Most people demand bottles of Ciroc on their riders, but not Farrah Abraham, who’s gonna be busy bedazzling her lady parts in her green room. Farrah’s hosting a XXXMas party at the Las Vegas stripper institution Crazy Horse III Thursday and her…
Sunday, December 10, 2017
Monday, November 27, 2017
"Project Runway" Winner Christian Siriano"s Company Sued Over Panties and PJs
Christian Siriano allegedly tried pulling a classic retail move on a company that wanted to use his name on its gear … by taking back the deal. The “Project Runway” winner’s company, Christian Siriano Holdings, was just sued by M&A…
Thursday, October 26, 2017
Kourtney Kardashian: I Don"t Wear Panties OR Care What Scott Disick Does!
Kourtney and Scott may no longer be a couple, but they’ll always be linked and there’s still so much to say about them.
One, there are some truly bone-chilling rumors floating around that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie might step things up … with an engagement.
Two, Kourtney Kardashian is absolutely not letting her infamous ex keep her down. In fact, she’s stepping up her sexy game and going panty-free in a steamy new photo.
(No, this isn’t the new photo, as Kourtney looks all kinds of hot but is very clearly not going commando)
For years, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were a — or perhaps the — central couple on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Sure, they had their ins and outs, but Kourtney was the mom. She was the one who had things together — relatively speaking. And Scott was her snarky love.
But Kourtney and Scott are a couple no longer. They’ll always be connected, by their shared history and by their three young children, but they aren’t just “on a break.” They’re done.
And while any couple could conceivably get back together one day, Scott Disick’s terrible behavior throughout the spring and summer of this year make that seem less and less likely.
Kourtney’s moved on, though. She’s with Younes Bendjima.
Younes is a hot younger guy. The two of them don’t seem crazy-serious, but they’ve been together for a while now. So what they have is working.
And even though Scott Disick freaked out over Kourtney dating, he spent most of 2017 chasing every 19-year-old model he and his alcoholic genitals could find.
But it seems that Scott has settled on one very special 19-year-old model.
Which … might be worse.
Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie — yes, that Sofia Richie. She’s a 19-year-old model, so we’d say that the guy has a type.
Quite frankly, given Scott’s misadventures this summer, we don’t blame Lionel Richie for being “scared to death.”
Unlike Scott’s other flings, this one seems more serious. And even Instagram-official.
Most worrying was what may have been a throw-away line … or may have been hints that Sofia Richie and Scott Disick plan to elope.
That would be a disastrous mistake for both of them, but rumors of a planned engagement continue to linger in the air.
And in our nightmares.
And this very public relationship does more than horrify Lionel Richie — Kourtney has to be feeling it, too, right?
But Kourtney’s not letting this keep her down.
In fact, she’s as sexy and ever and refuses to hide it.
Kourtney tagged this outrageously sexy photo with #ad, even though it’s for her own collaboration.
Dang, those FTC rules don’t screw around, huh?
She’s promoting her collaboration with Pretty Little Thing, posing in front of a New York Taxi in a tantalizing dress.
We see legs, we see beauty, and … we do not see any sign of panties. She went commando!
Can we just remind you that Kourtney Kardashian is 38?
It’s not every day that one of the Kardashians strikes a blow for women everywhere, but there are plenty of sleezy dudes out there who look like diseased goblins who think that women need to bundle up after age 34.
Kourtney’s reminding the world that even MILFs who are pushing 40 can sex it up with the best of them.
And maybe she’s reminding Scott that the mother of his children is still every bit as jaw-droppingly sexy as the barely legal teens that he’s been slobbering over all year.
We can see why Scott Disick might find teen models appealing, and not just because they’re unreasonably attractive 19-year-olds.
More than Scott Disick’s summer of escapism, more than his unquenchable lust (ew), we think that these younger women make Scott Disick feel valid and mature.
Kourtney, who always (more or less) has her ducks in a row, must be quite the contrast to Scott’s laid-back, dysfunctional mess. To the point where even Scott must know it.
19-year-olds are still figuring out life but think that they’re grown-ups (adulthood starts at 18, but you’re not a grown-up until, like, 30). That probably makes Scott feel like, relatively, he has a lot of wisdom and experience to offer.
That’s our armchair analysis, anyway.
Scott’s need for an ego boost shouldn’t tie up the best years of a young woman’s life, though. Let’s hope that Sofia Richie realizes that before she’s in too deep.
Thursday, September 14, 2017
Madonna Admits There"s No Evidence Friend Stole Her Panties!!!
Madonna withered under oath recently as she was grilled over her allegation that a former close friend and art consultant stole her panties, a letter from Tupac and other stuff. TMZ has obtained a transcript of Madonna’s deposition in the case…
Thursday, July 20, 2017
Madonna"s Ex Peter Shue Says if She Wants Her Panties Back She"s Gotta Pay Up
Madonna’s ex-boyfriend says the worn panties she sent him back in the day will hit the auction block despite legal issues, but if she wants them back … a deal can be arranged. We got Peter Shue — who briefly dated the Queen of Pop in 1994 — out…
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
DeMarcus Cousins" First Mardi Gras In NOLA ... PANTIES AND HENNY!! (VIDEO)
He’s only been in town for a week, but DeMarcus Cousins is fitting right in with the New Orleans culture … sportin’ panties on his head and drinking from a bottle of Hennessy in the Mardi Gras parade. Boogie and Pelicans teammate Anthony Davis…
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Oprah Prefers New Panties to Clean Ones (VIDEO)
Oprah’s worth around $ 3 billion, but she’s still pretty damn frugal when it comes to cleaning her undies. We got Oprah in NYC and when we asked what she hates splurging on … she was locked and loaded with a very candid tip about panties and hotel…
Friday, October 21, 2016
Anchorman Tells Viewers to "Check Your Panties"
Perhaps Donald Trump made the right move last week when he destroyed a Teleprompter in front of screaming fans at a campaign stop.
Why? What has caused us to actually praise Trump for… well… anything?
Allow the following video to explain:
It features Eric Philips, an anchorman in Virginia, who at least caught himself pretty quickly after making a rather obvious and hilarious blunder on air this past Wednesday.
Reading from a script, the NBC12 reporter told viewers, very simply, to “check your panties.”
He went on read a few more words before stopping and realizing that the script was supposed to say something else.
It was supposed to say “check your pantries.”
After all, the line was meant to lead a segment on a recall of 175,000 rice and slow cookers due to a fire hazard.
That really has nothing to do with anyone’s underwear and taking a close look at said underwear.
“I couldn’t warn you before. I saw it and I couldn’t warn you, Eric,” co-anchor Karla Redditte said between laughs.
Philips recovered from the mistake like a true professional and later took to Twitter to joke about the gaffe.
“Ok…so this happened this morning. Soooo embarrassed! #CheckYourPanties,” he wrote.
There was also this funny Tweet:
You might as well embrace, it, right?
“My partner in news is making sure I go over my scripts with a fine toothed comb because….you know…#checkyourpanties #checkyourscripts,” Philips also wrote as a caption to the following social media picture:
HA! We love it.
For once, too, Twitter users even came together in praise instead of mockery.
“You handled that so well and gave America a good laugh and a new hashtag! Roll with it!” one person wrote.
We agree with this person.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Britney Spears Dances in Bra & Panties on Instagram: Watch!
Fans of Britney Spears will be thrilled to know she just released a sexy new music video – on Instagram.
Since she never released an official video for her 2003 song "Breathe on Me," she stripped down to her skivvies and gave us a taste of what it might"ve looked like.
Wearing a black bra and panties, Brit dances seductively to the track, showing off some very toned abs plug huge tattoos on her stomach and thigh.
While the mom of two looks amazing, it appears as though she may have forgotten the lyrics. Her lip-syncing is a little off.
But that"s not really the point of the video, is it? The point is, LOOK AT MY HOT BOD!!!
Could this be part of a ploy to attract a well-hung geek?
While on stage at a concert in Las Vegas earlier this month, the singer told the audience exactly what she"s looking for in a guy:
"I think it"s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis," she said.
Not a bad plan, Brit. Who wouldn"t want someone who could fix your computer then take you on a wild ride in the sack?
So to Britney fans and meat-packing dweebs alike, this video is for you.