Jennifer Aniston — shy, unassuming Jennifer Aniston — just dropped a bomb that she’s a card-carrying member of the famed celebrity mile high club!
In an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Aniston revealed that she had sex in a plane … with the pilot … and joked that she even did it with a copilot and flight attendant, too.
… At least, we think she was joking.
In the segment, she flashed her “I have!” sign when Ellen asked the questions, and shocked the audience with her answers.
We did some digging, and out of all of her men — long-term boyfriends and flings and husbands — only one sticks out to us in having a pilot’s license.
And that’s Brad Pitt.
Of course Brad Pitt has a pilot’s license.
However, the only thing we can dig up on Pitt’s license is that he purportedly got it — or was interested in getting it — around the time he was filming Fury … back when he was still married and on good terms with Angelina Jolie.
Sources told Flying magazine back in 2013 that Pitt was “an accomplished flier,” and reportedly purchased a Supermarine Spitire, a single-seat plane formerly used by the Royal Air Force, and which costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 million dollars.
Phew!
Pitt was said to have been gifted flying lessons in the Czech Republic from Angelina Jolie back in 2012.
Ahem.
If Jen is referring to Brad, we’re pretty surprised, considering she allegedly said that she didn’t even care about the Brangelina divorce.
Previously, Aniston’s reaction to Brangelina’s split was reportedly glee, as she allegedly said, “Yeah, that’s karma for you!”
Sources even told the NY Post that Aniston felt Pitt and Jolie would eventually end, anyway.
“She always got the sense that something would happen with them eventually,” the mole revealed.
“She didn’t feel that Angelina was truly the one who Brad was meant to stay with.”
“[Aniston] always felt that Angelina was too complex for him,” the source concluded. “He’s a pretty simple guy.”
Chelsea Handler, Jen’s BFF, countered the comments and defended her friend, saying that Jen doesn’t even think about Brad anymore.
Handler said, “It’s so stupid and pathetic. As if Jen cares — she doesn’t care.”
She wasn’t done there, though!
“Hello! As if she [Jennifer] is sitting around even caring about this,” Chelsea laughed.
“As if she’s sitting around even caring about this,” indeed.
We’re not sure if Brad Pitt was the one who Jen hooked up with on a plane, and it’s a safe bet to make in assuming that we’ll never know.
After all, the Brangelina divorce is likely gonna be locked up tighter than Katie Holmes’ escape from Scientology, and y’all know how much we’ve learned about that in the decade since its demise.
No, Brangelina is like Fort Knox … and Jennifer Aniston, if even interested, is simply going to traipse along, dropping singular, cryptic gems on her way to the Happy Kingdom of Love Eternal with her husband, Justin Theroux.
Good on you, girl!
… In, you know, any case!
