We’re not totally sure, but we’re like 99% sure that Kim Zolciak’s presence could make literally any reality show better.
She’s just that ridiculous.
Throw her on Teen Mom: with her vast parenting experience, she could be a great mentor.
We’re sure she could teach the new Duggar generation a thing or two as well.
She seems like she could fit in with the Dance Moms crew perfectly well, and sometimes her lip injections could qualify her for Botched.
Hell, throw her on Alaskan Bush People, she’d do something entertaining.
The point is that Kim is just a gift of a reality show personality, and we know that because, back in the day, the folks at Bravo gave us the greatest gift of all by casting her on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
From 2008 to 2012, she graced our televisions with her presence on the show, before quitting to focus on her very own spin-off, Don’t Be Tardy.
But times are a-changin’ yet again …
Because Kim just announced that she’s coming back to the show that made her a star!
“FINALLLY!” she wrote in a very exciting Instagram post. “After many months of negotiations, I’m happy and excited to confirm that as of today my deal is done!”
“I’m coming to play with the ladies over at RHOA,” she continued. “However, since you all have made my OWN show such a huge success, I’ve decided to continue to carry that instead of carrying a peach!”
“Carrying a peach,” of course, is what the full-time cast members do in the opening credits.
“See you soon bitches!” Kim concluded her statement.
Well, she also added a bunch of hashtags, things like “CAN’T WAIT,” “2 Shows Same Network,” “Blessed,” “See U At Least Half The Season,” and “More Then A Friend Less Than Fulltime.”
So far, it seems like the majority of Real Housewives fans are excited about her return, if only for the drama it will bring.
Remember, NeNe Leakes is also returning for the new season, and she’s no stranger to reality show shenanigans, either.
Kim has been feuding with Kenya Moore, too, so there will be lots of drama to go around.
Even Aaron Carter is excited about the news — he took time from his current legal issues to tell her via Twitter “So glad you are back. Super blessed!”
It’s a beautiful example of the healing power of reality show trash in action.
Can’t wait for your triumphant return, Kim!
