Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment.
Or television career.
Or singing career.
Or modeling career.
Heck, you may not have even seen the words “Lindsay Lohan” and “career” or “success” in the same sentence since approximately 2009.
But the former actress and constant lightening rod for trouble sat down with Wendy Williams on Friday and said she’s actually very busy.
With what, you may be wondering? Well….
“I’m discussing designing my own island in Dubai at the World Islands,” Lohan said with a straight face, adding that it will be called “Lohan Island” and then joking:
“I’m out Trump-ing Trump with the name Lohan.”
Oh, God.
Is Lindsay Lohan going to run for President in 2020?
She is, isn’t she?
And she’s going to win, isn’t she?
Elsewhere in interview, the woman who thinks we’re too mean to Donald Trump opened up about her family, her relationship status and her life in Dubai.
Oh, and about that Mean Girls sequel chatter?
Here’s a rundown of other topics the island architect touched on with Williams:
Why did she get into so much trouble back in the day?
I think everybody has their own path in life. We all go through ups and downs in life.
Being in public, a lot of pressure was on a lot. I didn’t know how to have a private life because I was too young, running around too much and surrounding myself with people I probably shouldn’t have been around, there for the lifestyle.
I wouldn’t blame anyone for anything in my life.
Does she blame her parents for any of her issues?
In life, parents have their things together and sometimes the children are immersed in it and you really have to step back and let your parents do what they do and figure everything out for themselves.
We all have a great relationship now, so it’s nice,” she added, “it’s much simpler that way.
Is she a lesbian?
No, I like men.
Is she dating right now?
I don’t have a man. I don’t want to date anyone right now. I’m in work mode, I like it. I have great girlfriends, people around me, my family. Relationships, I’ve had enough of them.
I don’t think, especially in LA you’re always around other actors, and I like being OK with me. When it happens, it’ll happen.
Aside from being “stalker-ish” when it comes to making a new Mean Girls, what else is she doing?
I really threw myself into working with a lot of children and refugees overseas. I’m going back to Turkey to see them soon.
I feel like there’s a lot of love I have to give to children that don’t have anyone and that have lost their parents and don’t have a lot of love and hope in their life.
What’s the biggest misconception about her?
It is frustrating to me when people always say those partying days and stuff. I was never really a partier. Just because I was seen out at clubs, made some mistakes, they didn’t take the best shots of me.
I don’t like to bring up and rehash the past.
How does she feel about the future?
Whenever people bring up past things I experiences and gone through, like jail, working at the morgue, which is actually really traumatizing stuff.
But then it distracts from actually, maybe meeting with people to do Batgirl, doing a Mean Girls 2,’it really distracts people and they only think about the negative.
It sounds like Lohan has a solid head on her shoulders these days.
That may very well change by the time you read this.
But we really do wish the best to Lohan.
She’s been through enough. We’re sick of writing about her troubles and we hope they’re behind her.
We’d also totally vacation on Lohan Island, wouldn’t you?