Stan Lee was supposed to deliver one of the most memorable lines in “Spider-Man 2,” according to Donnell Rawlings … who ended up replacing the late Marvel legend. We got Don at LAX soon after we broke the news that Stan had passed away, and…
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Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Donnell Rawlings Gives A (Hilarious) Breakdown Of Rondo/CP3 Fight
If you thought you knew everything about the Rajon Rondo vs Chris Paul fight, boy were you wrong … Donnell Rawlings has the only breakdown you need to hear, and he telling it to TMZ Sports. We got Rawlings out in L.A. and asked him about all…
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
DJ Khaled Tries Goat Yoga for Rum Ad and It"s Hilarious
DJ Khaled channeled his inner goat to push his favorite rum, and the result is this hilarious campaign. The mega hit maker is featured in this new ad for Bumbu Rum, and we’re told they hired Khaled to marry his positive vibes with an activity…
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Iman Shumpert Tells Hilarious Carmelo Anthony Hazing Tale Involving Skittles
Rookies on Carmelo Anthony’s next team — watch out … ‘cause dude has ZERO CHILL when it comes to the hazing game, so says Iman Shumpert. We got Iman out in NYC — where he was in full-on pitch mode for his wifey’s new album and gear — when the…
Saturday, July 7, 2018
Chrissy Teigen Posts Hilarious Breastfeeding Pic
Chrissy Teigen didn’t plan for this, but she’s now doubled up on her breastfeeding duties to appease her oldest child … but it’s not what you think. Chrissy just shared a hilarious photo of herself breastfeeding her baby son, Miles … but…
Thursday, July 5, 2018
Farrah Abraham BUSTED In Hilarious Photoshop Fails!
It"s been seven months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but she"s still finding new and creative ways to embarrass herself in public on a regular basis.
In June, Farrah was arrested after allegedly attacking a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
And July is already off to a very promising start thanks to some truly embarrassing Photoshop disasters on Farrah"s Instagram page.
We"re not sure what"s funnier — the fails themselves, or the brutal fashion in which Farrah is being roasted by her followers.
Check out the gallery below to decide for yourself:
1. Farrah Abraham Sucks at Photoshop
Farrah posted this pic to her Instagram page to celebrate Independence Day. Fans were quick to point out the irony of her obvious dependence on Photoshop.
2. Word Salad
Farrah attempted to explain what her ass has to do with the Fourth of July with one of her classically nonsensical rants:
3. Shout Out To … Everyone?
“For the I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T,” Farrah wrote. “The leaders, the doers, the disrupters, no better way then celebrating your “survivor journey” on #independenceday stay true to your focus, your ambition, your drive your over coming is noticed and recognized on this very day. Cheers to the independent success stories GOD BLESS THE USA”
4. Hashtags Galore
Because of course she wasn’t done there, Farrah added: “#blessed #livingmybestlife #ilovemylife #survivor #independentwoman #independent #syrian #american #danish #sicilian #2018 #victor #victory #fireworks #firework”
5. The Real Issue Here
Obviously, fans were less focused on the ridiculous patriotic caption than on the botched retouching of Farrah’s butt.
6. A Valid Question
“Omg what’s wrong with your butt?” asked one fan. Needless to say, she wasn’t alone in her curiosity.
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Baker Mayfield Shades Ex-OU Teammates In Hilarious Complaint Over Madden Rating
Baker Mayfield’s former Oklahoma wideouts ain’t gonna like this … the new Browns QB is taking pop shots at ALL of them … saying he can catch better than any of his ex-Sooner teammates!! Baker was asked what he thought his Madden 19 rating…
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Tom Brady Has Hilarious Temper Tantrum In a Round Of Golf With His Parents
Tom Brady’s epic meltdowns aren’t just limited to the football field … ‘cause dude even snaps on the links — in rounds of golf with his folks!! TB12 hit the course with his mom, dad and niece on Monday in what shoulda been a fun family time ……
Tom Brady Has Hilarious Temper Tantrum In a Round Of Golf With His Parents
Tom Brady’s epic meltdowns aren’t just limited to the football field … ‘cause dude even snaps on the links — in rounds of golf with his folks!! TB12 hit the course with his mom, dad and niece on Monday in what shoulda been a fun family time ……
Saturday, June 30, 2018
Farrah Abraham Vs. Drita D"Avanzo: HILARIOUS New Feud Alert!
That Farrah Abraham, always getting into trouble with that big, silly mouth of hers!
Except this time, Farrah made have run that mouth about the wrong person.
Seriously, she really messed up this time.
OK, so are you familiar with Drita D’Avanzo? She was on Mob Wives, she was friends with the legendary Big Ang, and she’s known for having a bit of a temper.
Like, she was arrested a couple of years ago for beating her neighbor over a parking spot. Drita does not play around.
Anyway, Drita and Farrah appeared together at the opening of an Atlantic City club on Thursday night, and afterwards, Farrah took to her Instagram to rant about the experience.
In a live video, she explained “I normally don’t do joint appearances because to be honest, I am done with other quote unquote reality people.”
“I feel like they’re either hung up on drugs, drinking, f-cked up, unprofessional, just f-cking nasty pieces of sh-t on earth.”
It’s funny, because Farrah is most definitely in the category of “reality people,” and there are many of her peers that would likely call her “f-cked up, unprofessional, just f-cking nasty pieces of sh-t on earth.”
But that’s a conversation for another day.
Without saying Drita’s name, Farrah siad “You have someone show up and like talk to the owner about how you couldn’t send her her freaking money at my dinner table because she didn’t want to eat together, but then she can’t even do the photos for the club, she can’t meet anymore, she can’t talk to anyone, then she just disappears!”
“Here’s my vibe,” she continued. “If you can’t be professional to show up to work, don’t cry to other people when you have no money, no work, no nothing … because you are nothing.”
“I’m sorry, if you are replaceable in the workforce, no one wants to hire you — that’s not everyone’s fault, that is your fault.”
She told her followers that “I had to release this, because I am done. I don’t even know why they even shared my night with someone who is a has-been.”
“I’m like, give me a break, it’s either you’re nice, you’re amazing, you have a good work ethic, or stay the f-ck out of my way!”
Again, it’s funny, because she’s never nice or amazing, right? Is she honestly this delusional?
Well, yes.
But that’s what happened when Farrah met Drita.
And when Page Six reached out to Drita for a comment on what Farrah had said, the Mob Wives star said “I’m going to slap the sh-t out of that Mr. Ed-looking f-cker.”
You’re already living for this feud, right?
Drita also said that she wasn’t too clear on who Farrah is, and that she thinks she’s “an unemployed porn star.”
She “doesn’t care if she’s a hooker,” but still, “she f-cked with the wrong person.”
She repeated those comments in a video she shared on Instagram last night:
It seems like in the time between the interview and the Instagram video, she figured out that Farrah’s famous for being on Teen Mom OG, but she still thinks that later “she became a hooker or some sh-t.”
But that doesn’t bother her — she explained that what does bother her is that Farrah was nice to her face, and then later “ripped me to shreds.”
“I don’t know who you dealt with in the past,” Drita said, “but you got the wrong motherf-cker.”
“I no longer assault anybody, because the last time someone tried to test me they ended up putting me in jail. You’re not worth it.”
“However,” she added, “I might have to make an exception.”
It’s at this point that you really start to appreciate how badly Farrah messed up, right?
For what it’s worth though, Drita did say that “I’m not gonna closed fist punch your face in, I’m gonna open hand smack the f-ck out of you, straight up, on sight. Just so you know.”
Small miracles, huh?
If you’ve already gotten so invested in this amazing new reality star feud, don’t worry — we have one more bit of news!
Farrah saw Drita’s comments about her comments, and she addressed her on Twitter directly, writing one of her most aggressive word salads yet!
“F-cking low class trash dusted up nobody show up and work you have no work ethic and act like a criminal say what you want about me so you feel better about how pathetic you are!” she tweeted.
“Use me for press haha your a loser go get a real job my lawyer will be contacting you Psycho.”
Beautiful.
She also tweeted “Dinner & Atlantic City was fabulous I hope the clown fixes her drug problem & her abusive relationship.”
“Girl I’m rootin for ya but have self control & don’t threaten my safety such a bad look on top of not working no wonder you don’t get paid.”
Can’t wait to see what happens next!
Friday, June 1, 2018
Chris Rock Gives Hilarious Intro At Kanye"s Wyoming Album Launch
Chris Rock gave a ridiculously funny intro for Kanye West as the rapper premiered his new album Thursday night in Wyoming. Rock addressed the hundreds of Kanye fans at Diamond Cross Ranch and hit both some humorous and serious points. The comedian…
Friday, March 9, 2018
David Spade"s Hilarious Take on Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump"s Alleged Affair
Turns out David Spade has deep thoughts about Donald Trump’s alleged affair with Stormy Daniels … or, at least, some very funny ones. We got Spade Thursday night in SoHo, and asked what he thought about the porn star suing the Prez over their…
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed!
Farrah Abraham is single and ready to mingle!
How do we know that?
Because the girl has her Bumble profile right out there for all to see!
Check out Farrah describes herself to potential suitors, as well as what she"s looking for in a mate.
It"s … it"s just really interesting. And also hilarious. And just a touch mortifying.
1. Oh Hey Girl!
OK, so picture it: you’re just hanging out, messing around on your phone, looking for a soulmate or a hookup or whatever. You open Bumble and you come across this. Farrah, 26, CEO and founder of her own business and educated at the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. What do you do?
2. LIES
If you’re reading this, then you would probably laugh for the rest of your whole entire life at our girl Farrah presenting herself like this, but what if you didn’t know who she was? What if you just thought she was some nice business-minded woman?
3. Nice Ears
So then you’d check out more of her photos and see this — she likes cute Snapchat filters, how fun! Sure, she obviously indulges in some plastic surgery from time to time, but if she’s a smart, successful, fun-loving lady, maybe you can look past that. Heck, maybe you’re even into it.
4. Uh …
But then you see this. And then … well, it’s tough to say what happens then.
5. Hmmm
Are you intrigued by this “international celebrity”? She does come out and say that she’s on Teen Mom, but she also says that she’s a “Business Mogul, New York Times Bestselling Author, Advocate for safe contraception, Owner / Founder Furnished By Farrah, Froco, Sophia Laurent.”
6. Could It Be?!
Could you be the “smart, intelligent, creative, epic” kind of person she’s looking to connect with?
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Jason Alexander Offers Trump Ironically Hilarious Hair Advice
President Trump’s gonna have to get his Air Force One pilots involved if he wants to avoid another disastrous hair day … this according to Jason Alexander. We got Jason Monday walking around L.A., and asked if he thought Trump should…
Thursday, February 8, 2018
Marlon Wayans" Hilarious Take On Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando"s Hookup
Marlon Wayans is taking the news about Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando hooking up in stride — and he’s even got a pretty good idea of how it happened. We got Marlon Wednesday night at Madeo in WeHo and told him Pryor’s widow…
Sunday, December 17, 2017
David Spade and Cast Reunite for Hilarious "Just Shoot Me!" Dinner
David Spade continues to pay the price for starring on “Just Shoot Me!” … especially when the cast gets together for a reunion dinner. We got David, Laura San Giacomo, Wendie Malick and pretty much everyone else from Blush magazine Saturday…
Sunday, December 10, 2017
SNL Mocks Lauer, Franken, Trump in Hilarious Santa Skit
SNL hit a home run with an hilarious skit featuring some highly evolved kids who are more interested in sexual harassment, Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem, the tax plan, and the opioid crisis than an Xbox. Kenan Thompson nailed it as Santa and…
Friday, December 8, 2017
New Orleans Saints Players Back Mike Mitchell In Hilarious Video
Mike Mitchell’s scathing video takedown of the NFL — and Commissioner Roger Goodell — is resonating with other players … especially two guys on the New Orleans Saints. TMZ Sports spoke with Saints CB Sterling Moore and LB Craig Robertson…
New Orleans Saints Players Back Mike Mitchell In Hilarious Video
Mike Mitchell’s scathing video takedown of the NFL — and Commissioner Roger Goodell — is resonating with other players … especially two guys on the New Orleans Saints. TMZ Sports spoke with Saints CB Sterling Moore and LB Craig Robertson…
Thursday, November 30, 2017
Prince William Has Hilarious Response to Prince Harry Engagement
Prince William is typically known for one of two things:
1. His dashing good looks.
2. His beautiful and pretty much perfect wife.
The Royal hunk isn’t normally applauded for his sense of humor, although that may need to change in the wake to his latest response to Prince Harry’s engagement.
Yes, in case you somehow missed it, Prince Harry is now engaged to Meghan Markle.
The couple made the news official this week via a statement, a joint photo shoot and an adorable joint interview.
When the announcement was initially made, William and Kate Middleton issued a formal response through Kensington Palace that read as follows:
“We are very excited for Harry and Meghan. It has been wonderful getting to know Meghan and to see how happy she and Harry are together.”
Short. Simple. Undoubtedly truthful.
For also…. boooooring!
On the first day of his visit to Finland on Wednesday, however, William was asked by reporters about this exciting piece of family news…
… and he responded in a far funnier manner.
“We’re very excited, delighted for them both. We’re wishing them all the happiness in this very exciting time,” he said, adding:
“Personally, I hope it means he stays out of my fridge and will stop scrounging my food, which he’s done for the last few years!”
HA! There you go. There’s a sign of humanity from the often-buttoned-up Royal family member.
During a special briefing at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday, officials revealed that the Harry and Markle will get married May of next year at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.
No exact date has been announced yet.
But Middleton is due to give birth to her and William’s third child in April, meaning Great Britain may very well explode in happiness next spring.
We’ll need to keep a close eye on our dear allies.
Markle, meanwhile, has given up her acting career and will be living in London full-time.
We’re sure Middleton has talked to her and will continue to talk to her about the overwhelming changes she’s about to encounter over the following days, weeks, months and years.
Thankfully, Markle has the ideal role model to assist her along the way, as no one could have handled these sorts of changes as well as Middleton has since she married William.
Markle, however, already seems up to the task.
Asked about the harassment she’s received due to her mixed heritage, the now-former actress took a high road in her interview on Monday with Harry.
:At the end of the day I am proud of who I am and where I have come from and we have never put any focus on that,” she said.
“We have just focused on who we are as a couple.”
And who they are as a couple, as you can see below, is two very happy and very in love individuals!
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