Doesn’t it feel like it’s been ages now that we’ve been waiting on an engagement announcement from Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson?
Which is weird, considering they’re just now celebrating their one-year anniversary.
Usually, out in the real world, couples would just start getting comfortable with each other at this stage, and most people wouldn’t dream of expecting an engagement this soon.
But this is a Kardashian we’re talking about.
And Kardashians aren’t exactly known for living in the real world.
It especially makes sense that people are anxiously awaiting to hear of an engagement, considering Khloe’s romantic history.
Remember, she was married to Lamar Odom just about a month after meeting him.
On top of that, Khloe seems more comfortable and in love with Tristan than she has with any of the other guys she dated after Lamar.
Like, yeah, there may have been engagement rumors when she was with French Montana, but they were less like legitimate possibilities and more like nightmares.
Throw in the things she’s actually said about Tristan — she’s admitted that they’ve talked about getting married and starting a family, and she’s even said she’s not taking birth control — and for real, when are they going to make this official?
But judging by a little throwaway statement Khloe made in a new interview, it looks like there’s a chance a wedding is already in motion.
Because OK, you know how for the past several months now, Khloe’s worn what could very well be an engagement ring?
Even as early as March, she was spotted rocking a diamond ring on that very important finger.
Well, for this interview with Extra, she was wearing such a ring, and she was asked if it was a “hint.”
“No,” she answered. “There’s a ring on both fingers so, ya know, just to keep you guys guessing, you never know.”
One, it’s unspeakably rude to be so vague while responding to such an important question.
Two, though she did begin her answer with “no,” she didn’t actually say “no, I’m not engaged.”
Three … come on, Khloe.
This whole entire family’s entire existence is about living their lives in front of us all, how is she going to be engaged without telling anyone?
Kim worked through the trauma of being robbed at gunpoint on camera, Kris dealt with the pain of ending a marriage that lasted over two decades on camera.
Is this girl seriously trying to hide something as innocent as an engagement?
Do better, Khloe.
You owe us that much.