New England Patriots -- Blast Wells Report ... With Fun Pee Fact

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The New England Patriots just released a SCATHING new statement blasting the Wells Report … once again insisting that Tom Brady did nothing wrong. 

In the docs, the team makes its argument using strong scientific evidence … and one fun fact about male urination … a Pee Fact, if you will. 

Here’s the long and short of it … 

One of the key parts of the Wells Report is pointing out that Patriots locker room staffer Jim McNally went to a bathroom with game balls before the AFC Championship game. The insinuation is that McNally deflated the balls while inside the crapper. 

Here’s the Patriots retort: 

“The report does not address whether one minute and 40 (seconds) is consistent with the time that it takes a gentleman to enter a bathroom, relieve himself, wash his hands, and leave. In fact, it is.”

So, there you have it … according to the Pats … it takes a dude 100 seconds to drain the lizard, wash up and leave the bathroom.

And that’s exactly what the Patriots believe happened.

#PeeFacts 

See Also

• Tom Brady's Agent — The Wells Report Is Bull Crap


• Mayor of Boston — Wells Report Is Fishy … There's No Real Proof


• Wells Report — Patriots, Tom Brady Cheated … In Deflategate

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