Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: A Literal Family Feud

This season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has featured one very prominent feud between family members.

Loyal viewers have watched as Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian have teamed up and tried to bring down Kourtney Kardashian due to her lack of committment to hanging with her siblings.

On Sunday night, however, a different kind of family feud broke out.

A literal family feud broke out.

Because these same siblings and their loved ones were featured on… you guessed it by now probably… FAMILY FEUD!

The game show!

All did not go smoothly leading up to this special appearance, however, as Kris Jenner discovered that the family’s opponent, Paris Hilton and her relatives, had dropped out just 24 hours prior to taping.

Talk about a major crisis!

Why not Kanye West and his family, Kim suggested quickly, almost as if this had been the scripted plan all along?

So it was then decided: Kanye, Kim and his cousins would take on Kris, Khloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and their cousin Cici Bussey.

Due to the uneven numbers, Jonathan Cheban was asked by Kim fly out from Miami at 4 a.m. to participate on Kris and Khloe’s squad.

There was just one problem wth this plan, Khloe pointed out:

“Love Jonathan and all but he’s not a Kardashian.”

Others agreed and, therefore, on the day of the taping, a suggestion was floating for Kris Jenner’s mom, Mary Jo, to take Jonathan’s spot on the show.

“Jonathan should not be on our team,” Khloe said, to which an annoyed Kim shot back:

“How do I break the news to Jonathan that he’s not gonna play, and he just got on a plane at the drop of a dime.”

(Editor’s Note: This may, literally, have been the biggest First World Problem of all-time.)

Could Cheban just go on Kim and Kanye’s team?

“Jonathan’s a big boy … I’m not going to kick one of my family [members] off TV,” the rapper replied. “It’s their first time on TV.”

“Jonathan gets on TV all the time.”

To conclude this enthralling debate, host Steve Harvey stepped in said producers could put Kris and MJ on the same mic and have an uneven number of teammates.

Upon losing against her own family, Kim directed the blame right at Kanye’s cousins, saying:

“Kanye’s cousins sunk it for us, not gonna lie.”

Elsewhere, Kourtney and Scott Disick went at it.

HARD.

The former was angry about the latter introducing his young girlfriend, Sofia Richie, to the ex-couple’s three children.

“So last night we got home, the kids were there. So, of course, they met my girlfriend,” Scott told her simply.

Kris then appeared to take Scott’s side.

“I don’t understand why she can introduce her boyfriend to the kids but you can’t introduce your girlfriend,” she told him.

The latest disagreement between these exes featured Scott accusing Kourtney of being “overly controlling.”

This is a word she REALLY hates being used against her. The mother of three defended herself as follows:

“We have rules. Kids need rules. It’s not hard.”

In a confessional, Kourtney added that being controlling or not has nothing to do with the situation.

“He gets everyone on his side and tries to play the victim,” she explained.

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In the end, Scott did apologize for not giving Kourtney a heads up about the meeting between Mason, Reign, Penelope and Sofia.

As a result, the episode’s second feud came to a rather quiet conclusion.

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Scott Disick: Partying to Literal Death?

Don’t let the photos fool you, people.

Yes, Scott Disick has been spotted in Miami this week, cuddling up to multiple bikini-clad women and seemingly having the time of his scandalous life.

But a new report suggests that Disick isn’t really happy. He isn’t really in a good place right now.

He’s actually on the verge of… death. YIKES!

First, a quick refresher:

Disick spent a few days last week in Costa Rica with Kourtney Kardashian, his kids and other members of the Kardashian family.

According to Radar Online, he showed up on this vacation “with the intention of making everything between with Kourtney,” considering the roller coaster nature of their relationship.

Every other day of late, it has seemed as if we’re hearing contrasting rumors over the two being back together… being broken up… or even expecting a fourth child.

“When he arrived, he was already drunk and reeking like booze,” an insider tells Radar of Disick.

This source goes on to say that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian believed Disick to be “so spun out” that they actually grabbed the keys to his hotel room.

And what they found led to the epic fight that prompted Scott to board a flight to Miami.

“When Kris and Kim went into his room, there was some random chick in there and the room was filled with booze and other signs of a party,” Radar write, adding:

“Kris told him that she could not believe that he would do this on their family vacation. Scott basically told Kris that she could go f-ck herself!”

Wow. Talk about a lot of drama!

“Scott packed up his stuff after getting into a screaming match with Kris and Kim and security was called to escort him out,” this report alleges.

“He got onto a plane and they haven’t spoken to him since!”

But they’ve certainly heard all about him by this point.

Multiple outlets have posted stories about his exploits with the opposite sex in Florida, although both E! News and Entertainment Tonight say Kourtney is fine with anything Disick does.

“They were never back on,” a friend tells E! News, countering talk that Disick and Kardashian were back together at various points in the last year and adding:

“They don’t even live together.”

They do pose for many photos together, however. To wit:

Still, even if Kourtney is cool with Disick slipping it to whatever women he do desires, that doesn’t mean she and her loved ones aren’t concerned about Scott right now.

He may cause them distress.

But they still care about the guy.

“Scott is really tempting fate right now and he knows this,” the source tells Radar.

“Sadly, it seems like is only a matter of time before his actions catch up with him and friends fear if he keeps going like this he will end up dead.”

Disick has been a known party animal ever since he met Kourtney.

She finally broke up with his sorry rear end in the summer of 2015 after he spent more time drinking with an ex-girlfriend in France than he spent with his family.

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We thought the two might make up at some point and even get married someday.

But that’s looking less and less likely.

At this point, we just hope Disick doesn’t die any time too soon.

We aren’t huge fans of the guy, but he does have three little kids who call him “Daddy.” They deserve to grow up with two parents.

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