Saturday, April 1, 2017

George Takei Will Run for Congress

LGBT activist and former “Star Trek” star George Takei is jumping into a new venture — politics — because he’s running for Congress. Takei made his announcement Trump-style — on Twitter — saying, “Well, the cat’s out of the bag it seems. Let’s…


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Stephen Belafonte, Feds Search for Firearms (VIDEO)

Stephen Belafonte was swarmed by federal agents Friday who served a search warrant and we’re told they were on the hunt for firearms. Stephen — who’s embroiled in a divorce case with Mel B — had just arrived at his Hollywood Hills home as agents…


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Tyga: Hollering at Danielle Bregoli! Texting Her Shirtless Pics!

We’ve reported several times this month that Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up, and that unlike past splits, this one looks like it’ll take.


Case in point:


He’s not wasting any time moving on in typical, gross T-Raww fashion. Kylie is closer to 20 than 19 these days, i.e. way too old for him.



Ever since Kylie and Tyga got together, rumors of his wandering eye – and her hiring a private detective to watch his ass – have persisted.


In 2015, the rapper was reportedly busted hollering at trans porn star Mia Isabella, with whom he allegedly carried on an affair.


He was also linked to a random Brazilian model … and even accused of stalking and harassing a 14-year-old on social media.


Dude likes ‘em young; Tyga got with Kylie before she turned 18, and now that he’s single, he’s set his sights on another young rising star:


Danielle Bregoli!!


Yep. One and the same. Saying he wants to talk “business” with the famed “Cash Me Ousside” girl, he’s been blowing up her phone.


What’s he saying?



Tyga has yet to meet her in person, but he has been working it. The scandalous relationship, or whatever you’d call it, began via Instagram.


Soon, it switched to texting after he scored her phone number … and then it just got weird when the 27-year-old went into stalker mode.


According to the know-all Tyga mole:


“He texts her every day, and tries to FaceTime with her too. He keeps telling her how beautiful she is and can’t wait to hang out with her.”


“Tyga says he wants to sign her to his management team and rep her, that she’s beautiful, that she’s the hottest thing on the web right now.”


“He said he can make her a star.”


As for Danielle’s reaction?



The Dr. Phil miscreant was intrigued at first, as people often are by their newfound fame and the celebrity connections to which it may lead.


But that was short-lived.


“Tyga contacted her first,” a second source, this one close to Bregoli, says. “He direct messaged her on Instagram. She knew who he was.”


Obviously. Danielle even threatened to fight Kylie Jenner last month, making us wonder if the Keeping Up star was caught up in this somehow.


In any case, Danielle, 14, was “surprised he was contacting her” and “began to feel uncomfortable” when he asked to call her on FaceTime.


And then he asked again.


And again after that.


“Because of obvious discomfort, she stopped responding,” the insider says, at which point Tyga did not take being ghosted well at all.



Increasingly desperate, he began sending Bregoli risque photos – shirtless and suggestive (the torso tattoos match up), if not XXX-rated.


Danielle hasn’t called him out because she’s embarrassed, but the source is doing it so “this doesn’t happen to any other young girls.”


Bregoli first made headlines when she appeared on Dr. Phil as an “ungovernable” and “out of control” middle school dropout in 2016.


She dropped the lyrical bob, “Cash me ousside, how bow dah” (translated: “Catch me outside, how about that,” translated: “I will beat your ass”).


This was memed all over the web and a star was born.


Danielle said of her bad reputation at the time:


“I’m pretty violent. Either I’m breaking down [my mom’s] door or she’s breaking down my door. I don’t stop ‘til I see dents in the door.”



Video of Danielle’s mom kicking her ass later surfaced, so she’s not lying, sadly. Said video explained a lot and even made her look sympathetic.


On the plus side, Bregoli’s mom clearly doesn’t take any s–t.


She has her own issues and needs professional help, for sure, but she certainly appears capable of whomping that scrawny, weaselly Tyga.


Not that she’ll need to, since we made this story up – April Fools and all – but if Dani ever needs backup, all she has to do is call mom.


And don’t tell us you didn’t believe Tyga would do this.


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Beyonce Busted: Singer Linked to Anti-Hate Group, May Be Watching You Right Now

Beyonce has reportedly become the victim of a new celebrity hacker.


Rather than exposing nude photos of the singer, however, as past hackers have done to such stars as Emma Watson, this online criminal apparently stumbled on something even more revealing.


And far more troubling:


Documents and text messages seem to prove Beyonce and Jay Z are behind an organization that keeps a close eye on all Beyonce-related chatter and activity around the world.



Haven’t you ever wondered why Beyonce was able to drop a secret album in 2013?


Not just drop the album, either, but write the songs and record all the tracks without a single word leaking to the public.


Or how the artist managed to shock the public not once, but TWICE with her pregnancy announcements?


Heck, Beyonce released an entire set of songs (the album “Lemonade”) about her husband’s alleged infidelity, even giving Jay Z’s mistress a nickname (“Becky with the Good Hair“)… without anyone ever learning her identity.


The information obtained in this recent hacking purports to explain why.


Beyonce is able to control her narrative to such an impressive extent because she has eyes everywhere. She has ears all across Hollywood.


The singer and her rapping other half are accused of funneling money across numerous channels (spy agencies, drone manufacturers, their own set of hackers, etc.) in order to stay one step ahead of all Beyonce gossip and news.


They focus especially on websites that are about to publish any anti-Beyonce pieces or newspapers that are thinking of trashing the singer’s latest performance.



“U got intel on The Sun music critic?” Beyonce writes in one text uncovered by this hacking.


“Yes. On it. He won’t be h8ting after we threaten to reveal his gambling debts,” Jay Z writes back.


“Wut about TmZ story?” Beyonce asks in a separate text.


“There’s a better chance of you and Kim Kardashian spending Christmas together than that story seeing the light of any day,” he replies.


There’s also an invoice on Beyonce’s phone from a company called No Baysayers Allowed that references charges for “Hard Drive Wiping,” “Paparazzi Camera Smashing” and “Perez Hilton Stalking.”


If the idea of a shadow corporation clapping back against all stories that do not fit Beyonce’s agenda sounds familiar, it’s because Saturday Night Live aired a beloved sketch in 2013 about “The Beygency.”


It featured host Andrew Garfield playing the role of someone who actually doesn’t adore Beyonce.


The unusual horror, right?!?




beygency


As soon word leaks that such an individual exists, a group of men in dark suits and bowler hats sets out to make sure this critic’s opinion does not leave his house.


They aim to silence him; to show him the error of his ways; to keep the dangerous situation under control and Queen Bey admired by all. And we mean ALL.


Beyonce actually reacted to the skit the day after it aired, simply writing “Haaaaaaaaaaaa” on Twitter.


But insiders say that the singer was laughing at all of us.


She supposedly planted the idea for this entire segment, figuring it would throw folks off the scent of her actual Beygency.


There’s no way people would suspect her of running such a cabal if Saturday Night Live treated the concept as a parody… right?



Alas, Beyonce and Jay Z have now been exposed.


They are yet to comment on accusations that they bribe judges, blackmail reporters and use whatever means necessary to silence anyone that dares challenge their editorial authority on every aspect of their lives.


And do you know why they are yet to comment on this allegation?


Why they are yet to say a word about the charge that hackers busted into their phones and found damning conversations and documents?


BECAUSE IT’S NOT TRUE! WE MADE IT ALL UP!


HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!


We got ya, didn’t we?!?


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