Kailyn Lowry … the girl"s love life isn"t boring, we"ll say that much!
She always seems to find herself involved in some sort of drama or another, whether it"s with exes, or — no, come to think of it, it"s pretty much all drama with exes.
Although she and Jo Rivera, the father of her first son, Isaac, are on good terms and have been for a while, we can"t say the same for her relationship with Javi Marroquin, the father of her second child.
After countless cheating accusations, a trip to Marriage Boot Camp, and just so many hurtful words and actions in general, Kailyn and Javi"s divorce was finalized in late 2016, right around the time she got pregnant by Chris Lopez.
We"re still not sure exactly what happened there, but it seems like Chris was a friend from college who she was occasionally hooking up with, and obviously they weren"t too careful with birth control, and that"s how little Lux came to be.
We do know that she was never in a relationship with Chris in the same way she was with Jo or Javi, and that Chris had another girlfriend throughout most or all of her pregnancy.
She"s accused him several times of being a deadbeat dad, and he"s denied those accusations, but since he refuses to appear on Teen Mom 2 and since he"s not out there doing interviews or anything, we really don"t know the specifics.
All we know for sure is that whatever went down between Kailyn and Chris was very, very bad.
And in this new sneak peek for this week"s episode, she says it was bad enough to turn her off of men altogether.
In the clip, Kailyn"s with her podcast crew, getting ready to record an episode, so they"re talking about possible topics for discussion.
Her co-host, Lindsie Chrisley, suggests they talk about freezing eggs, but Kail has a different idea in mind.
"Truthfully, Lindsie, I"m gonna be honest with you, like I wanna talk about how I wanna bleach my asshole," she says. "I wanna talk about that."
Whatever floats your boat, girl.
Another friend asks what the point of such a procedure would be, and Kailyn explains that "I would want it to look clean if I were having sexual relations with someone."
Fair enough.
Another possible topic would be dating, but she says that"s "too complicated," and knowing what we know now, about how she hooked up with Javi for a little bit and also dated her friend Dom, that seems accurate.
Someone asks if she was looking for a girl or a guy, and she says that she doesn"t have a preference, but "I feel like a girl would get me more, like they have more patience."
"But," she adds, "I also compare everybody to Chris, and right now, every guy is like Chris, like, I want nothing to do with you."
It"s not like that relationship somehow changed her sexual orientation though — she"s always been open about being bisexual, and she had dated women before him.
But after having been with him, she says "I just want to stay far away from men."
Again, fair enough.
Her hookup with Javi happened after the conversation would have taken place, so obviously she"s not swearing off the entire gender, but if she wants to be a little more cautious about who she dates, more power to her.
Watch Kailyn explain her feelings about men (and about her butthole!) in the video below:
