Friday, October 9, 2015

Kendall Jenner: Topless on Instagram!!!

Last week, Kendall Jenner’s butt made a surprise appearance on social media.


Apparently this week, it’s her ta-tas turn, as Kendall posed for a topless photoshoot, and photographer Mert Alas shared the results on Instagram.



Yes, we’ve seen Kendall topless before, but what’s interesting about these pics, is that you can actually see why Kendall pursued a career in modeling while the rest of the family stuck with…whatever the hell it is they do. Bear with us:



Kendall’s expressive eyes are as sexy as her body, and anyone who’s seen Kim’s attempts at acting knows that not everyone in the Kard clan shares Kendall’s ability to actually convey human emotion.


We’re not saying that Kendall should start going out for movie roles, but there is some talent involved in modeling (Don’t get us wrong; 95% of it is just being hot.), and Kendall seems to have what it takes.


Are we sincerely praising her ability to emote for the camera, or just encouraging her to get naked more often? We’re not even sure anymore.


It’s worth noting, however, that Kendall isn’t the only member of her family to publicly strip down in the past two days.


Nude photos of Kourtney Kardashian surfaced online yesterday, and Kourt cut right to the chase by not even showing her face.


We guess the lesson here is that if you want one of the Kardashian-Jenner girls to pose naked, just tell ’em it’ll be black and white and artsy.


We’re sure Tyga is watching an online Photoshop tutorial and working on a six-figure deal with Vanity Fair at this very moment.


19 Times the Kardashians Have Been in Krisis


Members of the Kardashian-Jenner family have starred in sex tapes; possibly been fathered by likely murderers; worn fur; shilled for dangerous products… and none of it seems to matter.


These people still have millions of followers and still rake in millions of dollars per year.


Still, here"s a look at various scandals that have plagued the family, many of which involved nudity:




1. Kim Kardashian Superstar


Kim kardashian superstar

Let’s start with the obvious, that pesky Kim Kardashian sex tape that just happened to leak out prior to Keeping Up with the Kardashians airing on E! and which is still making a profit for its participants.



2. Kim and Kris Go Down the Krapper


Kris humphries tabloid cover

Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days. Yes, 72 days! Was it all a sham? Why did the divorce take so long to be finalized? Sadly, we’ll never know the answers to these questions.



3. That’s My Kid!


Thats my kid

Model Michael Girgenti has claimed on multiple occasionsn that he’s the real father of Mason Dash Disick. This appears to be untrue, but you never know.



4. And That’s MY Kid!


And thats my kid

This is even less likely to be true, but supermarket tabloids have alleged that OJ Simpson slept with Kris Jenner, resulting in the birth of Khloe Kardashian nine months later.



5. Statutory or Sweet?


Kylie jenner and tyga in europe

Even when members of this family are in a serious relationship, they manage to make it scandalous. At least Kylie Jenner does, considering she’s a teenager and she’s dating a 25-year old rapper.



6. Fur the Love of God!


Kim kardashian and north west in fur

Kim Kardashian has gotten in trouble herself for wearing fur. But she REALLY got in trouble in February of 2015 for dressing her daughter in fur.


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Ben Affleck & Jon Hamm: Picking Up Chicks Together?

Back in June, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their divorce.


Last month, Jon Hamm broke up with Jennifer Westfeldt.


Obviously it’s a bummer, as both relationships endured for more than a decade (almost two, in Hamm’s case), and one of them yielded three children, but it’s time to get over the heartbreak and focus on what’s really important:



Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm are both single.



One of them is Batman and the other one has Jon Hamm’s penis, so basically Bruce Wayne and Don Draper are about to be schooled in the art of gettin’ it in.


“He and Jon Hamm go out looking for women together,” a source tells Star magazine. “They hit up Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz late at night. Ben lines up his drinks and then they ‘check out the talent.’”


Sadly, we have no way of knowing if this is true, but the details check out.


The insider says “Ben lines up his drinks,” and seems to imply that Hamm stays sober.


It makes sense, as Hamm recently completed rehab after struggling with alcohol addiction.


Affleck also had a drinking problem, and he sobered up for a while, but then he was presumably all like, “F-ck this, I’m Batman,” and proceeded to guzzle a bottle of Scotch older than the last woman he slept with.


Anyway, experts say that if you’re a woman in the Los Angeles area, experts say that there’s a 98% chance that you’ll have sex with Jon Hamm and/or Ben Affleck this weekend.


Frankly, we think that’s a conservative estimate.


Jenna Dewan Tatum: No Shirt, No Makeup!

It’s official: Channing Tatum has seen Jenna Dewan Tatum nude.



We know this not because the actor is married to the actress, although that was our first clue.



But instead because Dewan Tatum just shared a couple photos of herself topless on Instagram, telling followers that they were snapped by her famous husband.



“#tbt to chans insistence on a makeup free shoot in Cabo,” the beauty wrote as a caption to the first image above, which we did need to censor… but which you can see in all its sexy glory by simply clicking on it.


Of the second makeup-free picture (which doesn’t include a shirt, either), Dewan Tatum wrote:


“I pretty much live my entire life with hair in my face.”


Channing and Jenna met while filming the 2006 movie Step Up.


They appear to have one of the healthier relationships in Hollywood, while also being one of the more private couples in Hollywood.


It’s almost as if those two things are related, huh?


Meanwhile, here’s a look at many other celebrities who have gone all natural on Twitter and Instagram: