For all the many complaints about 2016, we really didn"t hear anyone griping about the lack of semi-nude teenagers.
But in these troubled times, each of us must do his or her part to make the world an incrementally better place, and for Kylie Jenner, that means stripping down for the kind of photos that look like they should be in an evidence locker somewhere.
It probably would"ve been better if she had just kept her clothes on and talked her brother-in-law out of meeting with the architect of our Flamin" Hot apocalypse, but we"ll take what we can get.
So to quote the inscription of America"s future tombstone: Enough doom and gloom. Let"s get to the T&A!
Enjoy the raciest from Kylie"s 2017 calendar, shot by the Jared"s future cellmate himself, Terry Richardson:
1. Kylie Jenner: January 2017
Each January, America’s favorite semi-nude teenager offers a large snake to the Gods of the New Year. We skipped the tradition in 2016, and look what happened.
2. Kylie Jenner: February 2017
This pic is somehow both peak Kylie Jenner AND peak Terry Richardson. It looks like it would be sticky if you touched it.
3. Kylie Jenner: March 2017
When millions of impoverished Irish made the treacherous trans-Atlantic journey to America in the 19th century, they promised their starving children a future full of shamrock pasties. True story.
4. Kylie Jenner: April 2017
If any woman under the age of 21 puts on that shirt and grabs her boob, Terry Richardson magically appears like Beetlejuice. Try it!
5. Kylie Jenner: May 2017
That looks like the worst bike-riding outfit in the world. Go pedal around in studded shorts and high-heeled boots for an hour and tell us how sexy you feel. We’ll wait.
6. Kylie Jenner: June 2017
Richardson included this pic on the off chance that there was anyone who wasn’t getting enough of a Lolita vibe from the others. There wasn’t.
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