Can you be an out-of-control, lecherous drunk and a decent father at the same time? Scott Disick is reportedly determined to find out.
The Lord has zero plans to stop partying, but sources close to him insist he’s still capable of keeping his s–t together around his kids.
An insider told People magazine this, for real.
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, absurd as he is and ridiculous as this sounds, is trying to juggle partying and being a father.
“He’s partying hard, but he is still good with the kids. He will stay sober around them,” the source said, instilling the utmost confidence.
“He’s definitely a bit out of it, no question.”
Fans familiar with Disick’s lifestyle no doubt recall his recent trip to Cannes, France, where he was spotted hooking up with Bella Thorne.
Despite reports that Scott dumped Thorne because she smells, the two are back together … not dating, but banging feverishly on occasion.
So it goes in the life of Lord D.
Disick has continued drinking and partying since returning to L.A., to the point where some friends fear he’s committing suicide via alcohol.
Over July 4 weekend, the 34-year-old kicked off the patriotic celebrations of all that is right with America by soaking himself silly in booze.
On Sunday, he and some friends arrived at Seaspice for lunch on a private yacht and invited a group of women to join him on his table.
An insider said of the crew, “They ordered multiple champagne parades, cocktails and food. His group spent a few thousand dollars.”
Pretty standard fare these days.
Ever since his breakup with longtime girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, Disick has been wayward, adrift in a sea of women and alcohol.
The parents of Mason, Penelope and Reign broke it off two years ago, but Scott reportedly felt they would get back together eventually.
Clearly, that didn’t happen.
Kourtney moved on with Justin Bieber (ugh) and most recently, with 23-year-old model Younes Bendjima, sending Scott into a tailspin.
All the same, even though Disick and Kardashian are no longer together, they communicate regularly for the sake of their three children.
The kids will be all sorts of confused some day, but hopefully by the time they can comprehend all of this, Scott will be a bit more stable.
As for Kourt’s relationship status, Kardashian and Bendjima are still a thing, kind of, but there are no strings and it’s as low-key as ever.
The couple actually went on a short break from their relationship, but that doesn’t mean it’s over either … just not a priority for Kourt.
“Since her Europe trip with Younes, Kourtney is laying low. She hasn’t seen Younes recently. She isn’t focused on dating,” a source said.
Kardashian and Bendjima first sparked dating rumors back in May when they were spotted having dinner in L.A. Scott was not happy.
One of Disick’s more epic benders came after he found out about Kourtney being seen with a new guy while he was overseas recently.
It is widely assumed that this was Younes.
The young model was later sighted in a luxury private villa in Cannes cuddling with the 38-year-old star, raising even more eyebrows.
Only time will tell how long this lasts, how Scott reacts, whether Disick suffers from liver disease, and so many other unanswered questions.
