Showing posts with label Profile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Profile. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Lauren Swanson: Why Is Josiah Duggar"s Mystery Girl Keeping Such a Low Profile?

It’s been nearly two months since we first learned that Josiah Duggar and Lauren Swanson are engaged.


The news came just weeks after word of Josiah and Lauren’s courtship went public, but that’s not unusual in the Duggar clan.



Relationships proceed quickly for the members of reality TV’s biggest brood, even when the parties involved are as young as Josiah and Lauren.


(He’s 21; she’s just 18.)


But the newest Duggar couple is unique in at least two important ways:


For one thing, this is not Josiah’s first courtship.


As Duggar obsessives are no doubt aware, Josiah briefly courted Marjorie Jackson back in 2015.


The relationship didn’t work out, making Josiah the first of his generation to enter a courtship that didn’t result in marriage.



On top of that, virtually nothing is known about Lauren, her past, or her family.


A few details about Lauren’s parents and siblings have been revealed on the Duggars’ social media pages, and not surprisingly, her clan shares a lot in common with Josiah’s.


“They’re really similar, our families, with a lot of the same goals,” Josiah said of the Swansons in a recent interview.


He’s certainly not joking on that score.


Lauren is the daughter of a minister, and her mother is currently pregnant with her ninth child.


The Swanson family may never balloon to the staggering size of the Duggars, but it seems Lauren’s parents are also big into procreation.



But what about Lauren herself?


In video interviews she’s recorded alongside her fiancé, Swanson has been virtually silent.


No big surprise there, as we imagine it’s rather daunting to go straight from the shadows of obscurity into the glaring spotlight of Duggar fame.


But between her youth and the quickness with which her relationship with Josiah has proceeded, it’s possible that Lauren will marry into the Duggar family while remaining more of a mystery to fans than any of her predecessors.


Naturally, fans have a lot of questions.


For now, at least, Lauren’s not doing much talking, but fortunately, some of those questions have laughably obvious answers.



One thing that a lot of fans seem curious about is Lauren’s education level.


Many have wondered if she’ll attend college, and while Ms. Swanson has been mum on the matter, we think we can safely answer for her by saying, no, she will not.


Duggars have little respect for formal education, and very few members of the family have shown any interest in further study beyond the GEDs they all get when they complete their homeschooling.


As for Lauren’s curious lack of a southern accent – a matter that’s also raised quite a few eyebrows among the Duggar faithful – well, we don’t know for sure where she’s from, but we’re guessing it’s of little concern to Josiah.


After all, a woman doesn’t have to be Dixie Land to pop out a whole lot of children.


Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.



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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed!


Farrah Abraham is single and ready to mingle!


How do we know that?


Because the girl has her Bumble profile right out there for all to see!


Check out Farrah describes herself to potential suitors, as well as what she"s looking for in a mate.


It"s … it"s just really interesting. And also hilarious. And just a touch mortifying.




1. Oh Hey Girl!


Farrah abraham bumble profile

OK, so picture it: you’re just hanging out, messing around on your phone, looking for a soulmate or a hookup or whatever. You open Bumble and you come across this. Farrah, 26, CEO and founder of her own business and educated at the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. What do you do?



2. LIES


Farrah abraham fired

If you’re reading this, then you would probably laugh for the rest of your whole entire life at our girl Farrah presenting herself like this, but what if you didn’t know who she was? What if you just thought she was some nice business-minded woman?



3. Nice Ears


Farrah abraham bumble pic

So then you’d check out more of her photos and see this — she likes cute Snapchat filters, how fun! Sure, she obviously indulges in some plastic surgery from time to time, but if she’s a smart, successful, fun-loving lady, maybe you can look past that. Heck, maybe you’re even into it.



4. Uh …


Farrah abraham international celebrity

But then you see this. And then … well, it’s tough to say what happens then.



5. Hmmm


Farrah the ambassador

Are you intrigued by this “international celebrity”? She does come out and say that she’s on Teen Mom, but she also says that she’s a “Business Mogul, New York Times Bestselling Author, Advocate for safe contraception, Owner / Founder Furnished By Farrah, Froco, Sophia Laurent.”



6. Could It Be?!


Farrah abraham camgirl

Could you be the “smart, intelligent, creative, epic” kind of person she’s looking to connect with?


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Monday, October 23, 2017

Tinder User Creates Unique Profile, Is Our New Internet Crush


The last time we wrote about someone using a PowerPoint presentation to impress a member of the opposite sex, it didn"t work out very well.


But a 19-year old Canadian named Krista is hoping the second time is a charm.


As you"re about find out, she has scoffed at the notion of creating a simple Tinder profile with just her name and a few basic facts.


She has opted instead for the following – and we really hope it leads to some serious right-swiping for all who come across her impressively-detailed effort.


Talk about a catch!




1. Yes, This is a PowerPoint


Yes this is a powerpoint

As Krista says… enjoy!



2. A Dwight Schrute Reference!


A dwight schrute reference

She just proved she’s a keeper.



3. Here Are My Interests


Here are my interests

Between eating avocados and laughing at Trump, we’re not sure how she has time for anything else.



4. I’m Not Perfect


Im not perfect

I’ll be honest: my beer pong game could use some work. But I’m moderately attractive!



5. I Love Dogs!


I love dogs

Not saying I have one, but I still love hanging out with these animals.



6. But Don’t Take My Word For It!


But dont take my word for it

Look at what these other reliable sources have to say.


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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed!


Farrah Abraham is probably the most ambitious out of all the Teen Mom ladies.


She"s opened several business within the last year, she made sure to capitalize on her fame by releasing that sex tape after the first run of Teen Mom was cancelled …


When the sex tape was successful, she actually made molds of her genitals so she could sell her very own sex toys.


The girl"s got some hustle, that much is undeniable.


Farrah is so serious about her career that she"s even completed the ultimate business-minded person"s rite of passage: she went and lied her ass off on her LinkedIn profile.


What"s that? You"ve never seen her LinkedIn profile?


Well, then sit back, relax, and allow us to take you on a journey through one of the most strange and magical places on the internet …




1. Your Girl Farrah


Your girl farrah

There she is! Her profile picture is recent, which we all know is important. Her most recent gig is listed right there — her upcoming MTV dating show — and she’s got lots of connections. Maybe this will actually be fine!



2. It’s All Downhill from Here …


Farrah abraham castle selfie

But when you scroll down a little bit, you get to her summary — the part of the profile where she tells us all about herself and her background. And it’s … well, it’s not good.



3. Humble Beginnings


Farrah

“I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner,” she writes of her very first job. “I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.”



4. The Cart Girl


Farrah abraham hair

“I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler,” she recounts of her next gig. “Today I’ve had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.” Sure, Farrah. Sure.



5. The Modesty!


Farrah abraham walking the street

“I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I’m on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion,” Farrah says. “I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I’m the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.” The top 10 listed female celebrity, guys. That’s how important Farrah Abraham is.



6. Can She Read Though?


Farrah pic

“I once couldn’t finish a book,” she reveals, “and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children’s book.” Don’t brag too hard, girl. You may have “written” a “book,” but you’re still not all that great at stringing a sentence together. Finish more books.


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Monday, October 2, 2017

Stephen Paddock Doesn"t Fit Mass Shooter Profile

Stephen Paddock is an outlier for police profilers … at least so far. The 64-year-old Nevada resident lived in a retirement community. He has no criminal record, at least none we’ve been able to find so far. We found Paddock has a hunting license…


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Monday, January 30, 2017

Selena Gomez & The Weeknd"s Low Profile Love, Italian Style (PHOTO GALLERY)

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are trying their best to not look like international superstars while touring Italy — but they’re failing miserably.  The new couple’s sporting hoodies, shades, overcoats — attempting to avoid cameras — while…


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Selena Gomez & The Weeknd"s Low Profile Love, Italian Style (PHOTO GALLERY)

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are trying their best to not look like international superstars while touring Italy — but they’re failing miserably.  The new couple’s sporting hoodies, shades, overcoats — attempting to avoid cameras — while…


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Kim Kardashian RETURNS TO FACEBOOK, Updates Profile Pic

Kim Kardashian is back.


And better than ever?


Perhaps. But definitely the same as ever, at the very least.


For the first time in months, the reality star has posted something on her official Facebook page, updating her profile with a photo that makes it as clear as possible:



She isn’t going to let a few armed assailants change who she really is.


The following profile update marks the first move Kim has made on her Facebook account since October 2.


That, of course, was the day before a group of violent thugs broke into her Paris apartment, pulled Kardashian out of bed, tied her hands behind her back and robbed her of millions of dollars worth of jewelry.


While Kim is yet to speak about the incident, multiple sources have claimed she feared she would be raped or killed or both during the harrowing robbery.


As a result, she has understandably gone media silent.


But Kardashian uploaded the following image this morning, causing her usual social media uproar in the process:



The picture is classic Kim Kardashian.


It puts her large boobs front and center and it features her taking a glance down at her tiny waist.


Lots of cleavage and an emphasis on her recent weight loss? It’s nice to see that Kim Kardashian has not changed in her time away, isn’t it?


That time away has also left room for various tabloids to speculate about the state of her marriage.


There has been endless chatter about how Kim and Kanye West are on the verge of divorce.


And while Kardashian does not address this talk in her Facebook picture, she did also release a series of home videos on her official app.


The following footage mostly focuses on Kim’s cute kids. There’s even a snippet of Saint’s first steps. How exciting!


But you can see her and Kanye share a quick kiss at one point as well. You can see them dance. You can see them spending time at home as parents.


You can see Kim and Kanye looking… normal.


Might she be sending a message to her critics in the precious process?


Watch and see for yourself:



It seems pretty clear from these two examples that Kardashian is planning a comeback for 2017.


What this means, we’re not sure.


She isn’t a singer, so it’s not as though there’s a new album in the works.


She isn’t an actress, so there’s no new movie to look forward to.


New episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will surely air on E!, but that isn’t really news.


Could Kim sit down for an exclusive interview with 60 Minutes or 20/20 or some other program to discuss her robbery and how her life has changed since then?


We could see that happening.


For now, though, it’s obvious that her fans are simply happy to have Kardashian back in whatever form she chooses.


Consider the following responses to her simple Facebook profile change:




kim replies


Maybe a new round of Kim Kardashian nude photos are on the way.


This would prove that her body has bounced back from giving birth for a second time and it would also send a message to her assailants that they haven’t broken her spirit.


Stay clothed and those terrorist win, Kim.


Just something to think about.



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Friday, August 5, 2016

Josh Duggar Sued: He Stole My Pics For His Dating Profile!

Back in August of 2015, as his parents and siblings were still reeling from the public revelation that Josh Duggar had molested five young girls (four of whom were his sisters), another scandal involving the former Washington lobbyist began making tabloid headlines.



As Gawker reported at the time, Josh was revealed as a client of Ashley Madison after the infidelity-facilitating website was hacked and its list of aspiring cheaters made public. 


Josh isn’t exactly known for his intellect or discretion, but even he knew enough to avoid using his real name or photos on either of the two paid accounts that he used to find nearby sex partners.


As details of Josh’s Ashley Madison profiles emerged, several sad/funny tidbits emerged that painted a picture of Josh as a seriously deluded and deeply creepy human being.


Using the names Josh_the_Man and Ready4ThisDC (Duggar was living in D.C. with his wife and kids at the time.), Josh went catfishing with photos of a man named Matthew McCarthy:



Obviously, the guy was none too pleased to find himself at the center of the second Duggar sex scandal, and now he’s taking action to distance himself from Josh and make the family pay.


According to TMZ, McCarthy is now suing Josh for unspecified damages.


McCarthy claims that not only has the incident hurt his standing in the close-knit Catholic community he belongs to, it’s all but decimated his career as a DJ.


McCarthy’s social networking pages and professional sites have reportedly been bombarded with messages calling him “DJ Duggar” and “Josh’s boy toy.”


Obviously, Josh’s career isn’t what it used to be (He’s reportedly selling used cars near his family’s home in Tontitown, Arkansas.), but his family is still very well-off.


Sounds like having his pics stolen could be the best thing that ever happened to McCarthy.


Monday, July 11, 2016

Chad Johnson: You Will Not BELIEVE What is in his Tinder Profile!

Chad Johnson is one of those reality TV villains that just won’t go away. 


He may be one of the most horrid villains on The Bachelorette to date, but has he always been a villain?



After hearing about what his Tinder profile says, probably.


It turns out that blogger, Katy Wellhousen swiped left on him a year ago. 


She took a screenshot of the villain’s profile and has the deets on the bio. 


“You’re gonna have to deal with me being a workaholic realtor. I want my own jet by 31 … I go out once a month maybe. 6’3 195lb and I workout 6 days a week.”


If you watch The Bachelorette online, you’ll probably be thinking that he sounds pretty boring and nothing like the dude who shocked us this summer.


He would have to be pretty rich to have his own jet, but maybe he can’t stand to be in the presence of other people. 


There’s also a huge possibility that he steers clear of economy flying. He does not get on well with anyone!


Flying in private jets would be a good thing, but the dude probably aspires to be Dan Bilzerian


He closed off his bio with a rather bold statement.


“You probably have a better chance of winning the lottery to be honest.”


We’re sure people would rather win the lottery than spend time with him. 


There were initial reports that the profile was fake, but bad Chad confirmed that it was his profile in a tweet over the weekend. 


“Fine. You caught me,” the hothead tweeted at Katy.


He then closed the tweet off proving that he really does love himself.


“But we both know you swiped right #TinderWinner #TheBachelorette #NoLotterlyWin4U.”


It’s pretty crazy how someone can remember who they swiped left a year ago. 


What do you think about all of this?


Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Khloe Kardashian: See Her OkCupid Profile!

It is officially, finally, mercifully over between Khloe Kardashian and James Harden.


Following weeks of break-up rumors, Khloe herself has confirmed that the romance between her and the lazy basketball player are over.



Few of us really believed these two had a chance to make it to the altar, considering Khloe’s never-ending connection to Lamar Odom. (We think that’s called “true love” or something.)


But it doesn’t appear as if Khloe dumped Harden for Odom, at least not directly or immediately.


How do we know?


First, Kardashian actually spent last night with ex-lover French Montana, as the stars were photographed leaving West Hollywood hot spot The Nice Guy together.


TMZ cameras also caught them at the Ace of Diamonds strip club.


But we also say this because Kardashian is already online dating!


She has created an OKCupid profile, which you can actually see above.


“I’ve never done online dating before, but just for s–ts and giggles, Malika [Haqq] and I decided to fill one out,” Khloe explained on her official app, adding:


“It was actually really fun to do, LOL!”



As you can see, Kardashian has her hair in braids for the profile photo, while saying that her “self-summary” is to take “every day as it comes.” 


That’s good advice for anyone, though we bet this philosophy is influenced by what Odom has gone through.


Doctors really thought that Kardashian’s estranged husband might not make it after he fell unconscious from a drug overdose in October.


But just look at Odom now!


As for hobbies that Khloe would like potential suitors to know about, she writes on her profile:


“Working or hanging out with my nieces and nephews: Penelope, Mason, Reign, Saint and North!”


Hmmm… forget Kourtney Kardashian and all the reasons why she ought to be the Bachelorette (below). What about Khloe, ABC?!?