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Sunday, September 30, 2018
Pete Davidson: I"m Getting Ariana Grande Pregnant with a Trap Baby!
It"s been a few months now since Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson got engaged.
Well, to be specific, it"s been a few months now since they started dating and then immediately got engaged.
But hey, they"re still going strong, and that"s what"s important!
These two have definitely had a whirlwind relationship though, that"s for sure.
They started dating in May, a few days after that he started getting tattoos in her honor, and a few days after that he began designing her engagement ring.
About two weeks later, he received the ring and proposed.
And we all know she said yes!
There"s been several rumors about them since then, like the one about how they"re moving so fast because she"s pregnant.
It"s been a while since that one started, so it"s kind of been forgotten about.
But according to some things Pete said during last night"s season premiere of Saturday Night Live, there may just be some truth there!
During the Weekend Update segment, host Colin Jost brought Pete out "to talk about how he spent his summer."
About his eventful summer, Pete said "I got engaged, and no one could believe it, and I can"t believe it."
"Yeah, I get it," he continued. "She"s the number one pop star in the world and I"m the guy from SNL that everyone thinks is in desperate need of more blood.""
He also said that things have been pretty wild since he started dating Ariana.
"You remember when that whole city pretended that kid was Batman "cause he was, like, sick?" he asked.
"That"s what this feels like."
When asked about all the new attention he"s been getting for the past few months, he laughed and said "I hate it, it"s awful."
He said that it was "so scary," and that he"d been getting death threats.
"It"s Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, and Pete Davidson are all people who have gotten death threats," he joked.
Next, Colin asked about a prenup, which Pete said that he "obviously" wanted.
"God forbid we split up and she takes half my sneakers!" he explained.
On a slightly more serious note, he insisted that he"s "totally comfortable being with a successful woman," and that they even live in an apartment that belongs to Ariana.
"She pays like 60 grand for rent and all I have to do is stock the fridge."
When Colin said that men don"t have to be the breadwinner in relationships, Pete strongly agreed.
He also said "Last night I switched her birth control with Tic Tacs."
When the audience audibly reacted to that, he defended himself with "No, I believe in us and all, but you know, I just wanna make sure that she can"t go anywhere."
Colin finished up the interview by bringing up Ariana"s song on her new album named after Pete, which Pete said was "sick."
As he pointed out, he actually gets royalties for the song.
Which is neat, he argued, because if they ever break up, then in ten years "there will be a song called "Pete Davidson" playing in speakers at K-Mart, and I"ll be working there."
Obviously this whole interview is a joke, even if it is based on Pete"s real relationship.
But it"s nice to see that he"s comfortable enough with Ariana that he can make jokes like this, you know?
Watch the full interview in the video below:
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