Remember how, just about a month ago, Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran went on an extremely romantic vacation together in Jamaica?
What happened?
We don’t know everything that’s gone on between Farrah and Simon recently, but we do know one thing.
And that’s the fact that they are sincerely not getting along right now.
Shortly after they returned from their vacation, Farrah began filming for her new dating show, Single AF — which, you know, could be a clue that she was actually single.
However, Simon’s made several tweets about the show, and from what he’s been saying, Farrah’s just been taking advantage of the opportunity to make money.
Basically, she’s striking while the iron is hot — the iron being MTV’s interest in her — but not really looking for love.
Some people have been theorizing that all of their drama is completely manufactured, that they’re actually in a loving relationship, and their issues are just for show.
But thanks to their latest feud, we think it’s pretty safe to say that isn’t the case.
First of all, Simon’s been sharing some photos of himself cuddled up to a new lady, which seems like a pretty clear signal that he and Farrah are done.
He’s also announced the official premiere of his Teen Mom OG special, Being Simon — and he announced that this would be the last time we’d see him on television.
Then Farrah lovingly tweeted “FYI Simon is not in my life and really is hurt I moved on.”
“Free ride is over!” she added. “Stop talking about me if you’re over me lmao.”
Simon, in all of his maturity, responded with “Worst free ride ever!”, so you know things are really bad between them.
“Why are you trying to get attention,” she shot back, “you’re pathetic and I’m a great mother, professional, friend & women. Go STOP using me for money!”
He asked her what money she was referring to, and she told him he was “jealous” of her.
She also shared a text message exchange between them, one where Simon advised her to “Stop being a rude pig” and then sent her photos of a new Range Rover he’d purchased.
Because that is how two reasonable adults behave in a disagreement.
“Thanks 2 me you got your own ‘Being Simon’ special,” she told him. “Simon wants to be on TV so much! F-cking joke! Be thankful not hateful!”
What a great big mess, right?
And it’s only getting worse.
In case you missed it, on Monday night’s reunion special, Dr. Drew claimed that Simon wasn’t there because he’d demanded $ 250,000 from MTV to film it.
It’s a pretty outrageous claim — we’re sure Simon doesn’t earn that much for filming an entire season, let alone one special — and he didn’t appreciate it.
When someone asked him on Twitter if he’d really asked for that much money, he replied with “No you stupid whore I did not.”
But, oddly enough, he deleted that tweet, along with this next one that is actually pretty shocking:
“Farrah sees me happy with a beautiful woman and sends me a cease and desist letter! Lol wtf?”
So after he posted those photos with another lady, Farrah pulled one of her classic moves and had her lawyer fuss at him for no real reason?
Sounds about right.
Simon also deleted the tweet about the letter, along with one that read “I’d rather tell you the truth through my twitter, than her running to the media to make up lies.”
In some tweets that are still on his account, he verified that Dr. Drew’s claims that he asked for $ 250,000 to film the reunion show are “bullsh-t.”
He added that “I had real work related commitments. That’s why I didn’t come.”
As one of the very, very few Teen Mom cast members who works an actual job in addition to filming the show, it’s definitely possible.
But it’s also possible that both Simon and Farrah will say or do literally anything to get some attention.
So who knows what’s real?