Bella Thorne Posts Butt Selfie For #TransformationTuesday

There’s #WomanCrushWednesday and #ThrowbackThursday, and now #TransformationTuesday is apparently also a thing.

Will it catch on? Has it already caught on and we’re just horrible out of touch? We have no idea. But we do know that if it means more photos of Bella Thorne’s perfectly sculpted backside, you can count us in.

Yes, there’s certainly nothing to complain about there.

Of course, as longtime followers of Bella’s Instagram page, we’re not sure that much of a transformation has taken place here.

We’ve seen Bella’s butt many times before, and it’s always perfectly on point.

Still, we appreciate that she’s giving us all something to aspire to – even if our Transformation Tuesday consists of watching all 4 Transformers movies while shame-scarfing an entire pizza. We’ve said too much.

Anyway, you can add Bella’s latest work of art to the list of previous classics such as “Look at My Butt in Jeans,” “Spandex Ass,” and “Girl With the Pearl Earring (Butt Version).”

“The most important artist of our time” is a phrase that gets thrown around too often, but can you think of a better description for Ms. Thorne? We didn’t think so.

This has been another installment of Ass-terpiece Theater. We hope you learned something.

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Britney Spears Dances in Bra & Panties on Instagram: Watch!

Fans of Britney Spears will be thrilled to know she just released a sexy new music video – on Instagram.

Since she never released an official video for her 2003 song "Breathe on Me," she stripped down to her skivvies and gave us a taste of what it might"ve looked like.

Wearing a black bra and panties, Brit dances seductively to the track, showing off some very toned abs plug huge tattoos on her stomach and thigh.

While the mom of two looks amazing, it appears as though she may have forgotten the lyrics. Her lip-syncing is a little off.

But that"s not really the point of the video, is it? The point is, LOOK AT MY HOT BOD!!!

Could this be part of a ploy to attract a well-hung geek?

While on stage at a concert in Las Vegas earlier this month, the singer told the audience exactly what she"s looking for in a guy:

"I think it"s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis," she said.  

Not a bad plan, Brit. Who wouldn"t want someone who could fix your computer then take you on a wild ride in the sack?

So to Britney fans and meat-packing dweebs alike, this video is for you. 

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga: Secretly MARRIED??

The Kylie Jenner-Blac Chyna feud is back on with a vengeance, and people are taking sides.

Blac’s mother, Shalana Hunter, recently took to Instagram to launch a vicious attack on the lip kit guru and her entire family, but in doing so, she dropped a hint that have some fans thinking Kylie and Tyga got married.

According to HollywoodLife, Hunter calls the reality star “Kylie Jenner Stevenson,” in a NSFW rant. Tyga, who is Blac’s baby daddy and ex-fiance, is actually named Michael Ray Nguyen Stevenson.

“None of you b**ches can produce a Kardashian baby,” she starts. “Not one!!! One thing Chyna can do that you but you can’t Kylie Jenner Stevenson!!!!” 

We’re not sure how Hunter would be privy to information about the couple’s marital status, unless it somehow got back to Kylie’s brother and Blac’s bae Rob Kardashian, who then told his girlfriend.

But we’re also not sure why she’d choose to call Kylie by Tyga’s last name.

Nevertheless, Hunter continues on her nonsensical and completely bananas takedown of the entire Kardashian family, specifically naming Kylie’s sister Khloe: 

“And that’s be a Kardashian b**ch. But who the f**king wants too hoe!!!! Btw — can Khloe have kids??? Who wants the name Kardashian anyway … just an FYI hoes.

“Ya’ll b**ches are all weak. I bet when these hoes turn 50 they going to turn to mommy dearest. Oh God, let me hang myself, I see old age. The TV screen is melting on me. Oh God, my beautiful face is melting.”

OKAY.

But that’s not all.

In a separate post, she screams at Kim Kardashian for getting plastic surgery on her face and calls her a “weak ass bitch” and tells her she better have security if the two ever come face-to-face.

Since Hunter is clearly stark raving mad and just spewing craziness, we don’t give much credibility to her calling Kylie “Stevenson.”

She could’ve called her “Kylie Timberlake” and it would’ve made as much sense as the rest of the rant.

The whole Blac-Kylie beef started up again when the former called out the latter on Instagram for stealing her idea for a cooking show.

Then Tyga stepped in to defend Kylie and took a shot at Blac in an Instagram video.

No response yet from Kylie, Khloe or Kim.

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