Thursday, February 11, 2016

Kylie Jenner Buttcheek Alert! Check Out Her Racy Lacy Jumpsuit!

If you’re Kylie Jenner, you show off your ass every opportunity you get. It’s what you do.*



The latest opportunity came during New York Fashion Week, when Kylie wore this butt-baring number to the VFILES show where her bae Tyga performed.




Kylie Jenner



We hope her chair had a bun warmer. Those seats can get cold.


While it looks as though Kylie is going commando for the big show, if you look closely you can actually detect a nude-colored thong, which is a smart move because lace can really do a number on the lady bits, if you know what I mean.


Here’s the getup from the front:



Looks like the designer sewed the lace applique in just the right spot to protect against a nip slip, or she may be wearing black petals over her areolas. 


It’s a daring move for most 18-year-olds, but Kylie learned from the queen of body exploitation herself, big sister Kim Kardashian, who was also seen at NYFW wearing a see-through garment.



Kim’s been complaining to no end about her struggle to lose weight after giving birth to her son Saint back in December, so she made sure to cover up with a Cruella de Vil-inspired coat, which we assume was made of puppies. 


Rounding out the family peep show is Kourtney Kardashian, who wore this sheer top during her time in the Big Apple:



Wait, who’s that guy, Kourt? He’s cute.


It may be 26 degrees in New York this week, but these women will be damned before they bury their fleshy parts underneath some opaque fabric. 


*Apologies to Geico for borrowing the ad slogan. In exchange, you can take our Kylie Jenner idea.


Kanye West Escorts Lamar Odom to His Seat at Yeezy Season 3 Show

Breaking news: Kanye West isn’t always a self-absorbed D-bag. 


Or at the very least, he’s capable of hiding it sometimes:



If you’ve been anywhere near the Internet this week, you know that Kanye’s seventh studio album, The Life of Pablo, is set to debut during his Yeezy Season 3 fashion show at Madison Square Garden tonight.


Naturally, the entire Kardashian clan is in attendance, including Lamar Odom, who was spotted boarding a plane with Khloe Kardashian (and appearing to be in remarkably good health last night).


The video above shows Lamar being escorted to his seat by none other than the evening’s headliner, Yeezy himself.


Sources say Lamar showed a slight limp as he made his way through the arena to his spot in the front row, but he reportedly appeared to be aware of his surroundings and able to communicate with those around him.


Odom, of course, suffered 12 strokes after overdosing on cocaine back in October, and there was a time when doctors believed he would never emerge from his coma. 


Returning to the scene of some of his greatest career triumphs must be bittersweet for Lamar, but he’s surrounded by loved ones who are no doubt reminding him that his incredible recovery is the greatest victory of his life. 


Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Show Signs of Relationship Trouble on Recent Date

Earlier this week, several media outlets reported that Kim Kardashian had hired a divorce attorney without Kanye West’s knowledge.


We dismissed the rumor as typical tabloid BS, and we still don’t think Kim and ‘Ye are headed for a divorce – but that doesn’t mean they’re not experiencing problems.



According to Radar Online the Wests recently stepped out for what was supposed to be a low-key date at Kenmore 75 in Manhattan.


As is usually the case, however, they attracted the notice of dozens of other patrons, many of whom observed that the couple did not seem terribly smitten with one another.


“They were just very distant towards one another the entire time they were there,” says one onlooker. “They honestly acted like they could not be bothered with each other.”


Another witness described Kimye as looking “tense and unhappy.”


The couple was eventually joined by Kim’s sister Kourtney and best friend, Jonathan Cheban.


Sources say Kim and Yeezy seemed to lighten up once company arrived.


Rumors of marital trouble between Kardashian and West seem to surface at least once a week, but this time around they seem  more legit, as there’s ample evidence to suggest that Kim was not happy with Kanye’s attack on Wiz Khalifa and his 2-year-old child during a recent Twitter rant.


Could it be that Kim is finally getting as sick of Kanye as the rest of the world has been for years? 


Blac Chyna Just Wants Attention, Source Dares to Allege

STOP THE PRESSES! PUT DOWN THOSE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES!


We have some disheartening news:



Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are not engaged.


This may come as a shock to many readers because Chyna wore a diamond ring on her finger earlier this week and also captioned a photo of her and her boyfriend with a diamond ring emoji.


But, despite this proof, an insider tells People Magazine that Rob never popped the life-altering question.


Simply put, they are “not engaged,” this source says, explaining of why Chyna has been seen around with the aforementioned shiny piece of jewelry on her hand:


Chyna is all about attention, and that’s probably why she keeps flashing the ring.”


Wait… WHAT?!? Blac Chyna is all about attention?!?


We’re gonna need a few moments to digest this unexpected analysis and evaluation…



However, just because Blac Chyna won’t be walking down the aisle any time soon with Rob, that doesn’t mean things aren’t serious between the stars.


On Thursday, the mother of Tyga’s son jumped on Instagram to post a NSFW snapshot of herself wearing nothing but a thong while modeling a pair of Kardashians’s “Stay Trill” Arthur George socks.


Rob himself has said far less in public about the romance, but those in the know are speaking on his behalf.


“She makes him super happy, and this is the first time that he’s felt so optimistic about life in years,” another source tells People.


“She helps keep Rob in check with his health and makes sure he is abiding by his diet and exercising.


“He feels there’s strong potential for this relationship to go a long way, but for now they are very content and complement each other really well.”