Kailyn Lowry Ditches Dreadlocks, Fans Breathe Sigh of Relief

Yesterday, photos of Kailyn Lowry sporting dreadlocks elicited…let’s say mixed reactions from her fan base.

Okay, we were just being nice. Aside from a handful of diehard Teen Mom 2 fans who were just desperate for a re-tweet from Kailyn, no one had anything good to say about the dreads. Fortunately, the girl knows how to take criticism:

Kailyn posted the above photo today as a way of assuring fans she’s returned to the hairstyle they know and have no strong feelings about.

She confusingly explained her reasoning with a 50 Cent lyric, writing, They Told Me Switch The Style Up & If They Hate Then Let Them Hate & Watch The Money Pile Up.”

Wouldn’t letting them hate mean keeping the dreads? And what does any of this have to do with her bank account?

Anyway, some fans interpreted the hairstyle as a cry for help and posted concerned tweets about Kailyn going off the rails.

We guess those people can breathe easy now. They also should consider no longer reading so much into people’s hairstyles.

Sadly, there’s still reason to believe that Kailyn has separated from her husband, and she’s very likely going though a difficult time, but hey – at least her hair looks better!

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to continue putting your armchair psychoanalyst skills to the test.

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June Shannon Has Stopped Having Sex, World Breathes Sigh of Relief

If you"re feeling a bit down in the dumps about the state of our world this week, you"re certainly not alone.

That"s why we"re bring you this reminder that things could always be much, much worse.

For example, "Mama June" Shannon could still have a TV show.

As you may recall (congrats if you managed to block it out), Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled last year after the world learned that Shannon was dating a man who was convicted of molesting one of her daughters.

Yeah, TLC sure knows how to pick "em.

Anyway, if you watch Marriage Boot Camp online, you know that Mama June and Sugar Bear are temporarily back in the spotlight, and they"re just as trashily dysfunctional as ever.

In the clip below we see June and SB participating in one of those dumb couples counseling reality show experiments in which they live in a house decorated with quotes of random crap that they"ve said to one another in the past.

One of those quotes is "We never have sex anymore," and as proof that there"s still good in the world, June confirms that that"s absolutely true.

It"s fantastic news, as it means that June won"t be bringing more children into the world just to horribly mistreat them.

Watch the clip below for confirmation of this mini-miracle.