A lot of times in the Teen Mom universe, when it rains, it pours.
Which is to say that when it comes to this delightfully trashy reality show, when the drama happens, it really happens.
And just in case you’re not picking up what we’re putting down right now, we’re saying there’s a great big mess going on right now.
OK, so let’s see … right now, we have the divorce rumors about Jenelle Evans and David Eason, the worrisome lack of updates on Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer.
Tyler Baltierra has been scaring us all with his depressing poetry, we can’t forget that.
Then we have the situation with Kailyn Lowry, Javi Marroquin, and Briana DeJesus.
And it’s a pretty big situation.
As you know, Javi and Briana dated for a few months around the end of last year — about a year after Kailyn and Javi’s divorce was finalized.
There was a little confusion in the beginning of Briana’s thing with Javi, and that led to some intense feuding between Briana and Kailyn.
Kailyn didn’t think that Briana should have been dating him in the first place because they work together, Briana didn’t appreciate Kailyn trying to get in her business.
It was a lot.
They’ve been bickering for months, but things got physical a couple of weeks ago at the filming of the Teen Mom 2 reunion show.
Or, well, they almost did — when Kailyn propositioned Briana for a fight the first time, there were tons of security guards around so it didn’t make sense.
Then when Briana tried to rush the stage to attack Kailyn, she tripped and fell before being restrained.
We heard her sister, Brittany, did manage to get in a little bit of hair-pulling, but that’s about it.
It’s kind of weird that the two ladies are still in such a bad place when Javi isn’t even dating either of them anymore, right?
But then again, we know now that Javi tried to get back with Kailyn after splitting with Briana, so maybe things are even messier than we realize.
Considering that Javi impregnated another girl, Lauren Comeau, approximately three seconds after dropping things with them, that’s a distinct possibility.
Yep, so Javi and Briana broke up in January, he and Kailyn did some stuff shortly after that, he officially got with Lauren in March, and now she’s pregnant and already has a visible bump.
Like we said, this is a lot.
And we’re not even to the new story yet!
See, right now a whole, whole lot of people are thinking that Briana might actually be pregnant with her third child.
Last week, she tweeted “My life literally just took a turn just now and I’m like uhhhhhhhh what now.”
She then added “And no I’m not pregnant lol,” but you know nobody believes her.
“Preggers,” one of her followers insisted.
Another told her “Girl your uterus hasn’t even snapped back from the last kid yet,” which, honestly, is accurate.
And then someone joked “Javi having 2 babies now” … and can you imagine?!
Is there any concrete evidence that Briana is pregnant with Javi’s baby?
No.
But are these people ridiculous enough that she could be pregnant with his baby?
Absolutely, no doubt about it.
We’ll keep an eye on Briana to see if she reveals what it is that caused her her life to take such a turn, and on Javi, just in case he has another maternity photo shoot up his sleeve.
In the meantime … what else could she mean with that cryptic little message?