Stassi Schroeder: Patrick Meagher Dumped Me On Our Anniversary!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know that Stassi Schroeder spent much of the most recent season coping with the emotional fallout from her breakup with Patrick Meagher.

The split seemed to take a serious toll on Stassi, who only began to move on and re-enter the dating pool in the season’s final episodes.

So it came as a huge surprise to many fans when Stassi announced that she and Patrick had reconciled, and he would be joining the cast of Vanderpump for the show’s sixth season.

Sadly, it was somewhat less shocking when Stassi tweeted over the weekend that she and Meagher had called it quits yet again.

Specifically, Stassi revealed that Meagher broke up with her on their anniversary, just days after she booked a celebratory vacation.

“Broken up with on our anniversary after I planned a trip for us to Mexico,” Schroeder tweeted.

“Call me Carrie Bradshaw. @rachaelnobrien you’re coming w me now,” she added.

It’s encouraging that Stassi hasn’t lost her sense of humor (and that she’s planning on taking the trip with her BFF now), but her pain is evident in her latest social media posts.

Stassi posted a video on Snapchat in which she implored fans to “be nice” and keep any negative reactions to her breakup to themselves.

“If I see one more comment saying you were rooting for us guys, I’m going to lose my s–t. Please be supportive or don’t say anything,” she told her followers.

On Instagram, Stassi kept up the references to the scene in the first Sex and the City movie in which Carrie heads south of the border and lapses into a “Mexicoma” after being left at the altar.

Stassi posted a photo of Carrie going off on Mr. Big, along with a caption reading:

“Currently…. @rachaelnobrien, will you accompany me to Mexico, close the shades & feed me oatmeal on the trip I planned? If I see any [love]  s–t, I may die.”

It appears Schroeder was completely blindsided by the news, as less than a week ago, she was posting loved-up photos of herself and Meagher.

The above image was tweeted by Stassi on August 7, along with a caption reading:

“I let him have his 15 minutes ;)”

She certainly did.

No word yet on whether or not Stassi’s relationship drama will make it into Vanderpump Season 6, which recently wrapped filming.

Whatever the case, she certainly won’t be alone amongst her castmates on Tinder.

Sources close to the show say Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright have broken up, and it’s been widely reported that Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney are headed for divorce.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught on all the gloriously messy drama.

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Stassi Schroeder and Patrick Meagher: Back Together, Despite Dramatic History!

Vanderpump Rules might not be the only Real Housewives spin-off, but it’s easily one of the most popular and most talked about.

One of the show’s key sources of drama for the series is Stassi Schroeder, whose ridiculous exploits frustrate Lisa Vanderpump but entertain viewers to no end.

And now Stassi’s back together with Patrick Meagher — which she confirmed last month on Instagram. We’ve been so distracted by the feuding coming out of that show that we hardly noticed, but let’s take a quick look through Stassi’s wild history of antics, okay?

Stassi’s been a fixture on the show from the very first season, when she had an on-again, off-again relationship with Jax Taylor.

(Who, by the way, has the name of a sexy space pirate but whose personality is neither sexy nor cool)

During that whole on-again, off-again business with Jax, Stassi eventually revealed that she didn’t quite wait until they were through before she started things with Frank Herlihy.

Though, to her credit, she did reveal it herself rather than having it exposed.

Not so much to her credit … she revealed it on the “Secrets Revealed” episode, so we feel like it was more about show business.

Frank Herlihy, it turned out, was a major creep.

Well, we can’t conclusively prove that it was Frank Herlihy who recorded and planned to sell Stassi Schroeder’s masturbation tape, but he’s the only one who fit the narrative.

You see, many, many people use Skype or FaceTime or similar programs to communicate with loved ones over great distances.

They make devices specifically designed for you to communicate with pets this way while you’re on vacation, which is so good and pure.

But obviously a lot of long-distance couples do sexy things on camera for each other. 

That’s pretty standard.

What’s less standard is one of them secretly recording the other and shopping the video around to prospective buyers.

This was the situation that Stassi was lamenting.

And while, to be clear, it sounds like Stassi was 100% the victim in that scenario, it was definitely part of the drama that follows her storyline.

It was Lisa Vanderpump herself who stepped in and saved the day by paying off the douche to not release the tape.

His price? 

$ 900

He was willing to throw her under the bus for what might be a month’s rent for somebody.

The last time that Stassi dated Patrick Meagher, it ended.

And right afterwards, she posed for a nude photoshoot.

To be clear, a nude photoshoot — unless it takes place in somebody’s nightmare basement — is always going to be more tasteful than a private video that so prominently features her genitals.

(As her sex tape was reported to)

So, questions of taste aside, it’s not like she was upset about the video and decided to replicate it for the world anyway.

Still … given her recent history, some “fans” on Twitter did not react well.

In fact, the backlash that she received prompted her to tweet out that she was suicidal.

That’s tragic and all too common, even among TV personalities.

Though some accused her of tweeting that just in the hopes of silencing criticism.

Of course, she’d watched her parents divorce — which can have a profound impact on people as they grow up.

Stassi’d also watched her parents remarry and divorce again — she said that it was almost like watching it on television.

That speaks to an unhealthy level of detachment.

It also might explain some of the issues that she’s had, in relationships and otherwise.

It’s easy for children of divorce to be disenchanted with love and relationships.

So hopefully … maybe ,,, this time around with Patrick Meagher will go a little better.

Anyone can have personal growth that leads them to fulfilment and happiness.

Even reality stars.

Even if it these two aren’t meant to last, their antics should make for some entertaining television.

It’s a win-win.

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