Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: ELOPING Due to Family Wedding Drama?

Let’s see, what’s going on with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth this week?

Is Miley pregnant with Liam’s baby? Nope, she must’ve just been bloated a few weeks ago.

Did Liam dump Miley over dog poop? Nah, guess she scrubbed it up or diapered her canines.

Ah, here we are: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might be eloping!

Awesome! A new angle!

As you may be aware, the prevailing rumor is that the couple have been planning a summer wedding in Australia, even though Liam told a reporter he was not engaged back in April.

But apparently all the crazy wedding planning is turning every member of the Cyrus-Hemsworth clan into a bunch of zillas, according to Life & Style.

In fact, it’s become a knock-down, drag-out battle between the future in-laws.

“Miley and Liam’s parents were always respectful and civil with each other until they started wedding planning,” a source told the publication.

“Now it’s become an all-out war.”

The Aussies and the Yanks are bickering over everything from the number of guests to having Billy Ray Cyrus officiate the wedding.

We heard Billy Ray was even growing his mullet back out for the occasion, so you can imagine his outrage.

All the family strife is really getting to Miley – so much so that she’s willing to just call off the entire shindig and do it quick-and-dirty like.

“Miley got so sick over the family war that she hasn’t been eating,” the source added.

“The whole situation is making her want to just elope with Liam.”

Miley Cyrus getting hitched by an overweight Elvis impersonator in Vegas? That sounds about right.

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Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna: ELOPING in Las Vegas??

Since they first started dating in January, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have moved their relationship forward at warp speed, so it’s no surprise to hear that the two have been considering a quickie marriage in Vegas.

Blac is several months along in her pregnancy, and the pair reportedly talked about getting hitched before the baby was born.

“Rob & Blac have had the discussion quite a bit on if they should just go to Vegas, get married and have a bigger thing down the line before the baby,” a source tells HollywoodLife.

It’s hard to imagine Chyna settling for a subdued ceremony. 

More fitting would be a full-blown sponsored production to rival the “fairy tale” wedding Rob’s sister Kim had when she married Kris Humphries.

But then again, look how that turned out.

However, after some back and forth over a Vegas vow exchange, the two decided against the plan.

“The current consensus is to have the wedding after the baby,” the source added.

“They want to be in the best shape they can be in for the big day and they also want to know that their child is in the world when they get married.”

In the time they’ve been together, Chyna has helped Rob lose more than 50 pounds, and it sounds as though he wants to continue on his weight loss path.

Chyna, on the other hand, recently announced that she’s gained 20 pounds since becoming pregnant.

She also had to fend off fat-shamers who actually criticized her weight gain.

“To all you people out there with negative comments and insecure words (obviously because you have nothing else to do but criticize the next), I AM HAVING A BABY!” she wrote in a social media post.

“Exactly what do you expect to see?!” she continued.

Good question. But we do expect to see one spectacle of a wedding, and over here at THG we’re hoping like hell it’ll be televised.

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