It’s pretty clear at this point that Cardi B doesn’t entirely understand how the government works.
Remember this Instagram video of the rapper going off on Uncle Sam in regard to the use of her tax dollars?
But while Cardi B may be confused when it comes to the Federal Reserve, she is very clear and straightforward when it comes to the person sitting in the Oval Office.
“Every artist has explained how harmful he is,” the artist says in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, referring, of course, to Donald Trump and then adding in more detail:
“He has made divisions in this country – he almost made a crazy civil war between the blacks and the whites. He has proven himself to be a madman so many times, and proven himself to be disrespectful to women, and that still hasn’t gotten him impeached.
“Clinton got impeached for cheating on his wife, and it’s so clear that this nigga has sex with so many porn stars, and he’s just been shown to be a dickhead, and it’s like, ‘Nope.’”
Well… okay then!
Tell us how you really feel, Cardi B.
This isn’t the first time the superstar has made vocal her unfiltered opinion on the President; she previously called him “soo disgusting” for calling Nigeria a “sh-thole.”
Cardi B, of course, is as outspoken as it gets in Hollywood.
She admitted in April that she considered aborting her impending child and she even described the position in which Offset knocked her up.
The rapper also went in a number of directions in this magazine feature, another of which was political.
Where does she stand on the topic of gun control?
“God forbid, the government tries to take us over, and we can’t defend ourselves because we don’t have no weapons,” she said, elaborating on this strange point:
“How do you think American colonizers went to Africa and it was so easy for them to get those people? Because they had guns. No matter what weapon you have, you can’t beat a gun.
“They have weapons like nuclear bombs that we don’t have. So imagine us not having any weapons at all.”
(Just a quick note here: IF the government somehow ever decided to take over the lives of its citizens, the guns legally available at the moment won’t exactly do a gosh darn thing.)
But forget Trump and guns for a second.
Let’s have a little more fun, shall we?
Sort of like what Cardi B wants to do at a certain party in the near future.
“I want a lit baby shower,” Cardi told the publication.
“My baby shower’s not starting at no 5:00. My shit is going to start at 9 p.m. because that’s how I celebrate, that’s how Caribbean people celebrate.
“I don’t like baby showers that be at 5 p.m. in the backyard, eating, cooking hors d’oeuvres. Nah. Shit, I might even drink some red wine. Red wine’s healthy, right?”
Not when you are pregnant, no.
Offset – to whom Cardi may or may not be engaged, but with whom she is definitely having a kid – already has three children from three previous relationships … but Cardi DGAF about that, people.
“People want to make fun of me, saying I’m the fourth baby mom,” she says here. “[But] I know I’m not having a baby with a shitty-ass man.”
The singer has confessed in the past that this pregnancy wasn’t planned and that she had her doubts at first.
“A lot of successful women have kids, and a lot of successful artists have kids, but not at the peak of their career,” she said of her own thought process.
Hence the abortion consideration.
But she’s moved past that hesitation and is now excited to embrace motherhood.
Cardi B told Rolling Stone that she wants to have her daughter with her everywhere she goes after giving birth.
“Only time I don’t have my baby with me is when I’m getting my hair done, makeup done, performing,” she explained.
“I don’t want to miss one second. I don’t want to miss no smiles, I don’t want to miss no new movement, I don’t want the baby to confuse me and the babysitter.”
Seriously, we can’t wait to see Cardi B as a parent.
It’s gonna be… lit.