Rob Kardashian Makes Baffling Weight Loss Vow: I WILL Lose These Pregnancy Pounds!

Shortly after he started dating Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian lost a lot of weight.

After years of reclusive, erratic and generally unhealthy behavior, many took the slimming-down as an indication that Blac was having a positive impact on Rob.

Unfortunately, as anyone who’s ever dieted knows, losing weight is one thing and keeping it off is quite another.

In recent months, Rob has packed on the pounds again.

Fortunately, he has an excuse.

Unfortunately, it makes no damn sense whatsoever.

On Instagram yesterday, Rob shared side-by-side photos of himself and Chyna:

He captioned the pics:

“Oh yeah we snapping back lol,,, baby will be here in 4 weeks and I’m done with carrying this pregnancy weight.

“Me and my baby gonna be righttttttt,,, MOTIVATION TIME!! We almost there Chy FAAAAACK Chy looks so bomb here aghhhh.”

Uh … is Rob really blaming Blac’s pregnancy for the fact that he gained weight?

Someone really needs to sit this guy down and explain the basics of human biology.

We understand he might have been saying that he packed on some “sympathy” pounds, which is an excuse commonly used by men who use their wives or girlfriends pregnancies as excuses to put cheese on everything.

But it’s hardly the same thing, and Rob equating his own need to lose weight with Chyna’s is evidence that despite all his sympathy eating, he hasn’t learned a whole lot about empathy.

It’s also evidence that the dude has no idea what’s in store for him.

Rob is about to become a father and apparently he thinks that’ll be the ideal time to re-focus on his health.

Granted, Rob will almost certainly be enjoying the luxury of an army of nannies, but even so, what is it that makes him think it’ll be easier to lose weight in four weeks than it would be right now?

If you want to hear a hearty, bitter laugh, go find yourself a new parent and say, “Hey, with all the time you have on your hands these days, now would be the perfect time to start dieting!”

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos

Of course, if Rob goes through with plans to name his daughter Kym, he may actually find himself in an ideal position to lose weight./

But only because he’ll be in a coma due to the fact that the original Kim has beaten him half to death,

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Rob Kardashian Makes Baffling Weight Loss Vow: I WILL Lose These Pregnancy Pounds!

Shortly after he started dating Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian lost a lot of weight.

After years of reclusive, erratic and generally unhealthy behavior, many took the slimming-down as an indication that Blac was having a positive impact on Rob.

Unfortunately, as anyone who’s ever dieted knows, losing weight is one thing and keeping it off is quite another.

In recent months, Rob has packed on the pounds again.

Fortunately, he has an excuse.

Unfortunately, it makes no damn sense whatsoever.

On Instagram yesterday, Rob shared side-by-side photos of himself and Chyna:

He captioned the pics:

“Oh yeah we snapping back lol,,, baby will be here in 4 weeks and I’m done with carrying this pregnancy weight.

“Me and my baby gonna be righttttttt,,, MOTIVATION TIME!! We almost there Chy FAAAAACK Chy looks so bomb here aghhhh.”

Uh … is Rob really blaming Blac’s pregnancy for the fact that he gained weight?

Someone really needs to sit this guy down and explain the basics of human biology.

We understand he might have been saying that he packed on some “sympathy” pounds, which is an excuse commonly used by men who use their wives or girlfriends pregnancies as excuses to put cheese on everything.

But it’s hardly the same thing, and Rob equating his own need to lose weight with Chyna’s is evidence that despite all his sympathy eating, he hasn’t learned a whole lot about empathy.

It’s also evidence that the dude has no idea what’s in store for him.

Rob is about to become a father and apparently he thinks that’ll be the ideal time to re-focus on his health.

Granted, Rob will almost certainly be enjoying the luxury of an army of nannies, but even so, what is it that makes him think it’ll be easier to lose weight in four weeks than it would be right now?

If you want to hear a hearty, bitter laugh, go find yourself a new parent and say, “Hey, with all the time you have on your hands these days, now would be the perfect time to start dieting!”

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos

Of course, if Rob goes through with plans to name his daughter Kym, he may actually find himself in an ideal position to lose weight./

But only because he’ll be in a coma due to the fact that the original Kim has beaten him half to death,

ReadMore…

Kylie Jenner Hypes New Lip Gloss with Baffling Music Video

Kylie Jenner is adding a new lineup of products to the Kylie Jenner Lip Kit.

This in and of itself is nothing new.

But this most definitely is: the 18-year old has released a music video in promotion of these additions.

Yes, an actual music video.

In a puzzling piece of footage, Jenner drives down a dirt road in her Rolls Royce while rocking a Louis Vuitton scarf.

She then pulls up on front a motel, where some type of trade is taking place.

Kylie proceeds to whip out her new baby pink lip gloss, which prompts her friends to stage a raid that involves punching and many dollars bills.

This squad then flees with the cash, jumping into a getaway car with Kylie, and we’re left to wonder what’s to come.

We"re not making any of this up, people.

The video concludes with the women getting arrested, posing in a police lineup.

Colin Tilley directed the video, but sources tell TMZ that Kylie came up with the concept and was a producer on the shoot, likely receiving some help from boyfriend Tyga.

The three new shades, which are available now, are called “Like” (light brown), “Literally” (mauve-y beige) and “So Cute” (pale pink). Each of these words/phrases pops up at one point during the video.

See it for yourself: