the Teresa we know and love. Because no matter what Jessie J says, it’s all about the money, money, money.
We’ll keep an eye on whether she gets there between her burgeoning yoga empire and tell-all memoir, but we’ve got a feeling she won’t be getting her prana on with the Dalai Lama anytime soon.
Check out our gif collection featuring Teresa channeling her inner zen in the slideshow below. Namaste.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
News Team Can"t Handle Report on Naked Yoga
It may be a reporter"s job to report on the news.
But that doesn"t mean it"s always easy for a reporter to keep a straight face while reporting on the news.
Case in point: the woman who had to tell viewers about an "emergency defecation situation."
And now we have another example:
The FOX4 news team in Kansas City recently informed fans of something that may be of interest on Valentine’s Day weekend… Naked Yoga
Channel 4 anchor Mark Alford explained the concept of this coed nude exercise classes being offered at an area studio; while his female colleagues – including meteorologist Karli Ritter – tried to keep it together in the background.
But you can easily hear them say things such as "gross."
From there, Alford said he doesn"t see anything wrong with the idea; heck, aren"t "dog down" and "warrior" the perfect positions for people to try out in the buff.
"What would be the best pose for naked yoga?" asks Alford before cutting to the weather report, at which point Ritter jumps in with: "Not happy baby."
She then doubles over with laughter, while stock footage of Happy Baby comes up in the background and everyone just loses it.
Our staff included.
You have to watch this segment unfold.
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Yoga Berra Dies; Baseball Legend Was 90 Years Old
Major League Baseball has lost an all-time great.
Former New York Yankees catcher and 10-time World Series champion Yogi Berra passed away on Tuesday night. He was 90 years old.
According to Dave Kaplan, the director of the Yogi Berra Museum & Learning Center, Berra died of natural causes at his residence in New Jersey.
“While we mourn the loss of our father, grandfather and great-grandfather, we know he is at peace with Mom,” Berra’s family said in a statement released by the museum.
“We celebrate his remarkable life, and are thankful he meant so much to so many. He will truly be missed.”
Berra played in more World Series games than any player in history. He was a three-time MVP, a 15-time All-Star and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1972.
Along with his very impressive resume, Berra is best remembered for his series of memorable/hilarious/inspiring/non-sensical quotes.
“It ain’t over ’til it’s over,” is included in Bartlett’s Famous Quotations, while two THG favorites would be:
- “No one goes to the ballpark anymore. It’s too crowded.”
- “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
Wrote the Yankees on their official Twitter account in response to the sad news:
“We are deeply saddened by the loss of a Yankees legend and American hero, Yogi Berra.”
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