A new political feud is quickly emerging online and it’s between a couple of the most unlikely people you ever thought would get into it … Cardi B and one Tomi Lahren.
It all started with Tomi commenting on Cardi’s political rants last week about the government shutdown, with...
Cardi B to Tomi Lahren You"re Nothing But a Trump Sheep!!! ... Oh, and I"ll Dog Walk You
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Sunday, January 20, 2019
Cardi B to Tomi Lahren You"re Nothing But a Trump Sheep!!! ... Oh, and I"ll Dog Walk You
Sunday, June 24, 2018
Tomi Lahren Says She"d be Civil with Colin Kaepernick at a Restaurant
Tomi Lahren says civility is dead — on the Left — because she’d never treat someone the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders got treated at a Virginia restaurant … not even Colin Kaepernick. We got the FOX News contributor at LAX Saturday, and she slams…
Tomi Lahren Says She"d be Civil with Colin Kaepernick at a Restaurant
Tomi Lahren says civility is dead — on the Left — because she’d never treat someone the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders got treated at a Virginia restaurant … not even Colin Kaepernick. We got the FOX News contributor at LAX Saturday, and she slams…
Thursday, May 24, 2018
Tomi Lahren Water Thrower Will Not Be Charged
The woman who threw a glass of water at Tomi Lahren will not face criminal charges, and she actually has Tomi to thank for that … partly. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the act of tossing water at Tomi is not harmful enough for cops to bring…
Tomi Lahren Water Thrower Will Not Be Charged
The woman who threw a glass of water at Tomi Lahren will not face criminal charges, and she actually has Tomi to thank for that … partly. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the act of tossing water at Tomi is not harmful enough for cops to bring…
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Donald Trump Says Everybody Loves Tomi Lahren
Donald Trump showed Tomi Lahren some serious love after someone threw a glass of water at Tomi and her mom. Trump tweeted, “Everybody is with Tomi Lahren, a truly outstanding and respected young woman!” The conservative FOX News contributor was in…
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Tomi Lahren Gets Drink Thrown on Her at Minneapolis Bar
Tomi Lahren made a splash in Minneapolis this week — or rather, a splash was rendered to her. The conservative FOX News contributor was grabbing brunch with her mother and some family this past weekend when, on the way out, an anonymous woman…
Friday, May 18, 2018
Tomi Lahren Denounces NY Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg After Racist Rant
Tomi Lahren says a New York-based attorney who’s gone viral for an incredibly racist rant he unleashed this week is rude … and ridiculous. We got the conservative talk show host Wednesday at LAX, where we showed her video of…
Tomi Lahren Denounces NY Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg After Racist Rant
Tomi Lahren says a New York-based attorney who’s gone viral for an incredibly racist rant he unleashed this week is rude … and ridiculous. We got the conservative talk show host Wednesday at LAX, where we showed her video of…
Monday, March 26, 2018
Tomi Lahren Sticks a Gun In Her Yoga Pants, Mocks March For Our Lives
Over the weekend, millions gathered in cities all over the country to demand that legislators act quickly to increase gun control regulations.
The move came in response not only to the recent school shooting in Parkland, Florida, but also as a reaction to the ongoing gun violence epidemic that’s claimed thousands of lives and shows no signs of letting up.
These were people who gathered out of compassion, concern for our nations youth, and a sincere desire for change.
So naturally, whiny Millennial snowflake and noted dog kicker Tomi Lahren was quick to sh-t on the event with her trademark blend of bitterness and idiocy:
“Simply being anti-NRA is not a solution. March FOR something, not just against everything,” Lahren tweeted about an event that was literally called March For Our Lives.
“It’s a shame schools don’t teach the U.S. Constitution anymore. Appreciation for our 2A is lost when history is forgotten and ignored in favor of ‘feelings’ 101,” Tawny Larynx added.
She went on to really grasp at straws, remnding protesters that millions of Americans are heavily armed, which were pretty sure was the point of the protest.
“Do you realize millions of your FELLOW AMERICANS are members of the NRA?” Tormund tweeted, demonstrating once and for all that ignorance isn’t always blissful – sometimes it’s characterized by seeting rage.
“Disarming the citizenry is the first step to oppression and tyranny. Kids, I suggest you crack open the history book and learn this pattern,” said Tammy, apparently seeing nothing wrong with issuing a smug lecture to children who fear for their lives.
It’s rants like this that have made the far-right commentator such an easy target for her critics, many of whom delight in calling Timebomb by the wrong name.
But this time, it wasn’t just Tone-Loc’s ill-advised insights that had Twitter in an uproar.
Behold, the open-carry yoga ensemble:
For obvious reasons, the internet has delighted in roasting Toni over her “vagina gun.”
Lawrence posted the above photo on Instagram in order to shill for a company that sells leggings equipped with holsters:
“Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence,” Tonsil captioned the pic.
“Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that’s why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you’ve got it covered.”
Yes, this is a real product, and yes, Twutter had an absolute field day with the absurdity of the situation.
“Breaking News: Tomi Lahren rushed to hospital after trying to do Downward Facing Dog with gun in her yoga pants,” wrote one user.
“I admire Tomi’s earnest but ultimately misguided commitment to bringing Freud’s penis envy theorem back into style,” commented another.
“I get it, Tomi. I too, can never fully relax at yoga class unless I have a gun pointed at my crotch,”
You get the idea.
We could literally re-post these all day, but hopefully Tampax has learned her lesson by now.
Shell never get re-hired by Glenn Beck if he has to worry about her bringing her crotch Glock to work.
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Tomi Lahren Says March for Our Lives is No-Go For Her
You won’t catch Tomi Lahren bashing the March for Our Lives rally … far from it, actually. We got the FOX News contributor at LAX and asked her if she was hitting up Saturday’s rally in D.C. … organized by the Parkland, FL students…
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Tomi Lahren Goes Off on Stormy Daniels Scandal, Says Media"s Attacking Trump
Tomi Lahren’s completely fed up with what she believes is an attempt to torpedo President Trump with “salacious garbage” stories. We got the Fox News contributor at LAX Friday night and asked her about the ongoing scandal involving Stormy Daniels…
Thursday, March 15, 2018
Tomi Lahren Denies Kicking Her Dog
Tomi Lahren’s probably better off reading from a teleprompter, because she now says the social media post about kicking her dog was a joke that just fell on deaf ears. We got Tomi at LAX Wednesday and asked her point blank … did she actually kick…
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Tomi Lahren: I Kicked My Dog & I Don"t Care Who Knows It!
Tomi Lahren has never shied away from controversy, but usually, the conservative commentator’s scrapes with her critics are the result of one of her controversial political stance.
This time, Lahren is in hot water for comments that are being widelyt condemned by folks from both sides of the aisle.
Earlier today, the 25-year-old media personality appeared via satellite on Donald Trump’s very favorite morning show, Fox & Friends.
Now if that classic video of the dude getting interrupted by his daughters while being interviewed by the BBC taught us anything, it’s that unexpected challenges can arise when one is appearing on television from the comfort of one’s home.
Of course, Tomi’s problem was less “LOL” and much more “WTF?!”
It seems Ms. Lahren’s small dog was loudly chewing a bone during her live broadcast.
Not wanting to be responsible for the president choking on his Egg McMuffin, Tomi did what any psychopath would do and repeatedly kicked the poor pooch.
In an Instagram story posted just after Tomi’s piece aired this morning, Lahren addresses the dog and confesses to giving him the boot.
“Why don’t you tell the world what you were doing during my entire Fox & Friends hit,” says Lahren.
“Oh I know, chewing on her damn bone as loud as she possibly could. So I had to kick her about five times during the show.”
Now, in all likelihood, Lahren was exaggerating – that is sort of her thing, after all.
And in fairness, we should note that the dog appeared happy and unharmed in the Instagram, story.
Still, Tomi isn’t exactly beloved on social media to begin with, so it’s not surprising that the internet really went in on her for her latest remarks:
“So just another reason for me to hate @TomiLahren she has boasted about kicking her dog,” tweeted one critic.
“Maybe a joke maybe not, either way not funny Maybe someone should kick you for making too much noise also!
Another tweeter even referenced the recent death of Stephen Hawking, writing:
“WHY STEPHEN HAWKING WHY NOT TOMI LAHREN?”
Pretty harsh, but still not as bad as the time Lahren pissed off Beyonce fans.
Those people take no prisoners.
Tomi Lahren Says She Kicked Her Dog During TV Appearance
Tomi Lahren says she kicked her dog multiple times because it was making too much noise during her appearance on national TV. Tomi’s made her career on saying shocking things, but this might be her coup de grace. The “FOX & Friends”…
Monday, February 19, 2018
Tomi Lahren Doubles Down on Prayer Solving Mass Shootings
Tomi Lahren doubled down on her stance the Florida school shooting wasn’t about guns … it’s about a lunatic who wouldn’t have slaughtered 17 people if he had more religion in his life. We got the FOX News contributor at LAX Sunday and asked…
Friday, December 15, 2017
Tomi Lahren Says Don"t Count Out Omarosa, Mueller Won"t Get Trump
Tomi Lahren thinks Omarosa has nine lives when it comes to President Trump. We got the FOX News contributor at LAX Thursday and she thinks the only thing Omarosa’s unceremonious exit proves is it’s never a dull moment at…
Thursday, December 7, 2017
Tomi Lahren Awakens the Beyhive, Gets Stung. Hard.
As previously reported, conservative commentator Tomi Lahren has a funny concept of patriotism.
But many Internet users found nothing humorous at all about what Lahren had to say this week about Beyonce and Colin Kaepernick.
Yes, Tomi Lahren is in a feud with Beyonce and Colin Kaepernick.
A one-sided feud, but still.
Scroll down to learn how this unexpected rivalry came about…
1. This is How It Started:
On Tuesday night, Kaepernick was honored with the Sports Illustrated Muhammad Ali Legacy Award. The distinction is given by the magazine to “individuals whose dedication to the ideals of sportsmanship has spanned decades and whose career in athletics has directly or indirectly impacted the world.”
2. The Award’s History:
Past honorees include Magic Johnson, Bill Russell, Jack Nicklaus, Jim Brown and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
3. A True Activist:
Kaepernick earned the honor for risking his job as a NFL quarterback when he kneeled during the national anthem to protest police violence against African-Americans. He has since donated a million dollars to related causes.
4. SURPRISE!
In a surprise move, Beyonce appeared to award the trophy to Kaerpernick, saying on stage: “Thank you Colin Kaepernick. Thank you for your selfless heart, and your conviction. Thank you for your personal sacrifice. Colin took action with no fear of consequence or repercussion only hope to change the world for the better. To change perception, to change the way we treat each other, especially people of color.”
5. Something Important in Common
Beyonce, of course, has noted police violence in both her singles and the visuals that often accompany them. The video for her 2016 song “Formation,” for example, included a police cruiser sinking in a New Orleans flood.
6. Enter Tomi Lahren…
Aghast at this pairing and what they represent, Lahren Tweeted in response: “Police-hating Beyoncé presents police and America-hating Kappy with a “legacy” award. This is how far we’ve fallen. Wow.”
Saturday, December 2, 2017
Tomi Lahren"s Confident Trump"s Got Nothing to Worry About After Flynn Guilty Plea
Tomi Lahren doesn’t think President Trump has anything to fear despite his former national security adviser pleading guilty to lying to the FBI … so he can just keep on making America great again. We got the Fox News contributor at LAX Saturday…
Friday, November 3, 2017
Master P Tells Why He Talked To Tomi Lahren, And Why It"s Important
Master P says people need to stop trippin’ out about his FOX News interview with Tomi Lahren — telling TMZ Sports the mission was about peace and love … not war. The No Limit founder appeared on “Fox News Insider” this week to talk about…
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