Back in June, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their divorce.
Last month, Jon Hamm broke up with Jennifer Westfeldt.
Obviously it’s a bummer, as both relationships endured for more than a decade (almost two, in Hamm’s case), and one of them yielded three children, but it’s time to get over the heartbreak and focus on what’s really important:
Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm are both single.
One of them is Batman and the other one has Jon Hamm’s penis, so basically Bruce Wayne and Don Draper are about to be schooled in the art of gettin’ it in.
“He and Jon Hamm go out looking for women together,” a source tells Star magazine. “They hit up Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz late at night. Ben lines up his drinks and then they ‘check out the talent.’”
Sadly, we have no way of knowing if this is true, but the details check out.
The insider says “Ben lines up his drinks,” and seems to imply that Hamm stays sober.
It makes sense, as Hamm recently completed rehab after struggling with alcohol addiction.
Affleck also had a drinking problem, and he sobered up for a while, but then he was presumably all like, “F-ck this, I’m Batman,” and proceeded to guzzle a bottle of Scotch older than the last woman he slept with.
Anyway, experts say that if you’re a woman in the Los Angeles area, experts say that there’s a 98% chance that you’ll have sex with Jon Hamm and/or Ben Affleck this weekend.
Frankly, we think that’s a conservative estimate.
