Friday, October 30, 2015

Kate Middleton: Pregnant With Twins, Tabloid Claims

Not surprisingly, a new round of speculation about whether or not Kate Middleton is pregnant goes began pretty much the moment the Duchess gave birth to Princess Charlotte. 


So we doubt anyone was terribly shocked to see this cover story in OK! magazine:



For some reason, tabloids are obsessed with the idea of Kate Middleton giving birth to twins.


In fairness, if the reactions to Prince George and Princess Charlotte are any indication, the entire UK would explode from excitement if Kate ever brought a matching set of royals into the world, so it’s not hard to see why the BS press is so enamored with the idea.


Anyway, OK! can’t quite make up its mind on this one, as the cover claims Kate is giving birth to a boy and a girl, while the article inside says that the couple “doesn’t plan to find out what they’re having in advance, instead they want to be surprised at the birth.”


(We read this nonsense so you don’t have to!)


The tabloid even claims that upon hearing the news, William excitedly exclaimed, “My mother would be so thrilled!” 



Yup. They even went for the Princess Di emotional gut-punch. And you thought the British media was bad!


Are we saying with absolute, 100 percent certainty that Kate is not pregnant with twins?


No, but if she is, it’s a total freak coincidence.


Maybe OK! is planning to report that Kate is pregnant with twins every week between now and when she reaches menopause, just so if it ever happens, they can say they broke the story.