Remember back when Scott Disick was caught in bed with Kendall Jenner?
Only it was a staged photo? An April Fool’s Day prank?
Not everyone is laughing now.
That’s because Disick appears to be in a semi-serious relationship with Christine Burke, a young model who bears an eerie resemblance to Kendall.
Rumors of the two hooking up first circulated in March, with talk of Disick and Burke actually living together grew strong just a few days later.
We can’t confirm or deny that Disick is now residing with Burke.
But we can definitely confirm that his tongue was residing inside Burke’s mouth during an outing this week in Cannes!
Disick is in the South of France to attend parties in honor of the Cannes Film Festival.
On May 15, paparazzi members snapped pictures of the 32-year old and his 20-year old companion seemingly very hot and heavy aboard a fancy boat.
You can visit Us Weekly to see Disick lying on top of Burke, thrusting away while clothed; and also to see Burke grabbing Disick’s hand a another point in the evening.
Disick, of course, split from Kourtney Kardashian last July amidst chatter that he cheated on her.
He tried very hard for a number of months afterward to win Kourtney back, but we’ve heard very little about any sort of romantic reconciliation possibilities in 2016.
And Disick hasn’t been just sitting around, waiting for Kardashian to make up her mind, either.
He’s got something going on with Burke and he’s also been spotted getting to first base with someone named Megan Blake Irwin.
What is the appeal of Scott Disick to these women? We may never know.
Send in your theories and try not to lose your lunch over Disick below.
