Remember when Lindsay Lohan teased an epic reunion with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? It gave us all flashbacks of simpler times, when Paris Hilton’s squad ruled the party scenes.
Paris Hilton saw what we craved, and she’s giving it to us. And by “it,” we mean a series of throwback photos from the good ol’ days, captioned: “Good Times in Ibiza with @KimKardashian & @CarolineDamore #GirlsTrip2006.”
Remember when Kim Kardashian followed Paris around everywhere? You’re about to.
Remember back when Paris Hilton was kind of a party monster (in a good way)?
That’s the Paris Hilton that the world first got to know.
That was before we all learned that she can act and sing.
(“Nothing In This World” remains one of our top 100 favorite songs of all time, no questions)
It was also before most of us knew about her business acumen.
More people know these days simply because people have pointed out that she’s grown her inherited wealth at a greater rate than “great businessman” Donald Trump.
She’s also never, to our knowledge, bankrupted a casino. There’s an interesting contrast.
But as different as Paris’ life is these days, Kim’s life is almost unrecognizably different.
Like, sure, she was semi-famous at the time and she was already from a rich family.
But this was 2006, before she was a household name.
Before she was a brand.
And, obviously, before she was a wife and mother.
It’s amazing to think that Kim used to be someone that people had to read a photo’s captions to identify, because she was always with Paris Hilton.
Most of the photos that Paris shared also feature Caroline D’Amore, who is also stunningly beautiful.
Caroline D’Amore hasn’t made nearly as big of a splash as either of her former buddies.
But you know what? The reality television life isn’t for everyone.
And neither is the omnipresent media circus that comes with it.
The last time that we talked about Caroline D’Amore was in, like, 2009.
And it was about Kim’s breakup with Reggie Bush.
These days, D’Amore is a DJ, actress, songwriter, and former model.
But it’s not hard to see why she was into modeling.
She is every bit as gorgeous as Paris and Kim.
Some throwbacks double as thirst traps, right?
All three of these women have done their share of modeling, though it looks like Caroline has left that life behind.
Paris still does tons of promotions, of course.
And Kim still models sometimes, but unlike little sister Kendall, she mostly just advertises her own stuff these days.
But oh goodness, these three are beautiful and probably had a lot of fun in Ibiza.
Though, given their dispositions — including Paris, who famously dislikes casual sex — probably not as much fun as people would like to imagine.
But you don’t need sex to enjoy cruising around and being rich, right?
Just a reminder that Kim, like basically her whole family, is super short.
These photos with Kim and Paris have us thinking about that photo of Kim Kardashian with Danielle Bregoli aka Cash Me Ousside Girl.
That wasn’t them hanging out or partying in Ibiza, of course.
It was just a little arranged photo, and Kim reportedly didn’t even know who the young teen was.
But eleven years from now, Danielle Bregoli could be forgotten by history or she could be a huge name that people can’t imagine being unfamiliar.
Amazing how times change, right?
