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Monday, April 10, 2017

JD Scott: Discovery of Third Property Brother Traumatizes Entire Internet

HGTV has suffered through a surplus of scandals over the past several months.


There was the report that Chip and Joanna Gaines may hate gay people, along with the shocking split of Tarek and Christina El Moussa.


But nothing could have prepared fans of this cable network for the following piece of life-altering news:



Jonathan and Drew Scott have a brother.


Known to the television and home renovation world as The Property Brothers, Jonathan and Drew have been an inseparable pair for years.


They’re twins. They work together. They live together. They seemingly go everywhere together and do everything together.


So you can understand why so many fans of the siblings were taken aback late last week when a old photo emerged on Twitter of Jonathan Scott… Drew Scott… and JD Scott.


Yes, JD Scott.


Aside from most Internet users being unaware JD even existed, one look at the picture makes it clear that he doesn’t share the same taste in style or appearance as his famous reality star brothers.



At least one fan stared and stared at this image and couldn’t help but wonder if it wasn’t a snapshot of Jonathan, Drew and Pete Wentz.


You can see why such a question would be raised, can’t you?




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So, what do we know about ProBro3?


James Daniel Scott lives in Las Vegas and is not a magician, despite many Twitter users assuming this were the case after studying the throwback photo above.


“Not a magician although my mom says I’m magic,” he wrote in response to a Tweet based on this picture, adding that his haircut has also changed in recent years:


“The good old emo hair has been put to rest, it served its term.”



JD also:


  • Has at least 10 tattoos.

  • Hates mushrooms (they are his “mortal enemy,” according to Instagram).

  • Is a huge fan of NHL team the Vancouver Canucks.

  • Is also a big fan of Saturday Night Live (which referenced JD during its 40th anniversary special).

  • LOVES Subway sandwiches.

  • Was named one of MyVegas Magazine’s Top 100 Men of Success in 2014.

See? Who says you need a HGTV show to be considered a success?!?



Thre you have it.


JD Scott exists.


There’s only one question that therefore exists:


WHO IS THE HOTTEST PROPERTY BROTHER? 



And the Winner is?


It’s time to choose a Scott! Which of these siblings is easiest on the eyes? View Poll »





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